good evening tumblr! for the low low price of $4.20 i will give you a fact that will ruin your night!
this was not my fact, and i am livid that it actually does make sense from an evolutionary standpoint (as it makes other male llamas sterile thus reducing competition). congratulations tumblr you have successfully ruined MY nightÂ
the fact i was GOING to share, interestingly enough, also has to do with animal genitalia:
here is a photo of a blue whale penis mounted on a plaque, have a nice evening âĽ
#for $6.66 i will give you one awful Premium fact that is directly related to the whale penis fact but is actually so much worse
pleasure doing business with ya. your fact is: the above photo was taking at the Icelandic Phallological Museum aka the
***MUSEUM OF PENISES***
which houses the worldâs largest display of penises (most of them non-human). yes this is a real place that exists, and is a popular tourist destination. and yes, many of theâŚexhibits have been mounted on plaques, for reasons best left unexplored
oh! here is a non-dehydrated blue whale. fun fact: the first photo was âjust the tip!â
#and for one final payment of $6.66 i will give you ONE LAST BUT BY FAR THE MOST HORRENDOUS FACT about blue whale penises#much worse than the fact that a penis museum exists and has multiple whale penises on display
and here is your final Awful and Horrendous Whale Penis Fact:
whale penises were probably mistaken for sea monsters
nope, iâm not kidding. wish i was. whale penises do indeed very much resemble giant monstrous tentacles when spotted in the wild. at least some âsea monstersâ sightings were probably justâŚwhale boners. which i hate. i hate that so much.
and because today wasnât bad enough: here is a sperm whale penis!
and HERE is a photo of a man holding a $6,000 5-and-a-half foot stuffed version!
hope you enjoyed this post! i didnât!!!!
Can we roll it back to the dick museumâŚ
WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY MOST
THATâS the part you focus on? Seriously?????
please Iâm so tired
To answer the reblog about human penises
They are still looking
arenât we all, metaphorically in life, looking for a younger and a bigger and a better one though
