Eugh

[captain-price-returns]

I don't know if full on execution is proper justice, but at least they did something.

[sloppertango]

Don't worry, I'm a knower. It was.

[maja-paja]

[parkchanwoohoo]

[boccher]

funny seeing the google ai go on full defense for white people over the word honky while the wiki article it's sourcing is just like "yeah its some insult". they're injecting their own #alllivesmatter weights into the bot

[sloppertango]

It used to be the ghost in the machine, now it's the kirk in the clanker

[fluffysheeple]

christian bad driver: my guardian angel watches over me, I don't need to look before I merge

atheist bad driver: I will rely on my own skill to see myself safely home after a mere 8 drinks

agnostic bad driver: no one knows where all these dents and scratches came from

[innerchildabortionclinic]

that quote that's like: "there is no female mozart for the same reason there is no female jack the ripper"

is genuinely the dumbest thing i've read in my life, like it just generally reveals a lack of awareness about...everything on earth

who the fuck comes up with these takes & subjects me to them? is it punishment for something?

[sivavakkiyar]

Saul Bellow famously had a version of this, he said ‘There are no Tolstoys amongst the Zulus.’

Ramanujan said in response in a lecture “there are no Tolstoys amongst the “Euro-American tribes”, either. Tolstoy was a man who lived in Russia once.”

It’s very easy for me to think of brilliant composers who were women for every decade going back the last 4 centuries at least, and then I’d have to get broader than decades but would still have a very easy time.

Anyone who finds that baffling or is surprised by it or lacks any knowledge of Zulu lit is just telling you they’re not remotely worth paying attention to. Basic, you could say

[sloppertango]

[Guy who is functionally illiterate due to American education] It's kind of fucked that there are no female Zulus, but is it really jack the rippers fault???

[meangirlnurse]

you're genuinely just a bully. you're a mean person and you are actively making feminist spaces worst. i know this isn't gonna get through to you but like. jesus christ. the way you talk to people is actually horrible.

no idea what specifically prompted this ask but i’m gonna print it and hang it on my wall ❤️

[zeelatunes]

[fairycosmos]

[sloppertango]

The last bit should actually read "and I must continue my many righteous deeds" you would know this instinctively if you were a real psychic torture vehicle

[crazy-brazilian]

[despazito]

[creepymutelilbugger]

well if the ai generated banana seal from the tumblr ad says i have to eat 40 pounds of carbs a day then i guess i have no choice

[innerchildabortionclinic]

the way some people talk about the fate of children (especially sons) of single mothers is like, evident of a sort of nuclear family ideal where the necessary role of the father is to make the child hate themselves. does anyone notice this.

[sloppertango]

I always thought the whole deal was that in some cases, sons will try to emulate what they think a man is supposed to be, based on like warped cultural/media caricatures that result in them going INSAAAANE AAAAAAAHHHHH and by having a regular, male loser present it calibrates them to understand that they don't have to murder 3 people in melee in order to validate their gender identity

like not to overhype it but my impression is that's where some of the issue lays

-t I have no idea I'm just guessing

[moldavite]

when i lived in england i literally thought i was asexual bc i was so grossed out by everyone

this is so fucking funny. real as hell

[komsomolka]

Thank you so SO SO SO much for reminding people what Ukraine did to people in Crimea. My friend from Crimea said they knew in the mid 00s that shitstorm is coming

As you also mentioned, yes, Ukraine send neonazis in 90s to Crimea too, so called "поезда дружбы".

We all know that it wasn't so-called "annexation". People DECIDED to be with Russia. Voted for it. And I'm mad that people do not understand that banderites were ready to do etnic cleansing there.

you know the territory is rightfully yours when you have to send neonazi terror squads to intimidate its people into submission am i right ukr emojis

[utopians]

duuuuuude you have GOT to come out tonight we're enacting cruelty upon those who have transgressed so badly that we can justify any act against them... and you KNOW we're interpreting our delight as moral righteousness... Yeah it's fucking crazyyyyyyy get an Uber

[cheaphalloweencostume]

your boss takes you into his office and grimly informs you that he’s unemploygnant and it’s yours