ya idk what I'm doing

just a touch-starved bisexual piece of shit. 26. usa. Master of reblogging. falling from one existential crisis to another.

[depsidase]

[stupidfckingdog]

[sandmandaddy69]

[amateur]

Who’s gonna tell them? 😂

[tumbalaria]

[drop-dead-dropout]

Literally serving cunt

[the-big-mood]

[nonasuch]

hey did I ever post the best business card I’ve ever been given by a customer?

a woman wanted me to let her know if I had a particular item in storage, and she went to get a card out of her purse and went ‘oh no. I’m out of my work cards, I’m so sorry about this’ and handed me this:

apparently her husband made them for her as a joke but then she just had like 300 of them so they’re her backups when she runs out of her real business cards.

[notahorseindisguise]

do you ever say something and then think "wow this isnt even a bit. im just like this"

[post-uwuifier]

do yoo evew say someting and den tink “wow dis isn’t even a bit!! im just wike dis UwU”

This post has been UwU-ified!

[notahorseindisguise]

i feel dirty after reading that

[post-uwuifier]

do yoo need a scwubby wubby? OwO

[notahorseindisguise]

i think i do need a scwubby wubby to be honest but not from you

[post-uwuifier]

When is it my turn to be happy.

[deanwinchesterapologist]

Weed gummy should cost 50¢ and be sold out of vending machines and at corner stores

[chill4234-reblogs]

Hi, yes, question?

What about children?

[deanwinchesterapologist]

I'm sure the kids can scrounge up 50¢

[catasters]

[amirrorcalledthemoon]

[stuckinapril]

I could get over anything as long as I have something new to be obsessed with

[stuckinapril]

girls when they don’t have a new obsession that helps them dissociate from their problems and they’re actually forced to face their thoughts

[socialistexan]

I've rarely seen a more validating sentence in my entire life.

[punished-venom-solitair-e]

reblog to disturb jk rowling

[mother-i-crave-rwrb]

i will always take the chance to disturb jk rowling

[samlikesbooks]

disturb jk rowling

[evil-gay-person-inactive]

currently disturbing jk rowling

[sandmandaddy69]

[get-thee-to-a-shrubbery]

[ferret-on-pancakes]

[its-your-mind]

[animentality]

[cb1296]

Reminds me of this lol

[fuck-customers]

[strawberryswitchblader]

okay i need to know

i store my eggs in the fridge

i store my eggs at room temperature like god intended

Voting ended onApr 1, 2023

[strawberryswitchblader]

getting absolutely humiliated on tumblr dot com

[wearenecromancers]

Gelatin is made of animal proteins, does this mean you could use necromancy on jello cubes and have a small, jiggly undead army?

gods i hope so

[grimreaperchibi]

The origin story for gelatinous cubes has been found.

[fuck-customers]

[evilnicegirl]