"If it's not okay, it's not the end"

Bryn Mawr College Class of 2018 Major: to quote my HA "it doesn't matter all liberal arts degrees are viewed as useless" Disclaimer: This blog has not been that active since 2013 but I do return for the occasional updates

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The wonderful thing about tiggers, is tiggers are wonderful things 

[bob-belcher]

[knitmeapony]

Mark Hamill goodnaturedly patting Chadwick Boseman on the shoulder to celebrate his success is one of the most blessed images I’ve ever seen.

[fuocogo]

This is the Money Chadwick. Reblog In 47 minutes to get 48 million dollars.

[queernigga]

i am fucking DONE.

[kylehasatumblr]

Now that this generation is that age, be prepared for a LOT of this.

[proto-homo]

I’m losing my whole ass mind right now

[cumaeansibyl]

[justiceleaque]

bruce wayne answering “yes” completely honestly, non-jokingly, with a deadpan voice when the media ask him in jest if he’s batman is a mood

[roscuro69]

#and then years down the line they find out he’s batman and bruce is just like ‘i mean i never denied it’     

#bruce not caring enough to hide his identity has been such a staple for batman comics but even the writers don’t realize they’re doing it

#there was this early 70s comics about a killer sending his victims batman costumes and killing them while they had them on

#so the police started suspecting one of the victims might be the real batman

#but inevitably bruce wayne gets a suit so commissioner gordon asks him if he could think of a reason the killer targeted him          

 #and bruce just replies ‘no but the design is awful it’s nothing like the original downstairs’      

 #while alfred is just looking straight into the panel’s camera resigned                                                            

[dcupenguin]

In Gotham Adventures #35, Bruce is made part of a jury for the court case of a man that was apprehended by Batman. 

And he just fuckin. He Does That

What seems to keep his cover isn’t secrecy (though there’s plenty of it), but instead just how absolutely outrageous the idea is. Bruce Wayne?? Batman??? Puh-lease. I mean, have you seen the guy? Sure he’s a nice guy, but he’s far too busy having people run WE for him and going on pleasure cruises to be Batman. I mean, really. 

(Good thing nobody notices the cool symbolic silhouette deal he’s got going on there.) It’s likely become something akin to the ‘Ted Cruz is the Zodiac Killer’ joke, (check out this post) and Bruce often just feeds it, making it even easier to get away with. It’s fucking hilarious.

[raptorific]

Those people are gonna feel silly since anyone with eyes could see that the butts match…. I mean, the facts don’t lie

[lesbianvenom]

there’s something really interesting in this passage that I wanted to point out Trelawney assumes that Harry was born in midwinter because of his “dark hair” and “mean stature” and “tragic losses so young in life” Tom Riddle was born in midwinter, is describe in CoS as resembling Harry, and his mother died right after his birth Harry has a piece of Voldemort’s soul in him that’s why Trelawney made that assumption

[lesbianvenom]

I pointed this out in my Harry Potter class today and everyone started yelling and about five people told me to go to hell

[ekjohnston]

My favourite thing about Trelawney is that she is almost always right, but in, like, the worst possible way.

[ohmycaptn]

captain swan + modern world vs. enchanted world

[butchish]

Okay I used to HATE roses as a symbol of romance and shit or whatever until I learned why they’re signs of love bc it’s the most metal creation myth of all time

[butchish]

[butchish]

Well ok have y’all ever heard of the goddess of love Aphrodite?

So in greek mythology, all of the roses were white. all of em with no exception. white. remember this detail, it’s important to the story

so basically one day, our local love bitch Aphrodite was bragging to the other gods about how she could make anyone fall in love with anyone, because she was the goddess of love, and everyone got kind of irked with her bragging bc it was annoying, and Zeus (in his Zeus way) decided to pull a BIG PRANK on Aphrodite by making her fall in love w this mortal named Adonis. Adonis was a hunter, and this made Aphrodite CRAZY because hunting is super dangerous, and she was thirsty for Adonis right & she didn’t want him to die. EXCEPT therein lies the prank, bc Zeus MADE Adonis get gored by a wild boar (rip) and he died.

and here’s where the thing with the red roses come in. Bc all the roses are white, right? And right as Adonis was about to die, Aphrodite SWOOPED DOWN FROM THE HEAVENS in a golden chariot pulled by swans on a slide made of clouds (a cloud slide). as she rushed to his side, Aphrodite pricked her foot on a rose thorn and her blood landed on the petals of the rose, and all of the roses around her became red with her blood as she mourned for her dead lover who was killed in the hunt by a violent wild boar, all bc Zeus wanted Aphrodite to stop boasting.

tl;dr: red roses are a sign of romance bc they were originally white, but the red ones are red because they’re dipped in the blood of the goddess Aphrodite as she mourned the death of her lover

[perhapsarat]

never forget vernon losing his fucking mind when harry was getting his hogwarts letters

[bauerfanstraten]

yeah I’M STILL SALTY.

AND I ALWAYS WILL BE.

I LOVE THEM.

[baawri]

[joeldasalsa]

People might not realize how groundbreaking this is to recognize in India.

[createdfromclay]

amir khan is the only real one in india

[caught-between-worlds]

Dude really walked into a store with “and daughters” in the name and asked about the owner’s sons. That says it all as to why this ad is so necessary.

[eggsaladstain]

on a scale of 1 to john oliver commissioning a competing picture book about mike pence’s rabbit with a storyline about same sex marriage and democracy and tolerance, releasing that book a day before the release of mike pence’s picture book, and then donating proceeds from the book to the trevor project and aids united, how (righteously) petty are you

[desingyouruniverse]

[kiramartinauthor]

There’s nothing I want more than a gay dating reality show called “In the Closet,” with the twist being that one of the contestants is secretly straight but must remain hidden in the house until the very end to win money.

The real twist is that all of them are straight men.

[sunderedseas]

We need a bisexual Bachelorette who’s with me

[themrsandmrsblog]

Like and/or reblog if you think we need a lesbian version of “The Bachelorette.”

[blairwarner]

the straight white cismales are at it again

[kayforpay]

history fucked me up

oxford was built and operational as a college before the rise of the mayans and cleopatra lived in a time nearer to pizza hut’s invention than to the pyramids being built

[kayforpay]

I need a noncomprehensive history book that covers Known World History in time periods, like “in this century, all this shit was happening concurrently” and not just all spread out so I have to piece it together like some unpaid uneducated scholar

[unclebeanbag]

Mongols were fighting Samurai in Japan and Knights in Europe at the same time. 

Star Wars a New Hope came out the same year as the last execution in France by Guillotine. 

Abraham Lincoln and Edgar Allen Poe were friends in their early 20′s. 

When the Great Pyramids were being built there were areas that still had Woolly Mammoths roaming. 

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[charlesoberonn]

Harvard University didn’t teach calculus in its first few years after being established because calculus wasn’t invented yet.

[goteveryonewatchinus]

Anne Frank, Audrey Hepburn, and Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. were born in the same year: 1929.