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yassmines

MIND

snyggvur

this obliterated every single negative aspect of my entire life wow

arroz-con-yolo

this is so pure and stupid lmaooo

fiddleabout

#when u can see the single brain cell being shared

covid-69

this looks like a fake ad you’d see in the background of a movie but its real

butch-king-frankenstein

my orc bard in Pathfinder is named Gronk Ballspeaker

shencomix

For sharing:

Long-ways | Square-ways

boarred

Happy pride demon!

catrocketship

plain-flavoured-english

As a Greek, in response to the current controversy about Matt Damon being cast as Odysseus, I'd just like to share that one of the moments that changed my brain chemistry as a kid was reading a novelized version of the Odyssey and coming across the following description of Odysseus when Circe sees him for the first time and thinks he's hot: "his hair curled like a clematis and his eyes were very brown".

So may I present my own casting choice for Odysseus:

plain-flavoured-english

Excuse me???

ruffboi-mags

you are right and you should say it.

instantduckninja

Is this the face of a man who would put his own infant in front of a plow to avoid going to war?

Absolutely not

You know who would try that shit?

Is this the face of a man who would defy the very gods to get home to his wife?

You know who would defy the gods just to show he could get away with it?

fluffmugger

The last thing Penelope's suitors ever see:

sephospaganplace

AND HE'S GREEK!!!!

wifegideonnav

“bits to use in everyday conversations”

battle-for-dyke-island

they should make weight loss ads illegal and I’m not kidding

doubleca5t

Supermassive Black Hole lends itself to soundtracking one thing and one thing alone and that is a strip club. Supermassive Black Hole is the most perfect strip club rock song I've ever heard. I've heard rock songs *about* strip clubs that feel less suited to a strip club than Supermassive Black Hole. I have heard songs where sex is explicitly described in the lyrics that feel less sexy than Supermassive Black Hole. Supermassive Black Hole is a song so disgustingly, flagrantly, enticingly slutty that I sometimes feel legitimately shocked that it was made by a band that most people make fun of for sounding like if Radiohead sold out after their first album. It is a crowning achievement in stripper music that may never be topped in our lifetime. It is best known for soundtracking the scene in the first Twilight movie where they play baseball.

animentality