My life is going to get better so help me

| Merc | They/them | INTJ | Libra | Asexual | Nonbinary | My main blog ! I collect all my art and stuff from my various side blogs and reblog stuff that doesn't fit the theme of any of them. Side Blogs: @Naturallawofweirdnessmagnitism @bleyblade-bleyblade @I-just-like-games @hey-magic-is-pretty-neat @books-are-kool @hmmm-fiction

[theweight]

this orange was pregnant. Isn’t the world amazing

[dogpuppy]

[fidelcostco]

can't believe the only options are 30 minutes early or 10 minutes late. if only there were some other way. but what can you do

[janmisali]

oh I know how to make a poll's results look like the letter E watch this

what is the rightmost digit of the number of responses this poll has right now? (it should be visible before you vote.)

0, 1, or 2

3

4 or 5

6

7, 8, or 9

Remaining time: 4 days 21 hours

[samreich]

just throwing this out there

[postarcadian]

the thing I love most about how tumblr users use tags is that it’s like what if a social media website had a footnotes system

[ihopejakeydiesnow]

[jessebloom]

first day of pride month

[woman-respecter]

i think a lot of people want to be “unique” but at the same time are afraid of being actually different and/or incapable of having any original thougnts so they just adopt the traits of a subgroup that they think will make them special and quirky but they’re actually putting in a lot of effort to be exactly like everyone else in that group.

[plain-flavoured-english]

[greelin]

i ❤️ faceless character designs like yesss keep the mask on… Obscurity is so hot

[greelin]

“what if you could see their face” well i neither want nor need any of that. i’m right where i want to be

[cutecipher]

as a feminist i support recreational abortion

[cutecipher]

i have mixed feelings about competitive

[cutecipher]

*maddest ive ever been, eye twitching* thats baseless. its something else actually.

[screenshotsofdespair]

[ot3]

its awesome that neither mind reading nor god are real and all of the thoughts inside of your head are completely private and consequenceless forever #myprivacy

[t-s-n-deactivated20250205]

me getting silly in the pussy if im being honest ?

[pococurantina]

could you lie

[billymayslesbian]

imagining a universe where porn is a marketable genre so you have to deal with raycon ads while trying to jerk your shit

[torchichate]

You’re an easy slut, aren’t you kitten? Almost as easy as dinner with Hellofresh

[rontology]

I love asking friends, without context, "what are you really into this week?" I'll go first. this week I'm really into mouthwash and sudoku. Last week I was into peaches.

[rontology]

we used to be a society on here!! reblog, don't like! I want to hear what you're into!!! I'm literally looking into the nyt game Pips!!!

[rontology]

compiling my favourite responses

[we-have-black-marble-at-home]

translator's note: in america, "seek shelter immediately" means "go outside and stand on the porch"