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Social justice necromancer. He/him, 40s 👴 Side blog: @ay-ar-tee

[thevulturesquadron]

text: [ “Some of you have forgotten that only three years ago you were perfectly capable of writing an essay, writing a eulogy, telling a bedtime story to a child, and it should worry you that powerful companies have convinced us we can’t do things we’ve been doing for 5000 years.” ]

[literary-sparks]

“Why don’t you use ai” idk man beyond the obvious environmental and “this machine causes psychosis and encourages people to kill themselves” thing I think asking the equivalent of a solid D student who is also a pathological liar if they can answer my question/do the work for me seems pretty fucking stupid

[skyline-sunset-in-my-veins]

Also bc bitch I spent years to have the mind and skill that I do - why the fuck would I fucking waste that on the "NOT EVEN half assed at best" machine?

[sceptixfakemon]

i really genuinely wish I could hit chatgpt with my bare fists and hear its pityful electronic voice fade into glitched robotic gibberish and choking beeps as I hit it before I smash it for good and it shuts the fuck up forever

[sceptixfakemon]

no no it's fine

[sceptixfakemon]

why are so many people wondering if I'm horny for chatgpt. it's like the most unfuckable robot ever created heeell NO

[sceptixfakemon]

dragging you out of the tags like it's the last thing I'll ever do on this site

[queer-as-city-folk]

tumblr users are living in a world wholly their own which I can not help but envy

[mercuryfountain-deactivated2024]

Gerard P Donelan

[mercuryfountain-deactivated2024]

I love the notes saying this femme knows exactly what she's doing and it's all part of her flirting technique. You get it.

[kyrianne]

More of his stuff and about him

[kyrianne]

[kyrianne]

[laslloronas]

My absolute favorite of his work

[smulnsander-deactivated20251211]

[strawberryamanita]

Lest we forget "The Quilt" (not as funny, but worth a mention)

[tylerspangler]

Artwork Copyright © Tyler Spangler

Shop: shoptylerspangler.com

[smashuu]

[Image description: artwork of colorful letters spelling "You're doing okay"]

[valtsv]

but if i don’t hyperfixate i’ll get depressed and die

[valtsv]

*runs out of hyperfixations* oh god oh fuck *lies in bed feeling empty and useless for 48 hours*

[princecharmingtobe]

*desperately digs through old hyperfixations* there must be SOMETHING

[aniseandspearmint]

*frantically picks up random new things and shakes them* awww c'mon, TRIGGER THE HAPPY CHEMICALS *shake shake shake*

[gummybearattacktheworldofdespair]

[aniseandspearmint]

tfw you’re bothering a cat but not enough for it to MOVE so it just looks Disapprovingly at you

[everythingfox]

Sleepy fuzz ball

(via)

[aniseandspearmint]

i love the way the camera starts shaking because the person is laughing

[death-420]

does anyone have that gif of a penis growth ad thats a guinea pig that stretches out rly long and a girl says “hot!” and the guinea pig spins around pls i need it

[raeuberkotzenrotz]

I gotchu

[death-420]

YES!!! YES!! YES!!!!!

[doomstar]

You literally cannot find this type of community interaction on twitter or instagram or any other app. Look at the support, the gratitude, the absolutely incomprehensible shared knowledge of this most cursed, most rare gif. 

Truly this is beauty.

[headspace-hotel]

Dandelions symbolize everything I want to be in life

[main-river]

Fluffy and dead with a gust of wind?

[headspace-hotel]

Unapologetic. Hard to kill. Feral, filled with sunlight, bright, beautiful in a way that the conventional and controlling hate but cannot ever fully destroy. Stubborn. Happy. Bastardous. Friends with bees. Highly disapproving of lawns. Full of wishes that will be carried far after I die.

[parkchanwoohoo]

Realizing that I am not employing enough of my free will to become a nuisance at work

[raine-of-auroria]

Me watching this:

[cowboybarbaryn]

I’m not letting this rot in the tags

[ulan-bator]

[pmamtraveller]

The Wait by Darian Mederos

[elodieunderglass]

Only $175 for this horrible thing with legs! Bargain!

...A bargain for someone else, that is. I will not be buying it.

Yee Hah

[sufficientlylargen]

Someone needs to make another table that has the rest of the cowboy coming out the top.

[bowditch]

adhd be like "i'll just make pasta from scratch instead, that'll be easier"

or

"i forgot food, as a concept, exists"

[aniseandspearmint]

I have to freaking trick myself into making food.

Oh we'll just go into the kitchen to get a drink!

Hmmm, while we're standing here AT the fridge, maybe we could eat a slice or two of ham from the package? Ohh, hey self, we could maybe add some condiments and bread to this? To improve the experience? And heeeey while we're here, the tomato and lettuce and cheese are RIGHT THERE...? ;)

*eyeroll* it works tho!

[hometoursandotherstuff]

 Z from the 1998 animated film Antz.

[gilmourtheapatosaur]

The 1990s from A to Z: From Antz the Movie to Z from Antz the Movie.