Beasts.

Bunny. 27. I'm still on this hellsite and I'll never forgive myself for it

[sketchbook-gal-xe]

If you're too deep into the sea, the Gongoozler will swim up to you, take you by the toes and bring you down down down, to the frothy depths...

[theweirdwideweb]

[dogpuppy]

[liquidpaperfoundation1]

My Very Punctual Wife Gets My Night Worm can also be used to remember the order of the planets in the solar system!

[cryptid-on-a-string]

Mercury Venus Pearth Wars Goopiter Maturn Nuranus Weptune

[greenlabcoat]

can you let me in pleeeeeaase. i promise i wont use my raptorial limbs to attack and kill you

[artofmaquenda]

Watership down on my mind

[beemovieerotica]

[guooey]

does anybody want to match my sneep

[otiksimr]

Snorp.

[catcrumb]

[gauntletqueen]

Does anyone have the fucking tiktok video of the overly enthusiastic rich bearded guy showing off his new hiking shoes in his Mansion and the Woods, but then another dude duets with it to make it look like he's escaping from being held prisoner please please

edit THANKS @smellslikebot

[sambuchito]

de una forma una mini pimer es como una cinturonga …

[sambuchito]

[conobarco-deactivated20260330]

[dryadlost]

[shitty-little-weewee-boy]

[glitchyartist]

They say if you speak Jacksepticeye's name three times in a mirror while holding a cup of totm coffee, he'll appear and call you a bitch

[therealjacksepticeye]

I’ll call you a bitch for far less

[sacred-portal]

[sacred-portal]

[alttxt]

[ottermatopoeia]

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

[moveslikekeithrichards]

recipes will be like "prep time: 5 minutes" beloved it took me 10 just to get out the ingredience dont underestimate me

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

been repeating this in my head all day

[borange]

honest to god fill my uterus with these, how many will fit? how many until its noticeable? lets make a game out of it! get them big ass balls into me

[02nd]

hi

[2urban2fantasy-deactivated20241]

You should all be beaten like piñatas

[benihana-circumcision]

dont do that bro the fucking boba r gonna shoot out

[should-be-sleeping]

[weaver-z]

Every romance book promoted on tiktok is just full to the brim with horrible "steamy" taglines that are just like... Eyes on me, Little Beast. I'm here to make you Damp

[drarryking]

[catcrumb]