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remy / 25 / theythem

[gay--dog]

this post has reblogs off but i think about it all the time. truly evergreen post

[emmacandle]

i jerk off till my penis scrweam

[taydivorce]

*scrolling tumblr* hmmm. i agree with the sentiment of this post, but the phrasing feels off to me. it doesn’t really have that Reblog factor, you know? *scrolls* oh good, a post that just says “i jerk off till my penis scrweam” . i better reblog this

[grotesqueideas]

Tests show that octopuses become more sociable when exposed to the psychoactive drug MDMA.[27]

[dorkichiban]

taking mdma with an octopus would fix me

[corporationkills]

now who kicked all those springs under the fridge

[rathayibacter]

that pistachio completely sealed in its shell is scared and alone, like a miner trapped by rubble. you need to free it by any means necessary. get the gun from your dad's cabinet

[emailmore]

[howtofuckyourkramer]

im so in love with this post one time i got really really high and decided since i dont have a printer that i was going to paint it and hang it up on my wall

[alastairvox]

there's only 7 words on the painting and you managed to misspell the two largest ones

[melynnwaters]

"there's only 2 colors in the night sky and you managed to paint completely new and different colors"

that's how you sound right now

[jeejyboard]

"Brick shithouse" gotta be one of my fave body type descriptions.... so confusing to translate

[psych-is-the-name]

[gem-andromeda]

[evergreen-femme]

why does this read like fetish content

[melonwah]

[sidepickleflicks]

A Dirty Shame (2004)

dir. John Waters

[owldude]

[escuerzoresucitado]

shooo

[mistbjorn]

[freegiftjones]

one time i was making potato soup and i needed broth for it but i was out of broth. but in my dog food cabinet there was a carton of chicken broth that i had bought for my dog. now the box did say HUMAN GRADE and the ingredients were just bog standard chicken broth. it did say something about joint health for dogs on there. but the ingredients were normal. i even compared the ingredients list to some normal person broth and they were the same. so i did put dog broth in that soup and it did taste completely normal. but i did use the dog broth.

[chicknparm]

[real-language-facts]

well what if i don't want to stress syllables, this world is stressful enough as it is for a small and innocent syllable