Sup, Dweeb

I'm here to kick ass and eat it too.

[wikicamp2]

[solarisii]

Life in Hell (1977-2012) Matt Groening

[despazito]

[evilvillain123456789]

you better start believing in bathrooms son... you're in one

[itmeansalot]

its a good thing homer is not allowed to die

[badluckbrian-deactivated]

[zibaldoni-elzapoppin]

[woman-becomer]

no way dude no way. there's just no way

[ufoisnurse]

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

[theehorsepusssy]

[little-bender-things-blog]

[spaghettioverdose-deactivated20]

Kissing you on the forehead

With teeth

[spaghettioverdose-deactivated20]

From behind

[spaghettioverdose-deactivated20]

[imgonnaliveforever1998]

[the-clapping-smiling-pig]

The Minis (aka the swarming Minis) appear in different colors and genders. They are very destructive. Red and Yellow tried different ideas. In one, they got into a tube, thinking the Minis would do the same. Instead, they were thrown into a garbage truck

[grox]

They are mentally sick in the head

[bathroomcube]

man i wish i had a tool used to break up hard surfaces like concrete, asphalt, brick, and rock!

the glorious jackhammer:

[sandmandaddy69]

[larval-tear]

dinosaurs are like the coolest thing possible for a child to learn about. it’s like hey i know you were just borned but giant monsters are real and they fought each other in wars for 100000000000 years and then blew up when the sky exploded.

[youdonthavetogotocollege]

Most intriguing sentence ever