Hey I'm Chris!

26 Years Old \\ Virgo // Ohio \\ Clarinet Performance \\ Gay // He/Him \\ Come Say Hi! //

[butchfaith]

"why do butches wear rings of keys" why does a king wear a crown. dumbass

[butchfaith]

the jingle of a butch's keyring is akin to the clammer of a knight's sword against his armour

[coffin-flop]

Okay im a 25 yr old he/they lesbian who never wore a ring of keys bc I didn't feel cool enough but I saw this post and I was like fuck it. Time to try. I deconstructed my landyard and threw my work keys onto my reg key ring and used a clip to hook em to my pants... And that jingling was literally Healing. I don't have to be quiet for shit, I don't have to worry about being undetectable making myself sound or look or seem Small. No fuck that. Jingle jingle. I am here.

[over-sleep]

しぬｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗしぬｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗ（ 佐藤チャン さんのツイート ）

[drdaanvondutch]

THE,,, TH HANDCUFFS ON HIS FEEt???

[unclefather]

Bdsm

[miiriya]

[animalcrossingmemes]

[penny-anna]

Now you see, I’ve watched enough cartoons to know that this square of the carpet is on a separate animation cell from the background & therefore something funky will happen if I step on it. You won’t catch me making a rookie mistake like that no sir!

[lisaonatree]

Did you step on it?

[penny-anna]

I forgot it was there & stepped on it, plummeting through the concealed trapdoor into the cellars. Please send help.

[lisaonatree]

Help it’s on its way!

By the way, are the bricks all the same colour?

[penny-anna]

I can’t see anything! It’s pitch black down here. All that’s visible is my eyes.

[damndinarzade]

Just make sure there isn’t a second, more dangerous pair of eyes somewhere around yours

[shartpostgenerator]

[unclefather]

this hoe said puppetry 

[kingjaffejoffer]

“im getting old” starter pack

“this is way too sweet”

“they’re remaking that movie already????”

“my back hurts”

“wait, people get mad about that now?”

“I can’t eat that, its gone fuck my stomach up”

“hold on let me check my calendar first”

**turns on the radio** [groans]

[thuggums]

How dare you EXPOSE me at 5:18 am on this good Monday

[zerofucksclub]

[jeffreydeanneganstrash-deactiva]

The accuracy of this post tho.

[blushsea]

Swans in winter. Vltava river, Prague

[pokedext]

I always forget how big swans actually are compared to ducks… and that’s why you don’t fuck with them

[solitary-seaweed]

making a mess for harry 🧺🗑

[pokedext]

He’s ugly as hell, but his house was actually the more fun ones to decorate.

[guerrillatech]

[delphinidin4]

alysontabbitha on IG

[lemonade-sky]

[lotrlocked]

She looks realer than the actual actors who played those roles

[smiles-equal-happiness]

Trash

[squat-damn-deactivated20200919]

[glitterweave]

Toxic playing in the background makes this video

[surprisebitch]

[kotortwo]

kicks open the swinging doors to ur saloon wearin THESE

[loremerchant]

I  G O T  S P U R S

[bryko-deactivated20170127]

[surprisebitch]

otp tbh

[acornfriend]

ambivert comics

[lifeofcynch]

[kibumkim]

nobody:

me when i eat pop rocks: