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Three Goblin Art
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YOU ARE THE REASON
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One Nice Bug Per Day
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hello vonnie
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@smileybee27
Imagine Kaladin as one of those dads who go:
“When I was your age, I got to school by carring a bridge on my shoulders for miles while I got shot at by crab people.”
And then he’d hear a tornado siren go off and he’d go outside to see.
He stands in front of the tornado with a lawn chair and a beer, calming watching as it steadily gets closer.
I worked at a McDonald's as a cashier in high school and it was during a time when they changed their POS system (point of sale, not piece of shit) so everything was now in a slightly different, less logical place, but I was working 20ish hours a week so I picked it up really quickly
Anyway I was out with my friend in the next town over and we went to a McDonald's because she really wanted an ice tea and we go through the drive through. The man greets us out of the little speaker and asks for our order and she says "Hi! Could I get a large sweet ice tea please?"
Silence.
Longer silence.
And I knew in my heart what was happening.
So I leaned over and said, "It's on page two of drinks, under juice, then the third one down."
Another much shorter silence.
Then:
"What the - how the hell did... Uh. I mean. Thank you?"
And it's been literally ten years but I'm still riding the high from that.
Ninety percent of most magic consists of knowing one extra fact.
-Terry Pratchett
@smileybee27
Y’all keep tagging me in this stuff 😭
the study of rosharan zoology, or as i like to call it, "Oops! All crabs!"
Bridge Four in Oathbringer ch. 55
the study of rosharan zoology, or as i like to call it, "Oops! All crabs!"
Gavilar is so fucking stupid saying the sun could love the stars but never as an equal about Navani. Bitch the sun is also a star. This is why you died.
Szeth-son-son-Vallano, Truthless of Shinovar, wore white on the day he was to do the world a huge favor
Just unironically got my crush to read stormlight. Now we can talk for hours and it was all part of my scheme
Jasnah Kholin from the Stormlight Archive series in her havah with a glove on her safe hand!
If Jasnah Kohlin existed in our world, she would have a subreddits worth of fans begging her to step on them. She would rightly treat them with pure, unmasked disgust, which is, unfortunately, exactly what they want.
what are these Steel Inquisitor skulls doing in a Georgia gift shop??
honestly my dudes fuck moash
I bet the Rosharan version of The Floor is Lava is Shattered Plains themed. Besides kids jumping between tables and sofas because the floor is a giant chasm, a key part of the game is that at least one kid is always on the ground pretending to be a chasmfiend, so the rest of the payers have to jump between plains (furniture) while avoiding the creature. Every few minutes the chasmfiend is allowed to climb up to the plain (furniture) of their choice and players can battle it using wooden shardblades
We’re doing something…
Vin, in one (1) inch heels: I- I don't think these are for me
Kelsier, wearing golden six (6) inch stilettos: WEAK
(Sazed and Dox are trying not to laugh)
szeth is all like "I hate killing people. I hate myself for killing people. Why must I kill people all the time" and then every time he fights it's the most elaborate fight scene ever. There is ONE GUARD and he lashes him upwards, binds him to the ceiling, puts his own spear under him, and then waits for the lashing to run out so the guard falls down and is impaled. and every fight scene is like that. if you think murder is morally wrong why did you do that to him
Mansprenning
