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20 | ♀ | ♐ | ------------- How to be a responsible 20 year old: Don’t be me

[todaysbird]

[youre-only-gay-once]

You guys weren’t kidding that 2008 spn livejournal post was literally where mansplaining came from

[youre-only-gay-once]

You can see history being made here

[im-like-if-a-girl]

[grimeclown]

you jnow theres no proof that our teeth dont retract up into our gums every time we close our mouths

[dawnofwar-sexmod-deactivated201]

I can lick em

[grimeclown]

you dont know what those are

[coolfrogdude]

original thread by @pukicho and several other users

[plausiblyren]

I always love seeing this comic because it interprets Tumblr as a gigantic theater ruled by absolute chaos where sometimes somebody just stands up on their chair and shouts and we all pay attention

[adulthoodisokay]

this post is from THIS YEAR

[glowzoul]

had to fact check and holy shit 2020 really has been 3 years long.

[flavoracle]

Happy one year anniversary little thread

[official-lucifers-child]

happy 2 year anniversary, it’s been 3849493 years actually

[pukicho]

What the fuck I coulda sworn I made this 10 years ago

[atalana]

yeah no whoever was dating that wasn’t looking at the right version of the post, the original’s from october 2017

[pukicho]

You telling me someone gaslit me on my own post?

[illinicoise]

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

[spn-fandom-breathing-heavily]

not even risking that shit

[codyslipring-deactivated2015060]

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

[tumblgang]

She ain’t no games in real life so I take her serious all the time

Anyone with a name that starts with a “Z”, ends with an “i”, and isn’t some kind of Italian pasta, IS SERIOUS

I’m not climbing no mountain with a pig on my back, 🙅🏽🙅🏾🙅🏿 Negative.

[skuubasally]

Nope. I know better, have your reblog Madame Zeroni.

[luckytaters]

who the fuck is Madame Zeroni

[saudadesinfinitas-deactivated20]

Look at these stupid children who don’t know who Madame Zeroni is

[drayaintshit-deactivated2019030]

☝🏾😂

[callmedeku24]

Man lissen if you don’t know you better ask somebody AFTER you hit the reblog button

[emeraldmercury]

Idk who she is but I have an exam today so I’ll reblog her

[haiku-robot]

idk who she is but i have an exam today so i’ll reblog her

^Haiku^bot^0.4. Sometimes I do stupid things (but I have improved with syllables!). Beep-boop!

[jacobmick]

Because wise, I am.

[seymonecristina]

Oh fucks no she’s back lmao must reblog. I’m sorry guys

[whorderofthepheonix]

I tried to scroll past twice and I couldn’t. Fuck this website man.

[itsstillsweetiebythealtar]

I’m sorry yall but I’m too superstitious

[jessebloom]

beyond parody.

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[ghost-in-the-ujb]

[neotrances-deactivated]

[666mbps]

i <3 sharing content

[catcrumb]

[ampervadasz]

[viejospellejos]

[3000s]

i play minecaft like keepinventory easy mode mobgriefing off firespread off and also if anything starts killing me i turn it on peaceful until im better

[3000s]

the only reason its on easy at all is because i like making and eating food

[solardrake]

i play minecraft on hardcore firespread on tickspeed 200000 and also i modded it to make all the beds explode no matter what. Every time a monster kills me my computer sends an email to my boss about how much i love using company time to kiss men and then catches on fire

[curioscurio]

i see baby yoda and i have a yearning to release him into a little german village with an oversized lollipop. he just feels like he is supposed to be here

[covenkiss]

why do i have to find an actual job instead of being the apprentice of the old witch who lives in the woods?

[belalugosishreds]

me: I'm literally begging you to do the one task you need to do

my brain:

[handsmotif]

SOMEBODY I USED TO KNOW CAME OUT 10 YEARS AGO ?

[unholystigmatic]

love wins <3

[unholystigmatic]

wait this is the song isn't it

[thebootydiaries]

my fav thing about doctor whom is that we don’t know who the doctor is?? it’s like…who is the doctor….we literally don’t know! what an adventure. i haven’t slept in 3 days

[captainofsex-deactivated2019061]

Of course we KNOW who the Doctor is. You don’t know who the Doctor is. Stop trying to appeal to the fandom side of tumblr it’s Not Gonna Work

[thebootydiaries]

stop being mean 2 me…………i watched the movie………i like when he look in my eye with the light saver….. …

[captainofsex-deactivated2019061]

Ridiculously offensive. You’re going to FANDOM JAIL.

[thebootydiaries]

brah to what

[rcktpwr]

fill your body with cranberries so the horse that kills you gets a sensual surprise when he begins to feed

[ceeberoni]

i will give the  horse that kills me no such luxury