Life, the Universe and Everything

So, the nerd has been reading.. Beware of plenty ACOTAR and TOG reblogs. And as always, sci fi, marvel, generally funny shit... 42

[kidzbopmallcop]

[freshmoviequotes]

The Dictator (2012)

[somewhereinthedetails217]

FUCK.

[beaswellgirl]

I love Gordon Ramsay so much.

He comes from a very poor family. His father was an alcoholic who beat him and his mother (he once poured hot tea over her and put her in hospital several times), his brother is a drug addict, he literally built an empire out of nothing.

He credits his mother as his biggest inspiration and often has her cooking in his shows.

When he left his first restaurant he pulled a successful Jerry Maguire - the entire kitchen staff went with him. That tells you what he’s like to work with.

He was one of the first to give a restaurant to a female chef.

He went to prison (Gordon Behind Bars) and taught inmates to bake and they opened a bakery (Bad Boys Bakery) that is still running. He hired one of them when he got out.

He did documentaries about the cruelty of shark hunting and cocaine. (when he discovered cocaine was used by his staff he didn’t fire anyone but made sure they are offered treatment)

His kids are a treasure.

He is always ALWAYS kind to servers.

When one of his partners (Marcus Wareing) wanted to leave they got into a fight and settled it in court, they no longer speak to each other but this is what Marcus said about him after the fight: 

I feel bad that the first association to him for a lot of people is this shouty TV chef when he’s truly a wonderful person. 

Oh and then there’s this:

this entire episode 

[someclevermoniker]

never forget that the reason he’s “shouty and angry” on his tv show is that he’s yelling at people who ignore the rules of courtesy and food safety and basically feed their customers poison, something which would enrage any good person

[badgyal-k-deactivated20190901]

Uncle Gordon

[i-hate-chick-fil-a]

This

[jembeloved]

Aelin : Beyond excited to announce that I’m totally GIVING UP!! I wanna thank my dead parents, my dead first lover and best friend who BY THE WAY, is also dead!! I also thank to Arobynn Hamel, my homie, who abused me as a little kid, also through my teenage years and had a predatory, pedophilic crush on me!! a huge THANK YOU to mah hoe Maeve and her bestie Cairn for whipping the fuck out of me and then locking me up in a FREAKING IRON COFFIN. of course let’s applause Elena, the King and the gods who deadass fucked up my entire life!! I’m so grateful for this opportunity and i can’t wait to see where this decision takes me in life!

[mrbulian]

i’m no cinnamon tographer but this was gay

[fh3207972]

PEOPLE WHO DONT KISS AFTER HEAD ARE SO FUCKING WEAK

[trashboat]

whenever i see a frog on a lily pad im like yeah man… thats exactly where youre supposed to be

[brucebocchi]

that’s what god says when he sees me crying in a taco cabana bathroom

[pussysoupforthesoul-deactivated]

[kayke-k]

Hmmm…. I Hope It Is Not Wasp….

[softboypassing]

[bob-belcher]

[lesbiansassemble]

[ellenripleys]

[duelipa]

jess and rory’s first and last kiss

[goodscreencaps]

[writing-prompt-s]

Your emotions are directly connected to the weather that your small village will experience. If you are happy, it’s comfortable, warm, and sunny; if you’re sad, it will rain; if you’re angry is can cause thunderstorms or a burning heat that causes fires. You are not aware of this fact, but your entire village is and will manipulate you in order to feel the emotions they need to survive.

[writing-prompt-s]

[onlinepunk]

Could you imagine if edward had just been some regular dude like fucking around with bella and she said with the utmost confidence “i know what you are…..you’re a vampire” and he’s just out there alone with her in the middle of the forest like