Effervescent 🐌✨

I decided as long as I'm going to hell, I might as well do it thoroughly. So I made a twilight✨side blog. | Ellie | She / Her

[lavalierre]

happy birthday, elmo 🎂

[eveningstartales]

[wetchickenbreast]

my coffin shaped locket is the perfect size to fit one singular ibuprofen

[wetchickenbreast]

this is surprisingly useful actually

[arcaneavarice]

stop wasting space and add another

[wetchickenbreast]

tres ibuprofenitos

[cipheramnesia]

¿En este economía?

[anais-ninja-bitch]

girl, ESPECIALLY en este economía

[battlescas]

Esme and Carlisle just standing there like “What the fuck did he just call her”

[kragehund-est]

i can't get a welcome mat. what if the vampires

[empress-hancock]

Doormat that says “welcome ladies” to only let female vampires in. Idc if they kill me I support women’s wrongs

[reputayswift]

Thinking about how Carlisle Cullen is physically 23 in the books...he should’ve been at the club

[rainbow-femme]

No offense to Bella (maybe some) but like Edward was right they really should have broken up for the greater good literally so many people died so they could have a relationship. Their one baseball date caused a domino affect killing upwards of 100 people conservatively

[fuckmeyer]

ladies, get you a codependent relationship that will kill upwards of 100 people conservatively

[dr-daddy-cullen]

Twilight is the superior of all the twilight films bc it was directed by a woman

[zendayaloverduh]

[kayvsworld]

he opens the door with his pinky. this is so cute to me. strong…..dainty……fancy …… a gentle doctor man……how many doors has he fucked up to get to this

[bellasredchevy]

*english professor voice* and here we can see how meyer has decided to portray purity through the cullen’s clothing… with khaki…

*clicks to next slide* and here we can see how the pack is being signaled as ‘the others’ with their clothing choices… the sinful denim…

[bellasredchevy]

[fuckmeyer]

"I know what you are." "Say it. Out loud." "...Just Ken."

[this-onegoes]

- Blythe Baird

[aw-hawkeye-no]

Me, chewing on my Bad Decisions™ Bagel in the corner:

The Universe: What’s that in your mouth?

Me, chewing faster:

The Universe: I said, WHAT THE FUCK IS IN YOUR MOUTH

[keepingupwiththecullens]

Did Edward ever tell Bella that before they started dating, he oiled her window so he could sneak in at night and watch her sleep without making noise?

[shittytwilightaus]

twilight au where Edward doesn’t save Bella from the car but she survives anyway bc she has an adrenaline rush it’s very common you can google it

[honeyfolklore]

This is the skin of a killer, Bella. 🧍✨

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