Today's Document
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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ojovivo
occasionally subtle
$LAYYYTER
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
oozey mess
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almost home
Origami Around
Sade Olutola
todays bird
PR's Tumblrdome
祝日 / Permanent Vacation
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
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Janaina Medeiros
TVSTRANGERTHINGS
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
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@snakes-for-bones
Ok, so I’ve never posted anything on Tumblr before, and I’ve never shared my work with anyone outside of my family and my writing class, but this is the best place I can think of, so this is going to be the master post for the story I’ve been writing! I don’t write very fast, but I doubt anyone will see this so it probably doesn’t matter. I’m going to try to post a little every week, and hopefully someone will like my story!
Part One
Part Two
Part Three
given the current climate this pride especially i feel i must mention that i love my trans friends, i stand with trans people in the fight against transphobic legislation and those who would enforce it, and this blog is not a good place for you to be if you do not vibe with that
reddit is having a glitch where it puts the wrong captions over photos and it’s the only thing i care about right now
when you think about it, unleashing a plague of frogs is fucking hilarious
God said “let’s do a silly one”
Happy Pride!
its terrible for any number of reasons, but i think if we invent immortality there should be an extreme sport called civilizational speedrunning where teams of 20 go into the wilderness somewhere and try and be the fastest build the first internal combustion engine. i bet you could get it down to like 3 years tops
The real trick is to eat seed heavy food before the speedrun starts so your first poops are halfway to agriculture already
i want you on my team holy shit
Today in niche genres of joke that I can never get enough of and will probably still be secretly thinking about four years later
hey guys. this is my invention. check it out
listen no matter how depressed I am whenever this post shows up on my dash I fucking lose it I just laugh so hard, it’s such a good post. The way it’s presented? Soap on a sink nozzle, okay clearly this is some sort of handwashing appliance. Then there’s just water going everywhere no further explanation it’s so good I’m so happy
Quinta Brunson and Hannah Einbinder's reaction to Keke Palmer bringing up the infamous 2 Girls, 1 Cup video during the Comedy Actress Roundtable for The Hollywood Reporter (May 2026)
this is the most underrated part of rockin’ and rollin’ yoda
Luke’s face is what makes this.
Saw this on twitter and got me 😀???????? because i mean what is this
Baseball was more fun when teams won despite all the drugs the players were taking.
Baseball would be more fun if they actively incorporated the drugs
Tonight before bed Ollie climbed into the tub and made it very clear that he wanted the shower turned ON. Then when I did it he stood up on the edge to bite the water and drink it like this
having a pet kinda awesome wdym i got a little scoundrel running around named after the guy in dracula who eats bugs
my scoundrel eats bugs too. nominative determinism
the people have asked to see the scoundrel and who am i to deny you
mr renfield, ladies and gentlemen
your thang looked easy to draw. he wasn't
the productivity creatures
we got a full redbox and now we're playing go fish with the redbox movies
I would never pay money for a redbox. if you ask politely and are very very persistent (i.e. annoying) they will let you take it away
here's my dad and i taking it away
a redbox makes a wonderful addition to your patio
