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[snapplyapples]

Ao3 works on my Barbie flip phone

@tiredgothskeleton

[snapplyapples]

Important update:

It can run ao3 running doom

[snapplyapples]

this feels like a good day to bring this back

[eddyneedssleep]

I find it so funny that people are shocked and freaking out that Mark knows about the bloodymary ship as if he wasn't saying shit like this on this very site back in 2015

[anistarrose]

if you are a parent, or may become one, or you are otherwise likely to arrive in the situation of caring for a child while they eat, promise me this: if a child doesn't like a certain food or food group, you will ask them WHY. and specifically, you will pay attention to either confirming or ruling out "it makes my mouth itch" or "it makes my stomach hurt," both of which are medically important info that children may not provide unprompted. which i know because this PSA has been brought to you by "i spent my entire childhood and much of my early teens eating peas and lentils while wondering why everyone else liked the Violently Itchy Mouth Sensation so much, like were they a bunch of legume masochists or something, before i finally realized that Violently Itchy Mouth Sensation was in fact a sinister demon appearing only to me, and her true demonic name was: Legume Allergy"

[brainrockets]

Do not let your child suffer from spicy bananas!

[tiredgothskeleton]

i thought ketchup was a kind of hot sauce until i was 25 or so. problem is i like spicy foods. so like. maybe just be inquisitive about what your kid eats in general.

[penumbralwoods]

every time someone realizes they dont have to pick between being a boy or a girl an angel gets its wings btw. and also extremely loud cheering can be heard in the distance from me specifically

[penumbralwoods]

btw if you've ever wondered why i make posts like this and get really obnoxious about nonbinary positivity. this is why

and for all of yall that are still figuring it out or aren't getting the support you deserve:

[smallpwbbles]

Happy pride month my peeps!! (Why the fuck are we half way thru the year already?)

[vinterfeminism]

Happy Pride Month everyone!! This Pride Month, don't forget about intersex people!! Intersex people aren't some weird anomaly nor a fictional thing, we are real and we deserve a voice and a space and a community. Intersex people may be straight or not (including lesbian, bisexual, pansexual, asexual, or any other sexuality)! They also might be cis or trans or neither or both!! Intersex gender identities can have a very wide variety just like anyone else, and this may be exacerbated by frequently being inconsistently gendered or raised as one gender when their body has traits as what other people may view as the "opposite" (though really men and women aren't all that different so I don't really think there is an opposite, but that's not what this post is about). There are disabled intersex people, intersex people of colour, fat intersex people, old intersex people, young intersex people, and any other type of intersex person you can imagine! It is very possible that you know an intersex person even if you (or even they) don't know it.

This Pride Month, remember to love intersex people and make them feel included in the 2SIALGBTQ+ community!! (I spell the acronym this way since Two Spirit, Intersex, and Asexual and/or Aromantic people are often forgotten or spoken over)

We belong in the queer community, and we deserve to have a voice. Be kind to intersex people and most importantly, try to make an intersex person smile every day this Pride Month!!

[wildminti]

Rocky was going to say "fans of PHM" but Grace panicked! 🏳️‍🌈

[ororium-z]

Happy Pride!

[rootbeergoddess]

Every pride, you must reblog this. No exceptions

[thesaltofcarthage]

I love that four different people on my feed scheduled this joyous person to reblog by 8am on June 1. I look forward to seeing this a dozen more times today.

[wifegideonnav]

“bits to use in everyday conversations”

[rebornofstars-deactivated202510]

ok time to lock the fuck in *opens discord* ok time to lock the fuck in *opens tumblr* ok time to lock the fuck in *opens gmail* ok time to lock the fuck in *opens youtube* ok time to lock the fuck in *opens an unstable vortex in time and space* ok time to lock the fuck in *opens ao3* ok time to lock the fuck in *opens discord* ok time to lock the fuck in *opens tumblr*

[rebornofstars-deactivated202510]

oh this one resonated huh

[rebornofstars-deactivated202510]

thats too much resonating. thats too much. you can stop now

[rebornofstars-deactivated202510]

no. no!!!!! SHUT UP!!!!! lock the fuck in and CLOSE TUMBLR EVERYBODY

[ellathoompson]

Happy 7th anniversary Steven Universe!!!! ⭐️💖

[steven-universe-heritage-posts]

Steven Universe Heritage post

[ctrl-shift-alt-9]

I have the black box data. All of it.

After sifting through hundreds of photos... I have realized that every time Simon takes a photo in the SM-13, he's pulling up a frame to a stop motion animation.

And it can be played back as video.

So, I took each black box photo and compiled them together. You can now watch Simon's entire journey from the SM-13's camera like found footage.

You can also gain access to Simon's amazing photography portfolio from my master reference project, as well as the video for yourself.

Please, have a watch. It's terrifying. I feel like a C.O.I. lab tech delving into something I really shouldn't, and it's a blast!

[bluebeads-art]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Relationships: Reach & Veronica Characters: Reach, Veronica, Many Characters Mentioned  Additional Tags: Hurt/Comfort, Character Study, Exploring Identity, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Post-Canon, REPLACED Full Game Spoilers, POV Third Person Limited, POV Reach, It/Its Pronouns for Reach, Veronica pulling triple shifts trying to keep this fool alive, Autistic author writing a very autistic AI, Canon-Typical Violence, Suicidal Thoughts, Self-Harm, Self-Loathing, Internalized Ableism

Summary:

It wants to say everything, it wants to say nothing, it does not know what could possibly make any of this feel better, but it selfishly wants to be helped anyways. Contradicting, irrational. Say something. “I have no goals. I cannot do anything even if I had one.” Its emotions get the better of it and its voice cracks, “I am useless.”

What is the point of an AI with no objective?

—

This is a very “FINE, I’LL DO IT MYSELF” kind of fic after I saw how barren the REPLACED tag on AO3 was. Poor thing didn’t even have an official fandom tag when I first started looking for fics to read. As such, I didn’t have the clearest idea of where I wanted to go with this. It’s kinda a stream of consciousness character study thing? I’m pleased with the result though.

Spoilers for the full game, and mind the content warnings! There’s a clinical summary of them in the beginning notes of the AO3 post under a drop-down arrow if you’re unsure if you can handle it.

[gentleman-velvet]

Apparently this is what the eel looks like in the iron lung movie.

The full body is never seen in the movie, but it’s still cannon that it looks like this

Source:

[djinnkala]

Happy pride month, statement!! 🏳️‍🌈

[bluebeads-art]

2026 May 26th

Really enjoyed the game REPLACED, so mandatory fan art time! This is the protagonist, Reach. I love squinting at sprites and heavily stylized art to try and piece together character designs, it's one of the greatest joys of indie game fan art. Chose to interpret some of the shading on the promotional art as a scar because scars are cool and I like drawing them.

Also, you give me a story about an artificial intelligence that somehow finds itself in a human body and I give them the quintessential human experience: a stomach ache.

2026 May 30th

Big fan of the idea of a nigh-super soldier getting taken out by stomach issues of all things. Food poisoning spares no man.

Been a long time since I've been in a fandom so heckin small that I can keep refreshing the Tumblr and AO3 tags and barely find anything. This friggin game is going to make me write again isn't it. I'm a visual artist, not a writer, I'm not built for this!! I have a 3D modeling project I should be working on!!

I love the tiny fandom experience of recognizing usernames cross-site though. It's like recognizing strangers from your daily commute. Hello fellow tag-crawlers.

Time taken on the portrait was 8 hours 7 minutes. Tummy hurty was 7 hours 10 minutes. Kinda surprised the 2nd one was so fast or that the portrait was so slow. I guess the portrait did pave the way for me figuring out how to draw this dude. I don't have much experience drawing older folks.

Brushes used, from the Clip Studio Asset browser:

Line art (although I’ve edited it so much it’s becoming its own brush): 楽描き質感ペン (ID: 2199256)

Shading (current fave rendering brush): ざらニュルな水彩+ギザっとしたブラシ (ID: 2246932)

Texture on beard & scars: Messy Brush Set (ID: 2221797)

[lutheban]

The Future, Somewhere Far Away From Here

Some dejointed drawings and doodles of my own post-canon headcanons! Where humans send a ship to their neighbors in order to meet them, and make sure their sun didnt die in case Rocky wasn't successful, but end up finding a very much alive Ryland Grace, looking younger than he should and living his best life on Erid

I'm just fascinated by the idea of ​​humans and eridians collaborating and what that would look like. We are so advanced in some areas they lack, while they are so advanced in some areas where WE lack due to our respective biologies, the progress from both sides would be insane.

Of course, Eridians would also want to go to Earth, and is only fair they get a nice place to stay too. Maybe is then Grace decides to go back, to act as an ambassador for the Eridians, to see the place he worked so hard to keep alive. But i think eventually, after many years living on Earth (specially with the extended lifespan) he would want to go back, yeah the 2gs suck on his bones but he has more of a home on Erid than he ever did on Earth, anyway, there's people waiting for him there.