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[moselybot-deactivated20211218]

suddenly I’m in the mood for like gaspy, lengthy build-ups……. like not even the sneeze itself, just the audible hitching breaths, maybe a bit of moaning out of desperation. that’s the good good right there

[emeraldthread-deactivated201810]

I am always here for those rapid, hitchy buildups. You know the ones that come in sets of three, like hh-h-huh! that happen right before the sneeze and tell you exactly how intensely the person needs to sneeze and sometimes have a little pause before the sneeze, like it WANTS to happen but the need is so desperate that it kind of has to pause for a second to gather steam before it happens

[tomorrownevernose-blog]

I absolutely love when characters

- feel sneezy - say they feel sneezy - talk about sneezing - describe how they feel before/during/after they sneeze - define sneezing - mention that they can’t help sneezing

[emeraldthread-deactivated201810]

Which is better:

A fit of rapidfire sneezes one right after another where the person barely gets a breath in between and basically stays buried in their elbow/hands/shirt collar

or

Several sneezes in a row, but drawn out so the person doesn’t know whether there will be another and they relax and then the hitching breaths start up again until they finally sneeze and the cycle happens over and over again

[fritillariapersica]

not sure if anyone else has a thing for being smelled but..

imagine someone with really bad perfume allergies and burying their nose in your neck to smell what you’re wearing and it sends them into an extremely messy fit before they can even pull away

bonus: they know about your kink and start building up right in your ear before sneezing repeatedly into your shoulder

bonus bonus: it gets stuck and you coax it out of them with a feather…. that you previously coated in the same tickly perfume

👀👀👀👀👀👀👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌

[dustfeathering]

please consider: someone sneezing into their sleeve, but their shirt is covered with animal dander/pollen/etc. 👀👀👀

[dustfeathering]

please consider: someone sneezing into their sleeve, but their shirt is covered with animal dander/pollen/etc. 👀👀👀

[snortslime]

Hey, while ur over there, could u grab me that Exaggerated Cold Symptoms for Attention because Their Partner has the Fetish?

Thanks

[snufflesnurf-deactivated2018122]

That beautiful thing when someone’s nose is all red and the wrinkle it instead of rubbing at it when it itches. And you know from that periodic glazed look in their eyes that  the sneeze(s) is like nanoseconds from happening.

[wish2bsneezy]

ok not to be lewd but twitching, ticklish, flaring nostrils are uh The Best

[confetishcake]

Subs who induce (◡‿◡✿)

Doms who induce (ʘ‿ʘ✿)

[juxtaposedrose]

@snezstraint

[terrestrialyarn]

Boys with curly hair that bounces when they sneeze <3

[kotyonoksnz]

[smellhole-deactivated20170825]

makin snez asks bc i'm bored

💜- messy or dry sneezes? in-between? 🌈- preferred gender for fetish stuff ? (at the moment, always, ¯\_(ツ)_/¯) 💦- fit of small sneezes orr just 1-2 Big sneezes ? 👀- Do u like non-human fetish stuff? (dragons? Monsters ? Do u have a favorite non-human species for this stuff?) 🚨- favorite cliche? ✔- favorite fandom for fetish writing & art? (at the moment, all time) 👑- COME UP WITH A SNEZARIO FAST (doesnt have to be good/detailed/anything … just meme it if u want) 🐶- Do u have any related fetishes? or just anything other than snez itself that u really like? 🍄- tissues Or Handkerbfchief ? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ⭐️- favorite real life ob / something u remember from ur life that’s fetish related? ⚡️- FAVORITE snezFIC !!! can be all time or recently or both ? 🔥- question of all questions: cold or allergies? 💿- describe ur perfect wav ………. things u like in a wav if that’s 2 awkward for u

[coffee-andcake]

ask me things!

[coffee-andcake]

uhh reblogging myself now that asks are open

[pollenfucker]

IM SO BAD AT REMEMBERING TO CHECK MY ASKS BUT PLZ I WILL TRULY TRY SO HARD

[terrestrialyarn]

The season.

[airborneglitter]

when a character keeps sneezing and they think it’s a cold, but then it turns out to be an allergy they didn’t know they had <3 <3 <3

[redlavendertea-archive]

or, conversely, when they think it’s just their regular allergy problems but it turns out they’re getting sick…and they weren’t particularly careful about contagion before they realized this

[underthewweather]

and to complete the trifecta, a person thinks it’s one or the other, but turns out it’s both :)

[sickficprompts]

3 people locked in a small space together all exhibit one of the above scenarios and have to care for each other like that

[ohdearexcuseme]

a brief list of my favourite snez tropes:

characters asking for permission to sneeze/apologising for sneezing

stubborn character succumbs to allergies/falls sick (aggressively stubborn characters + sneezing is a dream combination tbh)

said character getting mad when others advise them to rest/go indoors, insisting on carrying on with their day as per normal in spite of occasional sneezing fits

character 1: *talks at length, keeps pausing to sneeze, doesn’t acknowledge it* character 2, after the third sneeze: are you catching a cold? character 1: me? catching a co– *turns away to sneeze* a cold? impossible

character sneezing from triggers that were deliberately employed by another character to cause sneezing, e.g. torture scenarios, even better if they refuse to sneeze

character 1, normally well-put-together/polite/fastidious, rendered a mess by a surprise sneezing fit

character 2 teases them about the mess they are, causing character 1 to attempt, and fail, to hold back their subsequent sneezes

character 1 sneezes on character 2 by accident…and character 2 is oddly aroused by this utter lack of restraint

also a well-put-together character, trying their very best to keep up with their own traitorous respiratory system, covertly cleaning up and fixing their appearance every time, only to have their efforts come undone again and again