Definitely not an alien trust

I'm cool I promise. (Pls ask me to draw and write stuff) I love when people answer me and I will answer (if I can)

[tjthetyrant]

I FUCKING LOVE MY MUTUALS REBLOG IF YOU LOVE YOUR MUTUALS

[snitchesndupnditches]

guys i just ate a chunk out my kneadable eraser

do you think it's poisonous

if you were wondering yes it was satisfying to bite it

no it doesn't taste good

[snitchesndupnditches]

Had a dream where I was getting interview by a corean and she asked me how was my night going and with all seriousness I said:

"papoi"

ANd the corean girl just answered, with the same seriousness, nodding:

"papoi"

[sleepythymerhymes]

A Present. pt 2 (Prev)

Oh how nice of bubble giving gifts to his fellow circus members along with a free helping of trauma, truly how considerate! Not me reading about Caine trying to keep his whole liking of Ragatha a secret from Bubble and my brain latching onto this scene thinking this is how Bubble would pretty much go about it when he finds out (don't worry it can only get worse!:''D) Malfunction AU is created by / belongs to @yummycrummy

[forthefuns]

follow forthefuns for more funny stuff

[invenblocker]

Your honor! Please direct your attention towards the manga.

As you can see there are small pieces of paper sticking out of every volume.

But no such paper is sticking out of the Batman comic.

The reason? The Batman book doesn’t belong to the library. The photographer put it there to take a picture.

[minipupball]

Once again making hasty assumptions, Wright?

First of all, I’d like to direct the court’s attention to this particular spot, in the top right-hand corner.

Notice how the words are blocking the top of the Batman book.

With this in mind, how can you claim that there is “no such paper sticking out of the Batman comic”?!

[invenblocker]

Say whaaaat?

Well uhm

Look at the size of the paper pieces, they’re all sticking pretty far out.

If there was paper in the batman comic, it would be big enough to stick up over the text.

And while gravity does exist, it probably won’t make the paper do a 90 degree turn and just lean horisontally left at the middle.

[minipupball]

Still grasping for straws, Wright?

Hypothetically, if there were a paper there, this picture would not be able to prove its presence. I’ve taken the liberty of drawing a diagram to illustrate my point. We are faced with three possibilities. It is possible that (1) the paper was simply tucked in deeper than the others.

Paper is a soft material, Wright. It’s not unreasonable for it to do a (2) 90 degree turn. 

Or perhaps, (3) a paper does not exist there at all. 

Either way, you cannot prove your client innocent without sufficient evidence.  

Which, of course, is impossible thanks to the obtrusive words.

[invenblocker]

I’m sorry Edgeworth.

I concede that I can’t disprove theory 1

But the image you submited for theory 2 is contradictory.

Look at the tilt of the other papers. They clearly prove how much the paper would tilt.

And theory 3 is my point! Why would the library’s book not have this piece of paper when the other library books do?

While you still have thory 1, there is another contradiction.

The books are not in alphabetical order, this proves that the batman comic was placed there specifically for the picture!

[minipupball]

Ack.

(Perhaps I should’ve left the artistry to the forensic artist…)

Now hold it right there! It doesn’t matter which direction the paper is going because it’s impossible to prove it even exists!

Those theories are all the same! We do not have enough information to prove them. There could be an infinite amount of papers in there for all we know. I simply presented them only so that the court could better understand your baseless conjecture!

… I suppose the order of the books do seem out of the ordinary. However, therein lies not just one possibility. Clearly, those are Japanese graphic novels, also known as “manga”. And the Batman comic book is a graphic novel, too, no?

Seeing as it currently has only graphic novels in the shelf, it is possible that any other novels have simply not yet been restocked. Asserting whether or not this effect was deliberate is useless– there is no way of knowing if the photographer and the captioner are the same person, let alone their involvement in this picture.

Face it Wright, you can’t prove any of these groundless accusations!

[randomthingieshere]

Did everyone just ignore the library sticker?

[dracophile]

[sp00kybitme]

D E AD

[ultimate-reserve-hope]

I will reblog this any time i see it on my dash

[slime-lilly-deactivated20220926]

Absolutely fucking D E S T R O Y E D

[zaunites-finest]

This is the strongest Tumblr post I’ve ever witnessed.

[fishhater-ieatthem]

This was recommended and as a super logical person I can see why

[makishimuu]

I’ve been looking for this for ages!!

[legendary-posts-collection]

Apparently legendary.

[mx-yip-yip-hooary]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[shirpowbra]

iconic

[worldsentwined]

I swear I’ve reblogged this before but every time I see it I internally scream “THESE BOOKS ARE ON A HOLD SHELF” that’s why they have pieces of paper in them and are not shelved in alphabetical order (they’re shelved by who they’re on hold for). It’s also why the labels on the manga and the graphic novel are different (note how the one says “YA” and the other says “Teen”) - because they’re most likely from different library collections.

Suffice to say, this court case could have used a library employee as an expert witness and saved a lot of time.

[wokeleftistmob]

since this came on the dash again, vi decided to waste several hours of vy day making an objection.lol of this

(flash warning of course)

An online ace attorney case maker and generator.

[phosphorus-noodles]

@doctorsiren DUDE

[doctorsiren]

YEAH WOO THE SILLIES

[snitchesndupnditches]

@thesuiteddoggolover your AU! I made a quick drawing, tell me if you want to change smth!

ref pic below ↓

[kookyburrowing]

Steal something from my house

Recurve bow

Wooden carved copy of Andúril

Antique Superman comics

Wooden automaton I made

Beowulf (translated by Seamus Heaney)

my little brother (annoying)

Completed sketchbook from my senior year of high school

Voting ended onJun 17

tagging @blueberry-ry @mocktortis @riding-with-the-wild-hunt

[mocktortis]

prev your sketchbook sounds cool

i would like to steal your...

Fearbook Venus McFlytrap with handpainted legs (by me)

black skull candle

cool hat with paper clips sewn to it

red pointe shoes (will only fit if you have small but wide feet)

bass (instrument)

anatomically correct squid snuggly

Voting ended onJun 19

@julpernulper @the-house-on-ash-tree-lane @threeeyedharemp3 @thatrandomartistjavi @the-lavender-creator

[the-house-on-ash-tree-lane]

your squid is now mine

theive from me ?

“one man yaoi” fight club image printed on a school printer

sofabed that fits perfectly under my loft

saw, saw ii, saw iii, saw iv, and saw vi special editions on dvd

ceramic cat painted to look like my old cat binx

fancy victorian-esque mirror i got at goodwill for 8$

thrice-annotated copy of welcome to night vale by joseph fink and jeffrey cranor

the complete calvin and hobbes

Voting ended onJun 23

@moldfucker @dogboycarriebrownstein @zz0mbiex @jinglyjangly-theclowm @desolendate @hopelessplutonium @jame-dumb and anyone else who sees this and wants to :)

[pavilarg0]

Thank you for the tag !! I am taking your Fight Club Image

steal from the jamie

Grace Chasity's "cancel homec*mming" sign

Tiny trans flag in a cup

Basket hanging from the ceiling

Tiny paper Veronica Sawyer, also hanging from the ceiling

Copy of The Silence of the Lambs, 2/3 annotated

Voting ended onJun 23

@necr0-th1ng @believeinthe-enemy + anyone else who wants to do this

[stephanieyumyum]

robbing you of your ceiling basket

steal from me?

lava lamp

half bedazzled pokespe volume 4

a glass

pile of notecards

spongebob musical script

Voting ended onJun 17

@chaotic-olm @fishinyourwalls @that-bookworm-bitch and open tags!!

[that-bookworm-bitch]

I am takeing your lava lamp for sure, also this reminds me that I should make the Grace sign fr I completely forgot about that prop!

What would you steal?

A half made halogear padel

collection of lords in black figurines

projector that connects to your phone

mamma Mia script that I forgot to turn in

pokotho mask+ memorabilia

Voting ended onJun 17

@visualisvery @engag3d @onyx-plutos-moon @finnthepartyboy @differentsublimephantom and open tangs :3

[differentsublimephantom]

BOOKWORM GIMMIE THAT PROJECTOR

Uhhhh okay

Take Phantoms stuff

My medium sized Audrey ||

My calico cat Billie

My glass jellyfishes that glow in the dark

My ghostbusters firehouse toy from 1987

My The Lego Movie character minifigs

Voting ended onJun 18

@tylwer34567 @centracks @mawgieluvr @professional-termite

[mawgieluvr]

I'm taking Audrey II I'm sorry she's too cute

What would you steal?

You're taking...

My House of 1000 Corpses figure set signed by Rob, Sherri, Bill, and Rainn

My giant devil Build-a-Bear

My 3D printer

My Warrior Cats plushies

My big bin of LPS

Voting ended onJun 18

@damage-incorp0rated @murdocs-sunshine666 @raydiotower

[murdocs-sunshine666]

Hey...nice LPS Bin-WOAH WHERE DID IT GO?!??!!

I say with an LPS bin shaped throat

what shall you take?

Giant lobster plush

Giant Alien plush

My fridge

Neon Green Bass Guitar

My sister's bin of perfume

Voting ended onJun 18

@aliceangellover69 @hardliquorrr @jaxdabomb @literallylucyray @tokipokidoki @stitchyysmain @thatolliefann @nathyr699

Using my taglist, sorry!!!

[jaxdabomb]

What are you taking..?

My customized Spamton plush

My customized Caine plush

My Warden (superjail) Shrine (NOOOOO PLEASE)

My tv

My Gorillaz Merch

My ita bag (SOBS NO)

Voting ended onJun 24

YOU MONSTERS DONT TAKE MY SHRINE..I also took your alien plush, sorry not sorry alto ♥

UH...@meelk-wayy @byakuyasxbeloveddd uh..OPEN TAGS!!!!

[otlantispearlxox]

Ur ita bag <3 srryyy <333

Fun fact i asked my mum for one for Christmas and i still haven’t got it-

Take…

My bigass plastic waterbottle

My pebble and pink macaroon jellycat :(

A chocolate frog from hp thats jst sitting on my shelf- i dont even like hp now-

A drawing of one of my ocs an irl made me for my bday :3

My danganronpa 1 manga (please dont how do u expect me to live without my F/O :(

Voting ended onJun 24

3 - Idak if ive even finished the chocolate yet its jst in its little box-

5 - /lh

@yippee-tippee @ev1lgoob @cutestflufff @cobezzramblezz @rittydoll @bleper +anyone else

[cobezzramblezz]

that plastic water bottle is mmmmmine now. warder.

okay now someone steal one thing from my room

whatchu stealing from the corner

Waterboy yume shrine (nooo please don’t 💔)

Whimsical ceramic kitty cat I made for middle-school art class

Guitar

My kandi collection

Ominous Daisuke Painting That's Half My Height (tm)

Voting ended onJun 20

tagging @otlantispearlxox again…

+ my other moots @fatboysmackingass @avenaconcanela @mulchgangfr @ldajo @lys1th3a uhhhh i have the memory of a wet paper towel open tags wink wink

[ldajo]

show me this ceramic kitty

раздача на спавне:

billiard ball number 10(or 01)

ceramic frog bowl with a mushroom inside

alt-market zines

button hair clips

four volumes of chainsawman

Voting ended onJun 20

@krisstriderofficial hi @misha-chichirkin

[krisstriderofficial]

your ceramic frog bowl is mine now!

what are you stealing from me?

Sketchbook

Dog named Ollie

My 2002 jeep

my earbuds

All my cat accessories

Voting ended onJun 26

@somniphobiainc @sofphiaa @brodentist :3

y'all can't have my jeep

[sofphiaa]

i take your jeep and give you my jeep thats 2-4 years older

What are yall stealing from me?

Pride Flag (You cant have my trans flag its not for sale)

Random water bottle

My gay ass

Theater Notebook

Folder filled with french shit

A small pan flag that I accidentally drew upside down

Voting ended onJun 26

@krisstriderofficial @imjunebitch @rapidlydecayingcorpse @whatifimnothuman

[whatifimnothuman]

im taking you.

What are you taking from me??

my bat pillow/plush

all of my books (nonono)

My dusty mga's miniverse collection that I haven't touched in forever

My purple mushroom ghost mug

my lavalamp

my skeleton poster

Voting ended onJun 20

I dont have a lot of cool stuff. It helps that im poor

@riversareflowing @thatonebrackletdog @averageao3enjoyer @len-the-antagonist @constantlyenchantedmimic @confusedfroggirl @queer-enby-cat01123 +all of my other mutuals, im sorry I dont remember you, I dont remember anyone 😭😭 also im too lazy to go back and check. Sorryyyy

[averageao3enjoyer]

I’m taking ur skeleton poster

What are you taking from me???

My various animal plushies

My dog, Maisie

My 1953 edition of The works of Shakespeare

My 6 hidden lighters

My adventure time poster

Me✨

Voting ended onJun 20

Moots: @oranjesoranjesoranjes @itz-pingu-lol @itzzzlychee @lethallyunfunny @adventures-of-impala @frogshroomsarentadrug-offical @smallestcheese @iminahundredfandoms @weirdo-offical @zianathebi @crims0nr0s3 @notscammingyou

[lethallyunfunny]

the plushies are MIIINEEEEEE HEHAHHA

what are you taking????

sewing kit (shit ton of thread and needles)

beige sparkly heels

my gnome collection

several polo shirts

ice cream tub full of nail polish

Voting ended onJun 22

@willgrahamsbum @raventhecrispy-offical @art1stxsl4sh @theyaoimonster @killer-offical @kiwi-thefruit @kikidabest @g3rardbae @aspectussexual-official @elliot-the-awesome @wtfhowdibecomehuumann @lexilexipoowhereareyou @candybite @mosqu1tobytes @snailsrawesomeashell @singularweevil @blahajajajajaj @dimitrus-darling @zianathebi I think that's everyone? + open tags

[snailsrawesomeashell]

I’m taking your sewing kit - sounds too good to be true. Had to be done.

What are you yoinking?

A “trans as in fuck you” mixed media collage made last pride month

My childhood teddy who smells of night sweat (I may kill you)

Handmade DnD folder from my partner with all my fandoms on it

The photos on my walls that I’ve written on the back of

A small wooden tab that reads “Gay Nerd”

All my Wings of Fire books, the entire collection

The time capsule of drawers I filled when I was 8-12 and I’m too scared to clean

A jar full of soda tabs

My journal of three years where I keep all my shittiest thoughts

An empty snail enclosure (they cannibalised)

Voting ended onJun 23

@cheesepurple63 @genderlesgremlin @fervar @tax-frogs @redphionix @brasscyanide @braindeadhades @catastrophiccapybaraconundrum @lumanossity @genderfaunidiotwhowrites @weweregoodasmarriedinmymind @wordsmithofdoom @fullyconsumedbywhatlovesme @shortshortking @mybedismytruelove @kissmyfloppydisc @compacteddisc @i-am-an-omniscient-snail @saggybraindumpz @perryjhonsondemi-god +open tags

[brasscyanide]

thanks for the tag!

Pick somethin!

my two cats (nooo :( )

copious amounts of lego flowers

Loft bed

Our canning supplies that we likely won't use again

My trumpet + sheet music (no!)

various animal skulls/bones

Collective books (fantasy, horror, history, comics, etc)

Kandi invader zim bag

Lots of beads (especially black and white. I know you kandi kids out there)

Fair sized dvd collection (lotta sci-fi and scooby doo)

My kandi and jewelry (!? Hey i need that)

My cosplay full sized Bucky Barnes arm + leather jacket

Voting ended onJun 23

Tags!

@aveilliam @stuffedmuffins @purplefoxandpinkbear @brumiithesillii @chimso-writes @radiant-sunlight-angel @mystrades-umbrella @starsquire

[purplefoxandpinkbear]

Oooh, this is interesting! I don't think I have a lot of interesting stuff in my room, but oh well. :')

Just know that I kind of put down anything I felt like, so some of them are just random and for giggles.

Choose.

My Burger King crown

All of my plushies (consists of FNAF, TADC, SMG4, animals, and random creatures)

My gaming computer (comes free with a FNAF keyboard + mouse)

My caterpillar pop-it (blue, white, and purple)

My calico cat named Winslow (please no)

My Hello Kitty figurines (I think they're called that) + Cinamoroll plushie

My irl friend's small notebook and flannel she left at my house

My Minecraft diamond axe

My Toy Bonnie puppet

My irl and online friends (please no, again)

My LPS

My Nintendo Switch (comes free with a few games)

Voting ended onJun 21

The games that come with the NS are Undertale, Animal Crossing, Miitopia, Security Breach, Mario Kart, and Tomodachi life.

I have Pomni & Caine plushies (I want a Ribbit one); I have the cupcake, Lefty, and Nightmmarionne plushies (I lost all my other ones); I have a SMG3, SMG4, and Mr. Puzzles plushie. I'm too lazy to name my other plushies though.

The tiny figurines I have for the Hello Kitty obviously consists of Hello Kitty, Karomi, My Melody, and Cinamaroll.

@creator-ammy-tdm @dino-dancer @vivithewacky @seraphhymnn @12345678900abcdefg @nizemiu @marmarth3th3rian @burningkoalafart @snitchesndupnditches @gabysdoodles @moss-indie @bambiluprime @girlsnap @coquette-corpsie @catfishkisser @eatingaquariumgravel @tifolu @platinumink @idontknowwhatimdoingpleasehelpah @smallratboy @sector2007 @aveilliam @starfles @ruffled-wings @lukasdoodles @matchesandnaiils @holiknight @zer09ine @fomipop @rabbitinwolvesclothing @dazzlinggleamgirl @fnsarchive @rigm0rmortis @murkingstarlight @redstonqueen @efficiency100111is0010011key @thegermanuber2 @megurineluka-03 @troglodyke1895 @mcsm-official @jessef3maleredhairlclip @unikittybeforethereign @theynerd @degenyuriwriter @factory-reset-required @leviwashere0 @maskleo @t-bird510 @stroke-6028 @hensrathhh @jezabatlovesbats @solarstrange @beanieduzartz @wanderinaballerina @dollydoodles28 @manul-with-a-gun @spritey100 @flowermonse @starfire20012001 @danny-tdm @scarleteevee1 @diaperlukas @starteas @cmdr-fil @theoneandonlyalexbrine2025 @wherewelooking @nighting-crow @maddiedraws @blondislukas @deobiidraws @foshyfin @rat-man-in-a-trenchcoat @teaforthebarnowl @coldwintermoonrise @papercatsz @soulstice-0610 @emb3rdition @c00lgv1 @justbrokemynailbed @floaties-envy-jam @itsgirlcraft @ceo-of-kirbandee @br0ken-camera @dracl-dragon @vistorn @freakatron6000 @liltigerrose @vhylpist @cameronmitchelljohn @crystalheartstone @digitalflatulencetm @ender-niffler @melodyssolarsystem @zuliuli-main @a1denkinni3 @stag-beetle-baybe @fyrnacx @idiot-with-a-3ds @idiotinsuspenders @wetheblazerods @sst4rryyy @staarrgaazer

[snitchesndupnditches]

IM TAKE ALL OF YOUR PLUSHIES THANKS

And y'all?

What are you taking

My cardinal copia hanged on a wall

My little corner of the circus made with paper

My books (aw man)

my X-Men poster

Your modovic/Messi/Fernando Alonso poster (shhh)

Your bed (nooooo)

Voting ended onJun 26

@melodyxstar @thedangoratio @thatonebrackletdog

[snitchesndupnditches]

Just realized I have a hand, a pencil and a paper and that I'm capable of drawing so...

Im drawing my yumeships ha

[okdubu]

Reblog if you want your followers to ask you anything they're curious about.

[snitchesndupnditches]

Got a theory

What if Jax hates evil Jax because evil Jax is like, transmasc?

I mean, since EJ is the opposite of Jax, and the last one is transfem, so EJ would be transmasc

And Jax hates him because EJ could be himself without feeling shame.

[memories]

Incredible, but true: @cams-rambles deserves to have a good day today.

[marbled-pulse]

@cams-rambles

[rocky-core]

i don’t know how this works… Like at all…

[snitchesndupnditches]

@cams-rambles i hope you have a good year actually

[rocky-core]

lets see

Got hit by a car

Episode 8 came out

The tadc fandom told me to kms

I snapped at it

But I started therapy tho

[snitchesndupnditches]

WDYM YOU GOT HIT BY A CAR??? R U OK POOKIE? anyways, most of the TADC fandom sucks, and I hate it, because it’s genuinely a good series.

Good for you!!!!!!! I know you are a great person, albeit the world has made it tough for you, but remember Im always here If you need to vent, or tell me anything

[rocky-core]

oh yeah. Did I forget to tell you? Yeah I did

[snitchesndupnditches]

but are you ok now???? Oml I swear some people don't realize that a car is a weapon

[darthsuki]

The Freak Circus: Praising You

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Download the files here!

Praise order is Fem / Masc / Neutral terms when appropriate!

[memories]

Incredible, but true: @cams-rambles deserves to have a good day today.

[marbled-pulse]

@cams-rambles

[rocky-core]

i don’t know how this works… Like at all…

[snitchesndupnditches]

@cams-rambles i hope you have a good year actually

[rocky-core]

lets see

Got hit by a car

Episode 8 came out

The tadc fandom told me to kms

I snapped at it

But I started therapy tho

[snitchesndupnditches]

WDYM YOU GOT HIT BY A CAR??? R U OK POOKIE? anyways, most of the TADC fandom sucks, and I hate it, because it's genuinely a good series.

Good for you!!!!!!! I know you are a great person, albeit the world has made it tough for you, but remember Im always here If you need to vent, or tell me anything

[of-aurora]

Reblog if you're not homophobic

Every url that reblog’s will be written in a book and shown to my homophobic dad. 

[ririwithrice]

badabingbadaboom

[axolotl-detector]

Let’s add to the book

[ver-astroii]

this is gonna be a lot of reblogs

[biroasedemon]

1,987,312th checkpoint

[rocky-core]

SUCK ON THAT DAD- uzi

[yourgirlinpieces3]

"do it scared" i do it scared everytime im scared all the time

[snitchesndupnditches]

[memories]

Incredible, but true: @cams-rambles deserves to have a good day today.

[marbled-pulse]

@cams-rambles

[rocky-core]

i don’t know how this works… Like at all…

[snitchesndupnditches]

@cams-rambles i hope you have a good year actually

[naughtyandnicerpmemes]

Reblog if you're bored and you want anons.

Or non-anons. Whatever works for you!