[nyabbycat]

vine legends just randomly popping up on tiktok gets me every time

[darfichihrenhundstreicheln]

[hollyhock13]

Except this time…Mom’s home

[snow-massacre]

I would honestly prefer being dead to feeling like this, I can't sleep or eat. I'm so nauseous all the time throwing up bile because i can't keep food down, this empty void inside of me is going to eat me alive until there is nothing left. I've been in bed crying on his shirt for two days and the tears wont stop. My world has been destroyed in the blink of an eye, completely out of the blue. How do people get through this, losing you almost killed me last time and it very well might succeed this time. Gods I just want to hear from him so bad. I will never recover from this.

[unpretty]

i turned on the light in the dining room but Tubby had been sleeping in a chair and it woke her up and she was Not Pleased

[unpretty]

[unpretty]

yes

however we recently got her a new ceramic fountain that better suits her aesthetic

and her own fainting couch

but she still prefers a good lap whenever possible

[flawlessglamazon]

[burning-mind]

@unpretty what is Ms. Tubby’s full name if it is not Tubby?

[unpretty]

Tubbitha

[craftymoonduck]

Never thought of this 😱

[death-threat-collector]

I’m not sure if I’m horrified or amazed at this.

[ground-zoro]

I’m not sure if I’m horrified or amazed at this.

I think I’m both, because that’s really clever, but also horrifying 

[samwellwinchesterthebrave]

Omg that's brilliant

[linadoonofficial]

this was literally my reaction upon seeing this

[digikate813]

I really wanna try this. It’s such a great idea!

[ineffectualdemon]

This should be a crime

[charlesoberonn]

Men want her. Women want to be her. Children befriend her but their parents fear her. Doctors hate her and police officers' heads explode in her presence.

Scientific consensus on her nature and origins has not been reached.

Authorities warn civilians to stay away from her and report any sightings immediately.

[weissroseschnee]

Jolene

[officialromaniantranslatiuni]

[owlmylove]

#if my therapist had one of these bad boys in his office he could unlock a spectrum of mental disorders only perceptible to shrimp

[kazbrkcer]

End tweet: “…I would probably be somewhere in the middle” and like. WHAT.”

[gragnack]

Here’s the source, it’s from his biography “The Good Neighbor”

[blackreigen-deactivated20190402]

COME THROUGH MS TWENTYBITEEN

[caldraws]

hey bi people

[graceful-not]

Holy fuck

[titkoks]

[theepicyus]

his eyes say it all and it really really makes the video from an 8/10 to a full tenouttaten

[a-few-0f-my-favorite-things]

[sparebutton]

Now that it’s 2021 that means anything that came out in 2001 will be 20 years old so here’s a bunch of movies that will be 20 this year

[mistermustachio]

[callingallcars]

everyone’s debating posts of the decade, best and worst, and i have yet to see anyone mention moon moon

[callingallcars]

for those who were not on here to experience this ridiculousness

[feral-flower-child]

Seriously. It caused so many memes.

[feral-flower-child]

[feral-flower-child]

Truly the greatest meme of our generation

[tokenofmydevotion]

I’m dying. I saw the original, but I’ve never seen any of the others. God bless you, Moon Moon.

[silvergryphon]

MOON MOON WAS THE BEST

[nagytoe-deactivated20211125]

@thatotherentity

[that-is-not-milk]

did not expect to see moon moon today

[iamthecutestofborg]

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[twizzlersandvanillacoke]

[iamthecutestofborg]

This puts her at like 8 feet tall

[vampyrska-azhdaya-deactivated20]

Lady dimitrescu?

[thenatsdorf]

Black cats are lucky. (via leahweissmuller)

[immaplatypus]

MAN [IN THICK ACCENT]: Black cat bring good luck.  Not bad luck.  I have black cat - See, him face - And I am not dead today: Good luck!

[official-mugi]

“See him face”

I sure fucking do see him face

[just-things-i-enjoy]

Him face

[luccorvus]

Reblog him face for good luck in 2021

[catsbeaversandducks]

Reblog him face for good luck in 2021 (2)

[funnelcloudd]

How come semi trucks in Europe look like “toot toot :)” and in North America they look like “HONK HOOOOOOOONK >:|”

[funnelcloudd]

“Henlo I am big twuck pwease give me wots of woom tank u :)”

“I WILL FUCKING PANCAKE YOUR CUCK ASS”

[spontaneousmusicalnumber]

@trainwreckgenerator why did you hide these in the tags

[digitaldiscipline]

This suggests that Maximum Overdrive was Jurassic Park for motor vehicles.

[cheesedemon]

I’m sorry, but that is misleading as hell. American and European trucks are bred for different purposes.

American trucks are bred for long hauls on largely straight roads. They can go for hours without a break. A European truck needs more breaks and a lighter load, and they would indeed take great internal damage if they tried to keep up with the Longsnout.

The European Shortsnout is not bred for looks, but for agility! They navigate the windy roads of Europe in a way that would be way too risky for the powerful, but more clumsy American truck. It is true that the European overheats faster at high speeds, that is the very reason that breaks every 4,5 hours are mandatory for both the truck and the handler and a day of driving can never be longer then 9 hours.

So, all in all, appreciate all of our trucks and our shared history, and be the responsible owner that gets the right breed for the right job.

[ampervadasz]

Unmute !

[blanchesboy]

that laugh!! glorious

[sister-emeritus]

I love em

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[mrmeriwether]

I don't know that I've ever seen someone make the Aardman Grimace in real life.

Truly a masterclass in harrowingly strained enthusiasm!

[mattefier-deactivated20221118]