TOH stole my brain long ago No OC vore here

lol, I barely post vore on here anymore, but feel free to look around! If I do post original content again it's safe, G/t and SFW! If you don't want spoilers for The Owl House Season 1, blacklist the tag "TOH spoilers" And if you don't want to see Owl House vore, blacklist T0H vore (that's with a 0 not O) If you WANT to see Owl House vore go follow my side blog slimy-vore-bog Pronouns: he/him Age: 23

[soaringlark]

about me

I think it’s about time I make a new version of my old post from 2018

Hi! You can call me Lark!

(It’s what I go by on here not my actual name)

I like to use emoticons like <3 and :D unironicly. I think they look better than emojis. And I love all animals, from elephants to spiders. The only ones I don’t like are bloodsucking ones; like ticks and mosquitoes. Though, I still understand why they are necessary.

I’m a Danish person with autism I’m working on my writing and my drawing skills and I like to post my writing on here. But there might be big hiatuses from time to time.

I love pokémon and shiny hunting. A reason for some of the longer pauses. I like the sims 4 and minecraft (mod or vanilla)

And most importantly for this blog; I write vore. Exclusively safe and non-sexual

I’m very open to chat and make friends! :D But keep in mind I might act a little strange, because of my disability.

Oh and, this isn’t as important, but I don’t write cishet characters. I have nothing against cishets; I just feel like the lgbtq+ community is so underrepresented, that I have to make up for everything myself. And it’s mainly out of spite for homophobes who say that there are way too many gay people in media. (Quick note: this doesn’t mean every single story will be about relationships)

But if there’s anything you want to have clarified shoot me an ask! You will never be a bother! :D

But if you’re from the US expect to wait a little

Anyways!

This counts for all my posts, if something confused you in a story feel free to tell me! Maybe I can explain it or I can edit it so it makes more sense!

Have a nice day!

[girl-blorbo-polls]

is your girl blorbo queer at all?

- yes, explicitly in canon

- yes, implied in canon

- yes, in my headcanons

- no

-nuance ™️

Is your girl blorbo queer at all?

Yes, explicitly in canon

Yes, implied in canon

No

Nuance ™️

Remaining time: 2 days 14 hours

[flashcs5]

gay meth

[soaringlark]

I've been watching a streamer on twitch called GuineaLottie for a while now, and I realized I really do want to recommend others watch her; she's a great person (above and beyond just not being bigoted), very funny, absolute nerd /pos, and relatable

She does a lot of different games, currently she's doing a level 1 challenge in Mario & Luigi Paper Jam on Wednesdays, and Saturdays she's doing a 100% recruits in Pokémon Mystery Dungeon Blue Rescue Team. She's currently playing Slay the Spire, and she's also a big fan of Dragon Quest!

Check her out if you're interested in watching someone who's silly and deserves much more love than she could ever imagine.

Her channel: https://www.twitch.tv/guinealottie

[birdandmoon]

Female birds with confusing names.

Sign up for my mailing list.

[mamawasatesttube]

the thing about media literacy is that understanding why the author chose to specify that the curtains are blue is the same skill set as understanding that the way the author characterizes all black characters as angry or all chinese characters as meek and silent is racist. it is the same skill set as being able to identify when a news source is biased or when someone is feeding you propaganda. the ability to ask "why did this person choose to present this premise in this specific way?" is a critical skill in a world full of misinformation. why are the curtains blue? maybe it's a characterization detail. maybe it's extraneous worldbuilding. why is this character written as being right all the time? maybe you're intended to disagree with them. maybe it doesn't matter. maybe you should still ask why.

[teathattast]

[rabbitrah]

Me thinking why a whale (big) would eat krill (small) and then I remembered rice (yum)

[rabbitrah]

so few people appreciate the wisdom I have to offer.........

[girlashfur]

new tumblr game. put in the tags a GENUINE flaw your fav(s) has. cant be something like "too kind" or "loves too much" like something genuinely bad messed up morally wrong they are or have done

[spin-the-wheel-polls]

you have this superpower! BUT you have this side-effect

is it worth it?

yes!!

the side effect is bad but ITS WORTH IT

meh it's okay

the side effect makes it unusable/not worth it

Results/option I didn't think of

Voting ended onMay 20

[wolvesintheflowers-deactivated2]

I laughed to hard at this fucking thing.

[nattousan]

[talldren]

[mawofthemagnetar]

What do you mean “chat” is now referring to ChatGPT and not twitch chat? What? What? What the fuck? No?

When I address chat I am speaking to a presumed Greek chorus of real human people shitposting on their lunch break, not a machine that devours lakes to covert electricity into slop.

[inimeitiel]

The Battle of the five Armies countdown - day 21 of 30

[inimeitiel]

Bonus: 

[inimeitiel]

This thing from 2014 is my legacy. It’s got an insane number of notes and it still gets reblogs and likes everyday. I see people tagging it as #aclassic and I’ve met people in real life showing it to me not knowing I did it.

I was looking at it and realised that today, after 10 years I’d have done it the other way round.

I haven’t been in the Tolkien fandom for literally all of these 10 years so I don’t know if it’s been done already but here’s my updated version.

It’s…much funnier to me now lmao

[sleepyrogues]

Pro hag, anti ai

[lgbtranswoman]

Ice cold takes from a Transgender Woman:

Men are not inherently Evil

Everyone has the capacity for evil

Transgender Men are men

Transgender Women are women

Excluding Cisgender Men from your spaces requires Transgender Men to out themselves if they want to engage (Same for Women)

Anyone can be Non-Binary, there is no "look" or requirement

Non-binary masculine presenting people should be welcome in queer spaces, many are just treated as men and predators

Non-binary feminine presenting people should be welcome in queer spaces without being seen as "Woman-Lite"

Edited the wording on the first point because too many terfs keep thinking I'm their friend.

[wolvesintheflowers-deactivated2]

I laughed to hard at this fucking thing.

[nattousan]

[msmimundo]

This was one of the first comic ideas I've had for this fandom. It's been haunting my mind since like September. Anyway.

Doof takes it so normal that theres a regular platypus just walking on the balcony of his 39 floor whenever Perry takes off his hat?

[phineas-and-ferb-heritage-posts]

phineas and ferb heritage post