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aubrey-plaza

ariminiria

I CAN’T BREATHE

feministism

afloweroutofstone

Spent the last four hours or so starting on a new project: mapping the locations of famous horror movies set in America. It’s a work in progress, y’all’ see more when I’m done.

argumate

this is like when the RAF tried to figure out where to armour their bombers by looking at the distribution of bullet holes; the empty area on the map is where nobody lived to tell the tale.

identicaltomyself

It follows population density pretty closely except that the desert Southwest is over represented. Is that because it’s close to Hollywood? Cheap to shoot in? High density of chupacabras?

the-real-numbers-deactivated202

That’s just where the spooky is. Everything else is just noise from large populations.

afloweroutofstone

Since @argumate brought this back, here’s what the map looks like today:

I started adding any horror movie at all, not just well-known ones. Also, it’s global now!

afloweroutofstone

@cominyern Subgenre!

Red is killer/slasher/psychological

Blue is monster/creature

Yellow is ghost/spirit/demon

Green is alien

Black is zombies

Purple is vampires

It lets you look at some cool regional trends, like how ghosts are huge in New England while aliens and vampires have a cluster in the Southwest.

averyterrible

that the original had a lot of black in Pittsburgh is unsurprising, given where a certain George Romero came from, but it now has an interesting relative density and variety.

(i blame the Tom Savini practical effects school in Monessen, personally)

iamicecreamsbitch

I wish this was an interactive map I want to find and watch my “local” horror movies!

afloweroutofstone

Ask and you shall receive! Here’s a link to explore the map for your local horror movies!

rumpled

Rush Hour bloopers.

queen-of-quiet-queefs

This is the cutest thing.

jjnora

jackie chan is so innocent

the majority of his bloopers anywhere are mainly him messing up his lines because English is like his third language

but he’s a cutie patootie uwu

straightboyfriend

i was worried my cat is dehydrated because i never see him drink water so i’ve started leaving a cup of water that’s “mine” (aka he sees me drink out of it once before he does) in my room so he thinks he is being a rebellious naughty by drinking out of it but rlly he is just following my plan & being hydrated .

aofvoid

God in the Garden of Eden

unyanizedcatboys

Absolutely obsessed with the implications of this comment

somecutething

Whip cream noise attracts a lot of attention 😂😂

(via ???)

tiny-pumpkin-princess

If you aren’t gonna kiss my forehead after I do something cute then whats the point?

iguanamouth

10memes

maneth985

awwwwww♥

lovelylovelyartist

This is the cutest shit ever everything else can go home

sieunies

google just made me so emo

felicitysmoak-queeen

oh my god I can’t stop crying

beingbreannaleigh

From a strictly marketing standpoint. This is the best ad of all time. Like…well fucking done Google.

laharl-sama

honeyycurl

This is very important if you’re ever in a situation similar this pretend that you’re dead don’t scream and @#!*%

twevara

my dad told us this if someone shoots up our school

SUPER IMPORTANT

BEST TIP

PLEASE REMEMBER THIS

shrinking-ulzzang-deactivated20

not even a joke we learned this in Police Explorers and put it on your clothing as well but go quickly because you don’t know where the person is.

bootleg-firework-deactivated201

This is what school children in America are taught. That is so wrong on so many fucking levels and there are still people who believe gun control in any form is a bad thing.

let me reiterate SCHOOL CHILDREN IN A SUPPOSEDLY FIRST WORLD COUNTRY ARE TAUGHT THE SAME THINGS AS PEOPLE IN ACTIVE WAR ZONES BECAUSE THE THREAT OF BEING KILLED IN A SHOOTING IS SO HIGH.

starcrossedcherik-deactivated20

the bit in caps here is making me rethink my stance on gun control

shit

appropriately-inappropriate

I’m reblogging this because as my follower count goes up, the odds of this saving a life do too.

bronzewitchhazel

My elementary school had drills telling us what to do in such an emergency. This is exactly what they told us. AND NOW FOR A FACT: IN CALIFORNIA YOU DO NOT HAVE TO REGISTER A SHOTGUN!