Alexis

[aubrey-plaza]

[ariminiria]

I CAN’T BREATHE

[feministism]

[afloweroutofstone]

Spent the last four hours or so starting on a new project: mapping the locations of famous horror movies set in America. It’s a work in progress, y’all’ see more when I’m done.

[argumate]

this is like when the RAF tried to figure out where to armour their bombers by looking at the distribution of bullet holes; the empty area on the map is where nobody lived to tell the tale.

[identicaltomyself]

It follows population density pretty closely except that the desert Southwest is over represented. Is that because it’s close to Hollywood? Cheap to shoot in? High density of chupacabras?

[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

That’s just where the spooky is. Everything else is just noise from large populations.

[afloweroutofstone]

Since @argumate​ brought this back, here’s what the map looks like today:

I started adding any horror movie at all, not just well-known ones. Also, it’s global now!

[afloweroutofstone]

@cominyern​ Subgenre! 

Red is killer/slasher/psychological

Blue is monster/creature

Yellow is ghost/spirit/demon

Green is alien

Black is zombies

Purple is vampires

It lets you look at some cool regional trends, like how ghosts are huge in New England while aliens and vampires have a cluster in the Southwest.

[averyterrible]

that the original had a lot of black in Pittsburgh is unsurprising, given where a certain George Romero came from, but it now has an interesting relative density and variety.

(i blame the Tom Savini practical effects school in Monessen, personally)

[iamicecreamsbitch]

I wish this was an interactive map I want to find and watch my “local” horror movies!

[afloweroutofstone]

Ask and you shall receive! Here’s a link to explore the map for your local horror movies!

[rumpled]

Rush Hour bloopers.

[queen-of-quiet-queefs]

This is the cutest thing.

[jjnora]

jackie chan is so innocent

the majority of his bloopers anywhere are mainly him messing up his lines because English is like his third language

but he’s a cutie patootie uwu

[straightboyfriend]

i was worried my cat is dehydrated because i never see him drink water so i’ve started leaving a cup of water that’s “mine” (aka he sees me drink out of it once before he does) in my room so he thinks he is being a rebellious naughty by drinking out of it but rlly he is just following my plan & being hydrated .

[aofvoid]

God in the Garden of Eden

[unyanizedcatboys]

Absolutely obsessed with the implications of this comment

[somecutething]

Whip cream noise attracts a lot of attention 😂😂

(via ???)

[tiny-pumpkin-princess]

If you aren’t gonna kiss my forehead after I do something cute then whats the point?

[iguanamouth]

[10memes]

[maneth985]

awwwwww♥

[lovelylovelyartist]

This is the cutest shit ever everything else can go home

[sieunies]

google just made me so emo

[felicitysmoak-queeen]

oh my god I can’t stop crying

[beingbreannaleigh]

From a strictly marketing standpoint. This is the best ad of all time. Like…well fucking done Google.

[laharl-sama]

[honeyycurl]

This is very important if you’re ever in a situation similar this pretend that you’re dead don’t scream and @#!*%

[twevara]

my dad told us this if someone shoots up our school

SUPER IMPORTANT

BEST TIP

PLEASE REMEMBER THIS

[shrinking-ulzzang-deactivated20]

not even a joke we learned this in Police Explorers and put it on your clothing as well but go quickly because you don’t know where the person is.

[bootleg-firework-deactivated201]

This is what school children in America are taught. That is so wrong on so many fucking levels and there are still people who believe gun control in any form is a bad thing.

let me reiterate SCHOOL CHILDREN IN A SUPPOSEDLY FIRST WORLD COUNTRY ARE TAUGHT THE SAME THINGS AS PEOPLE IN ACTIVE WAR ZONES BECAUSE THE THREAT OF BEING KILLED IN A SHOOTING IS SO HIGH.

[starcrossedcherik-deactivated20]

the bit in caps here is making me rethink my stance on gun control 

shit

[appropriately-inappropriate]

I’m reblogging this because as my follower count goes up, the odds of this saving a life do too.

[bronzewitchhazel]

My elementary school had drills telling us what to do in such an emergency. This is exactly what they told us. AND NOW FOR A FACT: IN CALIFORNIA YOU DO NOT HAVE TO REGISTER A SHOTGUN!

[doggosource]

peekaboo

[badsciencejokes]

Penguin love

[kidslovecudi]

Kid Cudi dancing on stage at Coachella durng MGMT’s set to “Electric Feel”

[l904]

[swolizard]

I’d pay top dollar to watch this for an hour

[ccczzxnnxx]

[ampervadasz]

Unmute !

[ghostcat3000]

I love this song

[compos-meentis]

Me when I get to eat my favorite food

[weaponizedhorse]

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