I write stuff sometimes

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[sochilll]

Hey y'all I made a ko-fi! No pressure ofc just an option if you enjoy my stuff and want to toss me a couple bucks :)

[galacticsabc]

Go! Rocky, Go!

[lakevida]

i bet the pain will end if i arrange a perfect enough sentence about it

[markovchaingang]

dude why are you offended? it's just a joke bro. (with tears welling up in my eyes) it's all just one sick joke...

[steveyockey]

no no no put me back in the loop I almost did it perfect please put me back just a few more tries and I think I could really nail it please put me back

[deusben]

babe wake up...i need to tell you multiple thoughts that don't corelate at all that i had in the span of five minutes..

[loveridden1999]

now that the world cup is out of the way can we focus on me instead

[alkemylabz]

when the setting/location in a story is also a character in itself

[ryebreadgf]

once I snorted a fat line of nuance and everything started depending. watch out

[foxmulders]

let’s all get back into the x files w mama

[irate-iguana]

Project Hail Mary Tumblr Dashboard Simulator

🪩 astrofaggot69

hail mary launch today how are we feeling gang?

#i’m gonna miss ilyukina what an icon #enjoy your heroin girl thanks for all the unhinged interviews 🫡 #so sad to hear about dubois and shapiro

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🩻 foucaussy Follow

Okay so I did some research into the new science specialist (Ryland Grace) and he wrote the most insane dissertation possibly ever???

🩻 foucaussy

Some of my favourite parts:

#HELP #ryland grace #project hail mary #space

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🎹 jazz-onthemoon Follow

hey remember when they tried to sue eva stratt for breaking every single copyright law and she walked out mid-trial? i’m obsessed with her

🌆 matrixhamlet Follow

OP is obsessed with a dictator who destroyed the ecology of Northern Africa by hiring a murderer to pave the Sahara desert and who literally blew up Antarctica btw

🎹 jazz-onthemoon

god forbid women do anything

🌇 matrixhamlet

STOP calling Stratt a girlboss. People will excuse anything she does under the guise of “feminism” while completely ignoring that she’s a white German woman causing extensive ecological damage that will disproportionately affect people of color. Fuck you and fuck Eva Stratt I hope she goes to prison for life after all this

📜 girl-pentheus Follow

While stratt’s definitely caused environmental damage, both projects you mentioned were in earth’s best interest: the paving of the sahara was to get enough astrophage for the mission that’s literally our last hope for survival (and the countries get to keep the infrastructure afterwards), and antactica was to minimize climate cooling. There’s a lot to question ethically but it’s not as straightforward as you’re making it sound. And yeah this will most heavily impact third world countries but the astrophage crisis was going to do that already??? I just don’t think you can blame the racist structures of the global economy on one woman and frankly people’s tendency to pin everything on her is a bit misogynistic.

Also she’s dutch, not german.

🛤️ muppetmanimeanthey Follow

have we considered that all of the above can be true? stratt is first and foremost privileged as a white woman, but also falls into the “glass cliff” phenomenon — put in a temporary position of

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#reblogging this in honour of stratt’s immunity ending #god the notes are a nightmare lol #politics

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🌁 six-seven-of-nine

launch liveblog everybody strap in

🌁 six-seven-of-nine

wait where’s dubois why isnt he with the others

🌁 six-seven-of-nine

THEYRE SENDING MY SIXTH GRADE SCIENCE TEACHER TO SPACE?!?!?!?!?!

#lowkey doxxing myself with this but WHAT #i didnt even know he had a doctorate #i remember seeing his name in articles and thinking it looked familiar but i didnt clock it until they showed his photo just now #edit: he was a great science teacher for all the people asking

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🌠 lokkenandbarbie Follow

Okay updated version for the new crew

FMK: project Hail Mary astronaut edition

Fuck yao marry ilyukhina kill grace

Fuck yao marry grace kill ilyukhina

Fuck ilyukhina marry yao kill grace

Fuck ilyukhina marry grace kill yao

Fuck grace marry yao kill ilyukhina

Fuck grace marry ilyukhina kill yao

Bald

Remaining time: 22 hours 12 minutes

And don’t come after me with the “oh this is so disrespectful to their sacrifice” bs again, you know ilyukhina would have loved it

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[64mpg]

it has always been a dream of mine to relax

[64mpg]

it’s just not possible

[takofukkatsumi]

Reblog this and tell me what was your biggest crying over a piece of fiction. You can be vague if you don't want to spoil.

[poisonheartfrog]

I love I Love Boosters. I love hilarious and determined black women. I love absurd fashion and comedy. I love the heart under that absurdity. I love international anti-capitalist solidarity. I love I Love Boosters.

[drtrinitysantos]

the kids are calling them "stone fruits." they start off small—think cherries. then they're hooked and they need a quick fix, they get peaches, maybe some nectarines. it's all they can think about. before you know it, they're trying the really hard stuff—apricots, plums. once they taste a mango there's no going back.

[cucurb]

hey guysss so unfortunately the rumors are true and im leaving the narrative. Buttt the good news is my absence will create such a gaping hole in your lives that it will become a sort of presence itself, and so in a way it will kind of be like i never left! But i am. Leaving just to be clear.

[lezbians]

being an adult is always like i have to go to the store i have to go to the store i have to go to the store