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2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year
KIROKAZE
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JBB: An Artblog!
Cosmic Funnies
shark vs the universe
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
Love Begins
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occasionally subtle
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@socks-are-for-the-weak
this actually makes more sense to me than like anything else happening in the world currently. like it blows catastrophically to be sure but it checks out
I love it when James Patterson "collaborates" with a celebrity because you can be absolutely certain that, of the two names on the cover, neither actually wrote a single word of the damn thing.
explosion at health potion factory 0 dead 0 injured
I was talking to my mom about John Green today and I mentioned that “he’s still on tumblr” and she asked why that would be weird and I said that no one is on tumblr these days, “except him and I guess me”
So
I don’t know what all of you guys are doing here, because clearly this website is occupied only by me and John Green
just the two of us / we can make it if we try.
Can we stop with the character development. Where's my beach episode.
1) any stretching is better than no stretching
2) any vegetable is better than no vegetable
3) statistically you will never be the worst person at anything, there is always someone in the world who is worse at stuff than you are
something about donna telling the doctor you just stood there, like a stranger, and refusing to travel with him cut to donna putting her hands over the doctor's in pompeii because she chooses not to be a stranger to his pain cut to donna and the doctor becoming best friends cut to them becoming doctordonna cut to them becoming strangers again after the doctor wipes her memory to save her cut to fifteen years later or several billion the doctor returning with a familiar face because he could never be a stranger to donna noble and the world she cherishes
I've asked this question before and been surprised by the results, now I have access to more weirdos it's your problem:
It is the middle of a Sunday afternoon. You have nothing on, and aren't expecting visitors, deliveries or post.
Unexpectedly, there is a knock at the door.
Which of these would surprise you more to find on the doorstep?
Fairy
Walrus
Not naming options to skew votes but...
I think there's something fundamentally baffling with the way most of you think.
Happy birthday to this iconic poll
This is a reminder for those who handmake Christmas presents that now is not too early to start. It may in fact be a good time to start if you have a lot to make/your craft takes a long time. You should maybe start it now, whether that's brainstorming or actually doing the crafts!
Translating this into tumblr's preferred public service announcement format for this kind of alert:
“they’re just looking at each other” you could not begin to understand the complexities involved in looking at each other
how it feels to be surrounded by perverted mutants
STOP REBLOGGING I MEAN MUTUALS
all books should be written by deeply damaged autistic perverts
@pangur-and-grim ?
YOU DON'T NEED TO TAG ME ON THIS, I WROTE THE POST
the thing I love most about how tumblr users use tags is that it’s like what if a social media website had a footnotes system
I’ve tried a few porn games, but all they have such bad user design. so like one of the games was a platformer, I thought okay, I used to play mario, this’ll be no problem. WRONG. I couldn’t even get through the first level. two straight hours of missing the same jumps and near sobbing about it. at what point am I supposed to get horny? I can’t even reach the naked demon lady because I CANNOT! MAKE! THE JUMPS! so I try another game about seducing milfs. you need to clean the milf’s house to make her like you. okay, I have limited energy per in-game day, so I vacuum her house, I tidy her magazines, I clean her dishes, I go to sleep. this repeats for days. the milf still doesn’t like me. why?? I’ve spent real hours of my life vacuuming her digital floor. why won’t the milf fall in love with me? what am I doing? what am I doing?
"Love/sex is what makes us human" Wrong. It's the obsession with rectangles. look around you and count the number of rectangles you see.
#looked up and thought ‘that can’t be hard’#and then my eyes widened with horror as I realized the sheer number of rectangles everywhere#I’m . I’m horrified
It's a good shape!
Holy ground
guys I went back to recreate this and. It’s gone.
Pour one out for butt dyke house
wait I have one more story. there's a group of anti-abortion protesters who often set up by the Ethiopian cafe I hang out in, and when I was waiting to cross one of them held up an aborted fetus sign and said "how does this make you feel?" and I said "hungry", and then I was so satisfied by my own cleverness that I missed the lights and stepped off the sidewalk into oncoming traffic
