Hi!

[depsidase]

[suddenly-a-possum]

[skulduggery201]

[skulduggery201]

[wuwojiti]

[eggshellsareeat]

[fuckterfs-reactivated20252412]

[whereserpentswalk]

[unstickyhunter]

[curiousauthor]

[draconym]

is it ever okay to eat meat for medical reasons?

Only if you get permission from a blogger on the Internet first

[ampersketch-art]

Your friends watching something for the first time and getting to that scene VS you, the knower.

[catsrwitches]

I love you

[andhumanslovedstories]

My mom is also a nurse, and sometimes I get so excited to present a weird medical story to her, but Mom is a nurse educator which means she gets called a lot about the really really weird shit. So sometimes I call her very eagerly like, “guess who got to do an unplanned wrist cast removal last night because it was almost swollen enough to nearly cause problems.”

And she’s like, “cool! I saw a patient whose butt fell out!”

[viralfrog]

[pangeasoftware]

[circumgutter]

[cute-catts]

bro choose every possible cheat code 🐈😺

[animals-riding-animals]

cat riding sheep

[animusrox]

"You Missed the Point by Idolizing Them" Starter Pack

[raggedy-spaceman]

Lucius Spriggs 🤝 Maggie and Nina 🤝 Patton Oswalt

[parkchanwoohoo]

Woke veggie tales would have. Rhubarb's drag race. Is that anything

[strawberry-tuesdhays]

rhubarb's drag race is everything to me

[parkchanwoohoo]

Oh my God

[queeraspirates]

the energy of the new Taika and Rhys pics

[insomniac-arrest]

finding out that almost all other animals don’t have periods like we do and instead simply reabsorb the egg back into their uterine lining to reuse the nutrients is like finding out the rest of the class has been taking WILDLY easier tests than you for the whole semester

like, hey, cat why don’t you have to use your Cat Dollars to invest in tampons? And cat is just like: fuck that noise, my body is OPTIMAL for not being made of inconvenient nonsense, sucks to be you

wack.

[insomniac-arrest]

humans: hey, bleeding every month is actually really cumbersome and I lose both valuable nutrients AND fluids I need for survival? What the fuck is up?

evolution: yes, alright, but have you considered this about it? *cartoon blow horn noise* 

[what-even-is-thiss]

Human bodies suck for many reasons including but not limited to:

Periods

Bad backs

Permanent breasts that do not leave once baby is weaned

Dangerously large, unprotected, and non retractable male reproductive systems

Huge brain takes up way too much energy gotta eat more sleep less

Baby brain bigger than hips guess birth is life threatening now

Takes like 25 years for big brain to even finish maturing

[durzio]

•Teeth are critical to living, yet not designed to last more than a few years without constant intervention and upkeep, and don’t grow back if this is not accomplished. Also, losing your teeth means the bones in your ear will shift, and your hearing will worsen.

•Breathing, eating, communication all from the same pathway, major choking hazard. Give me a dolphin style breathing tube.

•Most pleasurable nerve endings on the body locating on the filthiest parts of you, guarenteed spread of bacteria.

•knees and shoulders have almost zero capability to heal correctly, once they break, they’re basically broken forever without massive outside influence.

[larariumluparum]

truer words

[telltaletypist]

you're just jealous bc the spotlight is shining on my cell in the panopticon

[official-kircheis]

Instagram influencers be like

[telltaletypist]

[whats-a-bear]

does ANYONE have that post where bugs bunny and daffy duck are talking about they/them pussy. because i think about it every day but i can never find it

[purrification-in-progress]

This one?

[whats-a-bear]

YES thank you

[ebugsdotjpeg]

[cumdumpstiel]

what is it about pussy that needs ice. like it's a match made in heaven. even if it was in the fridge before i still pour it over ice

[cumdumpstiel]

so i meant, and fully thought i typed, pepsi

[doggirlpaws]

pussy was invented after electric refrigeration unlike cock which was originally meant to be enjoyed at room temperature