§ Strictly Catatonic §

Cat 33,Female,California INFO: Working as an AV Techincian at a convention center. I try to blog when I feel like it or if I remember that Tumblr is a thing. Birthday: September 7th "Your wishes can bring forth a destructive future, or you can bring salvation."

[liivn]

[sirkayleeofcamelot]

*becomes a knight strictly because the local bard is cute, and I want him to write songs about me*

[big-blog-of-cheese-day]

*becomes a bard strictly because the local knight is cute and I want to write songs about him*

[thyrell]

*becomes the village idiot because of a chemical deposit in the well behind my house*

[sadsexysag]

arca & utada hikaru by adriana rosin

for i-D Madazine, 2025

[markv5]

– Смотри: я сфинкс….

[littleoldariel]

Can someone please translate this I feel like it’s important

[redportrait]

“look: i’m a sphinx”

[kitkatronpa-deactivated20201205]

huh danganronpa looks weird

[catchymemes]

[hadassahgrace]

Big Strap-on Energy

[not-a-fae]

I feel like y'all need a longer video of them.

[sulietsexual]

If Stranger Things Was An 80s Anime

[sixpenceee]

I love everything about this.

[luvnaught]

Best example of the right thing to do when you have more money than it’s possible to spend and are an actual decent human being.

[goawfma]

these are the best names

[todaysbird]

the best part of this is that it implies this is the SIXTH cat named glycolysis

[30-minute-memes]

Un-make me.

[tomfordvelvetorchid-deactivated]

Due to personal reasons I’ll be

[kdramakit]

Me socializing

[brutus-red-xiii-deactivated2021]

[eliana55226838]

I CAN STOP LAUGHING!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[buckyssoul]

YALL I AM FR IN T E AR S

[dykeactually-deactivated2021061]

I haven’t laughed this hard at an internet video in years.

[jaxtonwheeler]

[zom-bee]

did they kill the bottom or sumn

[heymomlookimadeablog-deactivate]

They excluded him bc he stans Donald Trump

[fiercedeception]

Good for them

[avielsusej]

I just played FAI✝H and good this game was so spooky to me but it was so fun ;o;

[brownnesscrew]

[accelerationist-king-piccolo]

If you have Edison lights you automatically get the guillotine.

[bgm05]

this place has a burger that’s topped with like 3 other kinds of meat and tastes like nothing but liquid smoke

[captain-cargoshorts]

guacamole is offered for $1.75

[saxifraga-x-urbium]

they have a sign up telling you no Wi-Fi talk to each other but they also want you to follow them on Instagram

[saint-batrick]

they have a $17 burger that has “deconstructed” in its description.

[jonlybonlyfromboldlygo]

All of the beverages are served in mason jars and the only straws they provide, on request, are dry pasta

[cumaeansibyl]

Menus printed on brown paper that’s meant to look low-fi but actually costs $40 a ream

[silent-calling]

Your waiter has a man-bun and hotpants on and recommends you the low fat, low calzhigh soy veggie burger for $19.89. Fries aren’t served.

[disgruntled-neighborhood-wife]

The microbrew menu is 300 pages thick and none of them are good

[friendly-neighborhood-patriarch]

those ridiculously uncomfortable benches are always placed on a floor designed to make the most noise when you try to leave.

[themodernmaccabee]

The seating is pretty terrible and it always smells like a farmers market in a recently burnt down barn.

The burger you ordered as medium will always come out well done

[bezosbaldhead-deactivated202007]

They don’t have a brand name soda fountain but instead carry sodas and colas made from roots and cane sugar. Their AC keeps the restaurant at a comfortable 55 degrees on a 70 degree day while the cardstock menu proudly boasts that they’re made from 100% recycled paper. Extra toppings can cost up to $5 depending on what you get.

[joey-wheeler-official]

The food you order to go comes in a brown paper bag

[skywardsister]

Restaurant tables are made of recycled wood. The aesthetic of the building is black, silver, brown, and red. Food eaten in is served in loose, small wax paper bags instead of plates. Prices on the menu do not show currency iconography beside them.

[quoththeqrowin]

Who hurt you people

[adorkablydelicious]

The Bay Area and SoCal