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Hi, here’s some new hi-res phone wallpapers made from my recent art! As always, they’re free for personal use ♥ (For folks on mobile there’s a link to the full-size files in my FAQ!)

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Installing the latest surveillance technology

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i have an essay due tomorrow but instead i’m making shit like this

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Employee: This is a stock exchange! There's no money you can steal!

Bane: Really? Then why are you people here?

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Wolves React To Gamekeeper Who Had Been Away On Maternity Leave

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“WHERE’S YOUR PUPPY! WE WANNA SEE YOUR PUPPY! DID YOU JUST HAVE THE ONE? DO YOU HAVE THEM WITH YOU? ARE THERE PHOTOS?”

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I’m not a hundred percent positive but I’m pretty sure this is the wild life center where I visited wolves.

And the safety briefing included the question “So if you’re pregnant, do you want to know or not?”

Turns out there had been a bit of an awkward situation once where the keepers had casually mentioned a woman’s pregnancy in a group, and she herself didn’t even know yet. Turns out the wolves are excellent at telling if you’re pregnant and the keepers can tell based on their body language. They get all odd and careful around pregnancy. (Even wolves knows that you have to take care of pregnant people.)

So they definitely knew she was pregnant.

And if I remember my BBC documentaries right, a wolf will leave the pack to give birth and introduce the cubs to the pack once she feels ready for it. And maternity leave is flexible but often around 6 months so they’re going “YOU WERE GONE FOREVER! WE WERE SO WORRIED! WHERE ARE THE CUBS?? WE HAVE TO GREET THE CUBS!!“

Also the two on her back are fighting over who gets to greet her first. Giving and receiving attention is a commodity that goes by hierarchy and if you don’t accept that there will be scuffles.. The wolf lying down next to her isn’t chill about her coming back, it’s just submissive to the other wolves and waiting for it’s turn to show excitement.

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Now I can see why we domesticated these adorable jerks.

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This is art which I made after the ending of Borderlands 2

The great game, the best character (sorry not sorry vault hunters)

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You see, this is what I don't get about you bad guys:

You know the hero's gonna win, but you don't just die quickly.

Example: This one guy in New Haven, right? City's burning, people are dying left and right, yadda, yadda, yadda... This jackhole rushes me with a spoon. A FRICKIN' SPOON! And I'm dying laughing, right?

So I scoop out his stupid little eyeballs with it and his kids are all, 'WAAAAAAH!' And-ahahaha... I can't even... ahahahahah!

He can't see where he's going, he's bumping into stuff and... I dunno, maybe you had to be there.

The moral is: you're a total bitch.

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u scared? http://smarturl.it/poprisingbe

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OOoOoOo!!!

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DA:I Scenery

↳ The Hinterlands

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How are penguins not extinct?

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I am in tears omg

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whoever timed the film to the music is fucking brilliant this is gorgeous and oh my god i know they’re made of a lot of fat/blubber but this gave me like seven heart attacks

bf: *doesn't msg me for 7 minutes*

me: getting tinder bye