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they/them

[chickenstab]

happy new bears!!

[chickenstab]

wait no don’t reblog this i meant years

[prospitdreamer-blog]

[weenis]

slap a twink on an open flame call that a bear grills

[weenis]

i hate the author of dorian gray call that man vs wilde

[revenantbird]

[cartoonfreack]

[pissvortex]

neoliberal twitter is the scariest online subculture because they fantasize about shit like this

[wallabby]

Are they talking about... Joe Biden?? Or am I confused??

[pissvortex]

they are referring to Joe Biden.

[solxilx]

could’ve been joe exotic who knows in this political climate

[depsidase]

[radioactivepussy]

radioactivepussy’s top 5 favorite ways to respond to unsolicited dick pics:

1. “why he look like that?”

- implies that the penis is its own dude

- ominous

- person will inevitably respond with “like what?” to which you can respond “fuckin ugly, buddy”

2. “WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?”

- leaves person confused

- implies that you’ve never seen a penis before

- person will inevitably respond with “my dick” and will be forced to accept the fact that yes, they did just send a random stranger a picture of their penis

3. memes (see below for examples)

4. this picture...nothing else

5. block button

- simple and effective

[liquidstar]

can you guys seriously stop making jokes that are like “hehehe straight people stinky”? like i get that you wanna get your little laughs but heterosexuality is a SERIOUS disease and if we stopped mocking them maybe we could put our efforts towards finding a cure or at least ending their suffering 

[memesandlaughs]

[ratcity]

All you guys talking about “zodiac signs.” Fuck you. I was never even born. I was created in a lab.

[rivalsvoids-deactivated20211130]

[sdjfhlaskjdfhsjdfhkjsdf]

IM SORRY WHA-

HE’S   I M M O R T A L ????

[pansexualkiba]

his whole “ultimate lifeform” deal is less “ultimate power” and more “he can’t die of old age or disease because he was made as a prototype to cure a man’s dying granddaughter”

[radraedx]

And in a what-if future in the comics, he just sort of waits Sonic out.

[rosexknight]

Every once in a while I’m like “Why would you make the ultimate lifeform a black and red hedgehog though?” Then I realized, if I were a scientist making a 100% immortal being I’d definitely bring life to my edgy fursona.

[silver-tongues-blog]

test tube baby or no, shadow’s still a gemini

[platinumsupa]

Bitches piss on Dr. Eggman’s wife and be like Can’t help being a Gemini!

[hutchersoms-deactivated20140930]

[theinfiknight]

This is like a group chat

[pervocracy]

Why beehives are hexagons.

[robotlyra]

O P T I M I Z E D

[mudstickbandit]

in my most recent game of team defense fort 2 i was banned from a 24/7 hightower pony rp server for screaming ‘incoming gamer!’ into my mic every time i respawned or charged as demoman. and i have to say, nothing really prepares you for the sensation of hearing a grown man say with no hint of irony in his voice, ‘mr sex goblin, if you dont stop saying that im banning you from ponyville forever’

[ratfuck]

impeachy the conservative clown

[clown-names]

YOU ARE COPYING MY IDEAS THE CLOWN

[ratfuck]

clown-names the MEAN RUDE ASS clown

[clown-names]

now you’ve fucking done it

[clown-names]

the clown

[partybuns]

Grimm has been so photogenic this past week I needed to share

[somecutething]

[woodelf68]

Oh? It’s naptime? Okay.

[thebroccoligoblin]

IMPORTANT

[banishedquasiroyal-deact]

FUCK silverfish

[daystxlker]

if those are the little bug things that look like centipedes yeah fuck em omfg

[banishedquasiroyal-deact]

I HATE THEM SO MUCH

[daystxlker]

OH IN MINECRAFT I THOUGHT YOU MEANT. REAL ONES SLDKJFLSKDJLFSDF

[banishedquasiroyal-deact]

wait

WHAT DO YOU MEAN REAL ONES

[booty-clappin-deactivated201807]

where do you think the name came from

[banishedquasiroyal-deact]

i don’t know, tumblr user plump9000. i sort of thought they weren’t real, like endermen. or creepers.

[timurmurtazin]

>implying endermen aren’t real

[banishedquasiroyal-deact]

really not liking what you’re implying buddy

[amosseleznev92]

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[pochowek]

[afieldinengland]

living in the countryside really strikes the fear of god into you at the most random moments. you’ll just make eye contact with a cow or stare for too long into a brook and all of a sudden you’ll think something like “these are old bones and i am merely a passing occupant” and then you have to go and put the kettle on to cope

[afieldinengland]

me:

the hare staring at me from across the field: which one of your lives is this?

me, legging it: okay tea time i think