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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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@some-dumb-american
not to be boring but I like when evil characters.... well not become āredeemed,ā more like they become domesticated. its just delightful when like an evil monstrous little bastard man goes from committing murder to getting mad someone misplaced their costco card or left the jar of mayo on the counter all day.
Your url is accurate to who you are. Abortions are necessary and anyone against that is a moron that doesn't deserve a say in politics at any given point.
My personal beliefs aside, Iām not for banning anything. It wouldnāt help. Moreover, if we allow rape and incest, proving it in every single case can take a lot longer than nine months and by that time, the damage is done. Judging who is or isnāt a victim isnāt up to me, nor should it be. Iām an advocate for comprehensive sex education because I donāt want anyone to ever have to make that decision, and we know thatās what lowers abortion rates.
my friend liz downloaded some free audio software a few months ago to do something and now every time she joins a call a female voice saysĀ ātrial. trial.ā and liz doesnāt remember the name of the software or know how to stop it and she doesnāt want to
my friend liz had her spotify account hacked and literally didnāt realize for a year until I was talking about my decade in review playlist and she looked at hers and it was all brazilian music and she was like oh this explains why I would go to sleep listening to classical music and wake up and itās playing trap. and also why there are like 30 playlists on my account that I didnāt make. she just thought spotify was like that
hand to god at some point my friend liz managed to fuck up her install of Portal so bad that it was displaying minecraft textures
turnabout is fair play, right?
By any means nessasary TO ROCKKKK!
I can guarantee if any of these ā movies were made. All Hell would break lose lol
Well, Iām not sure of the time period, but I think George III had a black Portuguese wife. It may not have been George, but I do know that there has been a black queen of England.
Here is a portuguese peasant with tan skin, round features, and dark eyes. Still not black
Here is another portuguese queen for feature comparison. Similar features. NOT BLACK.
Here is an actual black person depicted in contemporary next to an warmed up picture of Queen Charlotte, King George IIIās wife
Here is some more of my ancestor Queen Charlotte
Here comes bullshit from Oprah herselfā¦
I mean you canāt with this bullshit.
Pictures of her with blue eyes through the ages, with her pale ass babies, this is the historical revisionism liberals do, and people call conservatives uneducated. Liberals are the most gullible, historical illiterate, revisionist, hypocritical self righteous assholes. This woman goes into a Detroit inner city salon and calls herself black, what happens next?
The fucking REACH. Like have some shame, open your damn eyes! They want to be white royalty so badā¦ they edit pictures and make her blue eyes effing brown. Itās PA-THET-IC.
All this ā. Thanks š
I also like to add the whole bullshit rumor that she was a black Portuguese started by Historian Mario de Valdes y Cocom. Trying to explain her supposed black like appearance. But this bullshit was easily disputed by most historians, especially Hakim Adi, a professor of the History of Africa and the African Diaspora at the University of Chichester.
Queen Charlotte was born Sophia Charlotte of Mecklenburg-Strelitz to a German duke and princess in 1744. She becameĀ queen consort of Britain upon her marriage to King George IIIĀ in 1761 at the age of 17. The couple wed just six hours after Charlotte arrived in the UK from Germany.
This is really out of control
āWanting historical accuracy is fragility, and only white people could ever have a problem with racebending IRL white historical figures.ā
Notice how Twitter OP had no actual rebuttal, just namecalling.
So thatās why
Turns everyone into ((Bread))
Megoosta
Get that SHIT off my screen!!!!!!
Seeing a rage comic on 25th December 2019 is the worst thing tumblr has ever done to me
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No...
I thought I could figure out the referent, but no. I canāt. Which murdered British boys? Someone go back and ask that elderly neighbor or Iāll never be able to sleep again.
King Edward V of England and Richard of Shrewsbury, Duke of York! They were murdered by their uncle!
She... she does
thinking about my optometrist who was treating my eye infection and saidĀ āif it hurts, you can rinse your eye with boiled water. look at me - look at me. i want you to understand that i mean water that has been boiled and has since cooled down. not boiling water. do you understand?ā like iām so grateful for this man ensuring that I wouldnāt destroy my eyes by pouring boiling water in it, because it is an adequate assessment of my intelligence
this is a man who has experienced The Public
āLook at meā
Tried to take a picture of my Christmas tree, and my cat decided itās the perfect time for a glamor shot
that cat is huge
the cat is sitting on a table not a rug
Oh my god. Thank you. I was concerned.
oh my god.
I was gonna congratulate you on your panther.
Iām ignoring the truth here. Big cat.
New year, new home, new furniture, new tree, same (unfortunately regular sized) cat.
omg Iām so glad this post is back. Iām so happy to see their has been an update as well thank you OP
This is how they got the Hobbits to look little in LOTR lmao
@mostlycatsmostly ITāS BACK
People often say they hope their deceased pet dog is chasing squirrels in doggy heavenā¦ what did all of those squirrels do to deserve an afterlife of torment?
Dog heaven is also squirrel hell itās a very efficient system.
i canāt stop fucking laughing at the thought of squirrels sinning so much in the mortal plane that they have to be sent to squirrel hell to atone
They know that the bird feeder isnāt meant for them
a reminder. please please stay safe my loves.
PLS STAY SAFE YOU KNOW MAGA FREAKS WILL DO EVERYTHING THEY CAN NOW
Literally nothing is going to happen. Theyāre holding prayer circles and waiting for Trump to sue. Youāll be fine.
Gomez gives out better relationship advice than like 90% of dudes.
Gomez Addams is a suave motherfucker who loves his wife more than his own life.
Everyone should want a Gomez. Heās p cool.
Gomez and Morticia Addams actually have a very loving and extremely healthy relationship, both in the old TV show and in the more recent movies. They were also one of the first television couples to be shown to have an active (albeit offscreen) sex life. Their frank attitude towards sexuality was shocking in itsā time, but their relationship and their family dynamic is actually more functional and moreā¦dare I say itā¦sane than most families portrayed on TV.
The comedy in the show came from the familyās āoddā lifestyle, rather than from infighting and petty bickering, or worse, as was common on other shows of the time, thinly veiled references to spousal abuse. They didnāt make fun of each other or act like their children were creatures from another world. Were they strange and outside of social norms? Yes. Were they united in creating a loving home and being good, supportive parents? Absolutely.
These two support and adore their children, care for an aging mother and an estranged brother, put family before everything, and they love each other, wholly, fiercely, without reserve. They are every bit as much in love after at least a decade of marriage as they were the day they met.
Relationship goals. LIFE goals.
Just remembered in the second movie when their third child became ānormalā for a period and although they were shocked and didnāt know how to handle it, they didnāt mistreat the child or love it any less. They accepted the difference, even though it was hard for them.Ā
Reblogged for truth.
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Posts about Gomez and Morticia Addams are almost always uplifting and Iām happy to have them on my dash, but I think my favorite bit about this conversation is what Gomez is actually saying to Fester.
Itās nobodyās surprise that many of the aesthetic and thematic elements of The Addams Family in its various incarnations are influenced by Gothic tradition (not goth, that mostly came later. And not Goth, that was much much much too early), and I think Gomezās words are a dead bullseye in terms of Gothic mentality.
āMake her feel like sheās the most sublime creature on earthā
The sublime is a recurring theme throughout Gothic literature. Although the word (like āawesomeā) has lost a lot of itās original luster over the intervening decades, sublime doesnāt really mean elevated and lofty (or even heavenly) as itās often used today, but rather something possessing the power and grandeur to induce awe and veneration in the mind of the beholder. Although less than divine, something sublime possessed a wildness and power that transcended human ability to controlā¦or even to comprehend.
Sublime is standing at the edge of the Grand Canyon leaning as far as you dare over the railing and still not being able to see the canyon floor below. Sublime is warrior-queen Galadriel being tempted by the One Ring. Sublime is waking up in the middle of the night in the heart of a wild thunderstorm.
āMake her feel like sheās the most sublime creature on earthā
Gomez isnāt advising Fester to treat a woman he fancies like a princess, or even elevate her to pedestal of angelic nature (whoās idea was it to equate femininity with purity anyway? What a laughable and historically damaging idea. Shame on whatever dead (probably) white dudes promoted that!)
Gomez is advising Fester that if he truly loves a woman he must do everything he can to remind her of how sheās an untameable force of nature whoās grandeur brings him to his knees in awe and terror. Just like Morticia, for Gomez.
Iāll sign off with one of my most favorite quotes of all time, because it feels suddenly very relevant:
āWhen I find myself surrounded by so much beauty, I feel as if I am the eye of a hurricane.ā
- -Sanjay Kulkarni
Reblogging for the commentary on the Sublime
@bbydreamer
I understood more about the sublime from this one post than I did from the entire unit we did on it last year in English class
They are the meaning behind the term relationship goals.
@matzahball
For a second I didnāt realize it meantĀ āhighā as in a stoner--I thoughtĀ āHigh Geologistā was like a rank of geologist or something and he was insulted you would challenge him to naming stones
great poast every oneš
I have drawn him.... The High Geologist
Humans AreĀ Weird
So there has been a bit ofĀ āwhat if humans were the weird ones?ā going around tumblr at the moment and Earth Day got me thinking. Earth is a wonky place, the axis tilts, the orbit wobbles, and the ground spews molten rock for goodness sakes. What if what makes humans weird is just our capacity to survive? What if all the other life bearing planets are these mild, Mediterranean climates with no seasons, no tectonic plates, and no intense weather?Ā
What if several species (including humans) land on a world and the humans are allĀ āSCORE! Earth like world! Letās get exploring before we get out competed!ā And the planet starts offing the other aliens right and left, electric storms, hypothermia, tornadoes and the humans are just ā¦ thereā¦ counting seconds between flashes, having snowball fights, and just surviving.Ā
To paraphrase one of my favorite bits of aĀ āhumans are awesomeā fiction megapost:Ā āyou donāt know youāre from a Death World until you leave it.ā For a ton of reasons, I really like the idea of Earth being Space Australia.
Earth being Space Australia Words cannot express how much I love these posts
Alien: āIām sorry, whatĀ did you just say your comfortable temperature range is?ā
Human:Ā āHonestly we can tolerate anywhere from -40 to 50 Celcius, but we prefer the 0 to 30 range.ā
Alien:Ā āā¦ā¦. Iām sorry, did you just list temperatures below freezing?ā
Human:Ā āYeah, but most of us prefer to throw on scarves or jackets at those temperatures it can be a bit nippy.āĀ
Other human:Ā āNah mate, I knew this guy in college who refused to wear anything past his knees and elbows until it was -20 at least.ā
Human:Ā āHeh. Yeah everybody knows someone like that.ā
Alien:Ā āā¦ā¦. And did you also say 50 Celcius? As in, half way to boiling?ā
Human:Ā āEugh. Yes. It sucks, we sweat everywhere, and god help you if you touch a seatbelt buckle, but yes.āĀ
Alien:Ā āā¦ā¦. Weāve got like 50 uninhabitable planets we think you might enjoy.āĀ
āYouāre telling me that you haveā¦ settlements. On islands with active volcanism?ā āWell, yeah. Iām not about to tell Iceland and Hawaii how to live their lives. Actually, itās kind of a tourist attraction.ā āWhat, the molten rock?ā āWell, yeah! Itās not every day you see a mountain spew out liquid rocks! The best one is Yellowstone, though. All these hot springs and geysers from the supervolcanoāā āYou ACTIVELY SEEK OUT ACTIVE SUPERVOLCANOES?ā āShit, man, we swim in the groundwater near them.ā
Sounds like the āDamnedā trilogy by Alan Dean Foster.
āAnd you say the poles of your world would get as low as negative one hundred with wind chill?āĀ
āYup, with blizzards you cant see through every other day just about.ā
āAmazing! when did you manage to send drones that could survive such temperatures?ā
āā¦ well, actuallyā¦ā
āā¦ what?ā
āā¦we kindaā¦ā¦. sentā¦ā¦ā¦.. peopleā¦..ā
āā¦ā
āā¦ā
āā¦what?ā
āwe sent-ā
āno yeah I heard you I just- what? You sentā¦ HUMANSā¦ to a place one hundred degrees below freezing?ā
āy-yeahā
āand they didnātā¦ die?ā
āWell the first few didā
āPEOPLE DIED OF THE COLD AND YOUR SOLUTION WAS TO SEND MORE PEOPLE???!?!?!?ā
My new favorite Humans are Weird quote
āPEOPLE DIED OF THE COLD AND YOUR SOLUTION WAS TO SEND MORE PEOPLE?ā
aka The History of Russia
aka Arctic Exploration
aka The History of Alaska
āBut surely you have records of volcanic activity doing tremendous damage to human settlements.ā
āYep. Ā Pompeii is legendary. Ā Entire cities went. Towns buried under lava, peoplesā brains boiled in the first rush of heat, loads more killed by falling pumice.ā
āah, good, they learned their lesson and didnāt build there again.ā
āā¦wellā¦ā
āAre you seriously telling me this volcano is legendary for killing several urban conurbations and you built on top of it AGAIN?ā
āIn our defence it hasnāt actually done it since.āĀ
āWhat about earthquake-prone areas? Tell me youāre at least vaguely sensible about those.ā
āOh yeah. Ā After the first major earthquake that flattens a city, we build them better.ā
People are amazingā¦
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If a future son of mine becomes sexually active with a minor while he himself is a minor, and is nailed for it by civil magistrate, no matter the age gap, no matter if the other minor is older than him, I am leaving him out to dry.
Why does that bother you so much?Ā
People develop sexual urges during puberty, and are going to be interested in that at that age. It isnāt their fault and it isnāt evil. The fact that theyāre pursuing it within their own age bracket should be a relief to you.Ā
Your only concern should be explaining to them the risks and how to be safe, or why it might be too early to start having sex.Ā
Op you sound insane, why does the law decide if you love your son or not? Why does this only apply to a boy? Why does the age gap not matter? Are you saying that if your son was 14 and was taken advantage of by a 17 year old boy then the law charged your son because of homophobia you donāt care about him anymore?
I donāt consider being taken advantage of by someone else to be sexually active.
Minors cannot consent to sex, even with each other.
As for why only boys are under scrutiny, males have a way higher sex drive and see sex as its own end way more often. If a future daughter of mine had sex while a minor, Iād assume whoever the other person was (except a younger minor) was taking advantage of my daughter. And then probably beat the other person halfway to death.
And if your daughter was a lesbian would you beat her girlfriend?
Perhaps I should clarify. Iād beat the other person halfway to death if they were male. I donāt beat women. Were you trying to trap me or something, silly goose?
Iām trying to figure out the logic here so far Iāve got
-the law decides whether you love your son or not
-you will not love your son if he has sex with a girlfriend or boyfriend if they are both below 18 regardless of both partners ages
-you will hate any man your daughter has sex with while under 18 provided they are older than her
-if a woman is under 18 she is incapable of wanting sex
-if a man is under 18 he is unable to be in a healthy sexual relationship
-lesbians exist in some bizarre grey area
-you think itās cool to beat minors provided theyāre male but beating female minors is going too far
ā ā¦This placeā¦is weird.
I refuse to call that animal anything else but the Bear-Bear. Because clearly to get just a bear in the ATLA world is to carefully breed bear-animals and animal-bears together until you get an animal thatās half bear and half bear. This making it a bear-bear.
