I Want To Be Free

"I'm very perfectionistic and very lazy, which is a terrible combination"

[seeminglydark]

The prompt was ‘detention.’

[seeminglydark]

reblogging with cute tags that make me happy <3

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[gayvampyr]

[shadowkat678]

[hellyeahscarleteen]

How to Finger Your Partner When You Have Chronic Pain in Your Hands

A few minor adjustments can make fingering easier, even when chronic pain is cramping your style.

[chaotic-archaeologist]

Yes. Excellent. All of the above. In this house we love inclusive and accessible sex education!

[vergak]

I'm a hard pillow hard mattress man. I need reliability. I don't want something to change into a completely different shape when I touch it, that's lying and I don't like liars.

[vergak]

[amazingatheist]

[vanjalen]

Well none of that comment went as expected

[puissantpunani-222]

[demilypyro]

The group chat has decided that since I've only had one sexual relationship and it wasn't a very good one and I've since transitioned, changed my legal name, undergone hormone therapy and now had bottom surgery, that I have ship of theseus'ed my way back to being a virgin

[demilypyro]

I'm having the weirdest fucking pride month

[adorablegorilla]

[yekkes]

[lakevida]

everyone come over i made chocolate chip cookies only two dozen though so some of you will have to fight to the death in the street. sorry. unlimited tap water

[valtsv]

i love how intense some of the words associating with gardening are. like they make it straight up sound like going to war or something.

[valtsv]

"deadheading" are you fucking kidding me that literally sounds like a dark souls attack strategy

[valtsv]

don't even get me started on "weed whacker"

[andromerot]

why are people soo afraid of seeming desperate. i love desperation and hate detachment. ache more idiot

[kiwimidnight]

[clevermanka]

Original tweet

[theanishimori]

[kingscrown666]

I think the logic here is:

>we save people from fires

>fires can kill anyone, including queer people

>we also save queer people from fires

And in an age where paramedics legally refused to save the life of a trans car crash victim, that’s an important sentiment to state

[wildhumanhasappeared]

Grabs a sharpie and adds “And Neither Do We”

[moonlight-and-mantles]

Don’t worry, it’s there lol.

[catchymemes]

[only-cat-memes]

Your daily dose of cat memes

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[lexaprobarbiee]

rb if u still wanna look like leda 💔