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A spoon's only objective in life is to make soup go upwards, and it knows this. That's why when you put one under a running tap it blasts the water way high. The spoon thinks there's suddenly TONS of soup to deal with and it freaks out.

mortimermcmirestinks

OP I want you to know I think of this post every single time I have to wash a spoon.

botanyshitposts

plants love being polyploid its one of their favorite things to be

botanyshitposts

you give animals an extra set of dna and they crumble into a little cartoon pile of ash. you give plants an extra set of dna and they say ahh finally an extra set of dna to do activities with

thememedaddy

allcrush

yes girl post that thought

me llevó 20 años y escuchar a un español hablando inglés para darme cuenta que art attack era un juego de palabras con heart attack

#revelaciones de un día de semana 4am #this is a rui torres fan account

wistfulelfgirl-deactivated20231

lesbian sex that looks like a big cartoon ball of dust with the occasional leg sticking out and i crawl out of it covered in lipstick kisses and get swiftly dragged back in

blujaynoodles

unbotheredmuse

caramiaaddio

the REAL truth that this coward won’t admit is that you absolutely did not have to do this no matter when you were born. my mp3s went straight into that thing looking exactly like they were downloaded and I learned their weird names like god intended. you and your “put together” ipod have nothing on me and my 45 🖾 🖾 🖾______%a&us.fr.uk by Various Artists

thedoubteriswise

nothing funnier to me than when AI does math wrong. like I get why it happens, it's a language model that's treating the numbers you feed it as words rather than integers and then giving you an answer based on how those words typically appear in a block of text instead of actually performing a calculation. but the one thing computers are genuinely incredible at. you fucked up a perfectly good calculator is what you did, look at it it's got hallucinations

bunjywunjy

You know, "human for scale" when showing the sizes of animals living or extinct is kind of vague. We should use a specific famous person with a well-known height for scale. Like Sigourney Weaver

we must replace all "human for scale" figures in scientific literature with mr shaquille o'neal IMMEDIATELY

eternal-gromnommer

Quetzalcoatlus (with Benedict Cumberbatch for scale)

bunjywunjy

griffmeistergeneral

ok

bunjywunjy

and our time warp trek back to 2013-era tumblr continues to pick up speed

dduane

Bring on the hedgehogs and otters. :)

forsciencejohn

the year is 2025

scientists are still scrambling to figure out what “zigazig ahh” is so that they can give the spice girls what they really really want

the spice girls are getting impatient

war is upon us

garcavisconde

posts that are funnier if u have the dates from posts enabled

judicialinvestigator-deactivate

bovineblogger

this is a wonderful watusi cow!!! those big horns are hollow and full of blood vessels, which help it to stay cool!

emeraldburn

my name is cow

and wen it hot

watsui horns mean I am not

i have a long but gentle tung

i say hello

i lik the son

theinformationcollector

TIL Dr. Sigmund Freud was addicted to smoking and failed to quit for good throughout a 45 years long battle that included 33 operations for cancer of the jaw, an artificial jaw replacement, and attacks of “tobacco angina” exacerbated by nicotine . He was known to smoke up to twenty cigars a day.

via reddit.com

blurrymango

Jesus ffucking christ bro.

kawaii-pigeon

Seems like he had an oral fixation… Almost as if he were replacing the cigarette with… No i shant say…

gearboxpraexology

Then we’ll all say it together

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anjew-jackson

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nemo-the-goat

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anjew-jackson

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dogsagainstbenitojuarez

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vegans annoy the shit out of me because i like tofu but it is impossible to find recipes for tofu that aren't all "ooh its vegan tofu you wont believe it's not real meat!" like i dont want tofu to pretend to be meat. i just like tofu.