Somnus Silens

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[just-joeja]

SURVIVAL AU??????? PLEASE TELL ME EVERYTHING YOU HAVE OVER IT SO FAR 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

I have a few wips but I haven't finished it yet :"D but I can put the lore here!

Survival AU Lore:

The primes fought the Quintessons and they're all died, it turned out that the sentinels were also died (or maybe missing). So there was a leadership vacuum. In the end, many fought for the throne, Cybertron became even more destroyed.

Due to Sentinel's absence, all cybertronian's T-cogs was not taken out. However, they had to survive like a zombie game, but with the Quintessons. Well, to survive they have to group together, think of it as Autobots and Decepticons but they're not really enemies.

Then what about D and Orion? They haven't met yet. Orion used to be the Autobots leader, but under his leadership there were a lot of losses, until Jazz was in a coma. Orion was so guilty, he finally "ran away" and became a lone survivor. The current Autobots leader was Elita.

While Orion was surviving alone, he met Bee. Well, I wanted to make Bee a sparkling so there would be a father-son relationship 🥺. Bee is half-muted and likes to call Orion "Papapax".

Until finally in a critical situation, for example, Orion and Bee were almost caught by the quintesson, a Bounty Hunter that was also a Decepticon appeared and accidentally saved them. He met D16.

Autobot and Decepticon are an identity of their ideology. Autobot values ​​life while Decepticon, if there is someone weak/troublesome, it's better to burn them than to be a burden. So when Orion met D16, he was a bit nervous because this mech was a con that can kill whenever and wherever they want.

But Orion got the nerve to plead to D16 that he'll do anything D want to repay and help Bee to find a safe place.

D16 accepted it gruntly, with one condition; Orion would be a servant/subordinate while they're together searching for Bee's place.

Thats it for now! I hope you like it 🙌😆

[gay-fannypack]

Non-americans seeing the US election results:

[incorrect-is-correct]

Noctis: The true enemies were the friends we made all along.

Regis: What did you do.

Noctis: Set fire to a warehouse.

Regis:

Noctis: Ignis is hunting me at the moment.

Regis: To be fair, I envy his position.

Noctis: Cor said the same thing.

[sparklecryptid]

Regis: *picking up teen!Cor* Mine now

Clarus: Regis you can’t just adopt a teenager!

Regis: Mine. Now. My bby brother. Fite me Clarus.

Cor: *ten seconds away from committing treason and stabbing Regis for touching him*

[little--kitsune]

[ixrose]

#chris evans #in where he is actually steve rogers

[urulokid]

#when is chris evans not steve rogers though

[stravaganza]

[an-other-people-deactivated2013]

#when casting is perfect I begin to wonder about Marvel #do they secretly grow these people on farms #let them loose on the world for a while to establish lives #and then cast them as the role they were grown for

[booksandwildthings]

I have

no idea

what you’re

talking about

[skeletoncl0set]

i do believe this is my fifth time reblogging this

[ilovewintersoldiersandsebastian]

apart form sebastian though he goes from this to this

[lastitalianwitcholdblog]

seb’s the weird cousin

[lovemarvel-trash]

@justaweirdthoughtstuff

[smthsmthurmum]

This is amazing oml

[i-is-surrounded-by-idjits]

Seb’s the fanboy they grew to connect with the audience

[itsanerdlife]

@snowyseba This explains everything!

[marveldcmistress]

I’ve only seen this post in screenshots on pinterest. I love it.

[themcuhasruinedme]

I think you missed the other fanboy…

[ellysiacat]

Love this

[sexylibrarian1]

Everybody says Seb isn’t like Bucky… but he IS. He’s Bucky without a mask on. Bucky’s always wearing some sort of mask. Even around Steve. Seb is what Bucky would be like if he’d had the chance to just ~be~.

[that-sokovian-bastard]

UH THIS

[mmmaff-blog]

Um we’re forgetting someone…

[linaofthemyscira]

ITS FINALLY ON MY DASH YESSS

[perpetuallyvex]

Not to forget our “Wizard”:

[formerprincewille]

Aldjaksnana

[patient-wave]

I’ve found it. I’ve found the perfect post.

[im-fangirl-trash-okay-deactivat]

it’s on my dash jdnckdmd

[laufyeson]

these dorks lmaoo

[waywardwilled]

I love everyone omg they’re all so amazing???

[coffee-swimmer]

YES

[ryangosking]

Don’t forget

[eraemx]

Chris looks so hot in that first gif set

[jrubalcaba]

Omg I found THE original post! Holy shit I’ve only ever seen screenshots of this!

[sheridans-dynamos]

This post pops up on my dash every few months and I will never not reblog it.

[lokis-helmet]

This is too good to not reblog

[the-marvel-what-deactivated2020]

Everybody see this, this is the quality trash I came to Tumblr in the first place.

[daily-marvel-dose]

Also

[adjectivebear]

This post is ALMOST perfect, but we’re forgetting someone:

[idkanymor3sworld-deactivated201]

Jeez, this is beautiful.

[blzny4-deactivated20210827]

i don’t think there’s been a time where i haven’t reblogged this

[otherfandomsrun]

Wow. Just wow. Perfection. That is what this post is.

[love-has-a-way-ofgrowingbackward]

@travalerray i think you need to see this again

[bisexual-little-lad]

@agent–nova @thorneedsahug @therealbeesechurger @angrynerdcat @the-fire-is-shooting-at-us @ any other marvel fans

[wispywinds]

I’m amazed

[chaotic-multi-fandom]

Perfection @therealbeesechurger

[theeldritchbeesechurger]

This is one of the best posts on tumblr omg i love it-

[gunvolt]

im going to have a stroke

[prideling]

Instead try… Person A: You know… the thing Person B: The “thing”? Person A: Yeah, the thing with the little-! *mutters under their breath* Como es que se llama esa mierda… THE FISHING ROD

[artykyn]

As someone with multiple bilingual friends where English is not the first language, may I present to you a list of actual incidents I have witnessed:

Forgot a word in Spanish, while speaking Spanish to me, but remembered it in English. Became weirdly quiet as they seemed to lose their entire sense of identity.

Used a literal translation of a Russian idiomatic expression while speaking English. He actually does this quite regularly, because he somehow genuinely forgets which idioms belong to which language. It usually takes a minute of everyone staring at him in confused silence before he says “….Ah….. that must be a Russian one then….”

Had to count backwards for something. Could not count backwards in English. Counted backwards in French under her breath until she got to the number she needed, and then translated it into English.

Meant to inform her (French) parents that bread in America is baked with a lot of preservatives. Her brain was still halfway in English Mode so she used the word “préservatifes.” Ended up shocking her parents with the knowledge that apparently, bread in America is full of condoms.

Defined a slang term for me……. with another slang term. In the same language. Which I do not speak.

Was talking to both me and his mother in English when his mother had to revert to Russian to ask him a question about a word. He said “I don’t know” and turned to me and asked “Is there an English equivalent for Нумизматический?” and it took him a solid minute to realize there was no way I would be able to answer that. Meanwhile his mom quietly chuckled behind his back.

Said an expression in English but with Spanish grammar, which turned “How stressful!” into “What stressing!”

Bilingual characters are great but if you’re going to use a linguistic blunder, you have to really understand what they actually blunder over. And it’s usually 10x funnier than “Ooops it’s hard to switch back.”

[cricketcat9]

I use Spanish and English daily, none is my native language. When I’m tired or did not have enough sleep I loose track of who to address in which language;  I caught myself explaining something in Spanish to my English-speaking friends more than once. When I’m REALLY tired I’ll throw some Polish words in the mix. 

[justgot1]

There is nothing more painful than bad fake Spanglish by an American writer. Bilingual people don’t just randomly drop words in nonsensical places in their sentences ffs. “I’m muy tired! I think I’ll go to my cama and go to sleep!“ Nobody does that.

From my bilingual parents:

- Only being able to do math in their original language. “Ok so that would beeeeee … *muttering* ocho por cuatro menos tres…”

- Losing words and getting mad at you about it. “Gimme the - the - UGH, ESA COSA AHI’ CARAJO. The thing, the oven mitt. Christ.”

- Making asides to you in Spanish even though you’ve told them to not do this as lots of people here speak Spanish. “Oye, mira esa, que cara fea.” “MOM FFS WE’RE IN A MEXICAN NEIGHBORHOOD.”

- Swears in English don’t count.

- Swears in Spanish mean you’d better fucking run, kid.

- Introducing you to English-only Americans using your Spanish name so that they mispronounce your name for all eternity because that’s what your mom said your name was. “Hi Dee-yanna!” “sigh, Just call me Diana.” “Yeah but your mom said your name was Dee-yanna.” 

- Your parents give you a name that only makes sense in Spanish. “Your name is Floor?” “No, my name is Flor.” “FLOOR?” “Sigh.”

[silentwalrus1]

 - conjugating English words with Russian grammar and vice versa. Sometimes both at once, which is extra fun.  самолет ->  самолетас ->  самолетасы

- when vice versa, dropping English articles entirely. The, a, an: all gone. e.g. “I go to store and buy thing, I fix car and go to place.” This also happens when i am very tired 

- speaking English with heavy accent you don’t actually have - when my family and I are switching over fast, we say the English words in a very heavy Russian accent that mostly doesn’t show up otherwise 

bonus: 

- keysmashing in the wrong language when your keyboard is still switched over

- using ))))) instead of :))) or other culture-specific emoji/typing quirks

[cobaltmoony]

all of the above

[lourdesdeath]

I don’t actually speak Tagalog, but my mom’s Filipino. One of my favorite things is when she forgets how to preposition, so something is ‘in the table’. 

[theleakypen]

SOMEHOW I NEVER REBLOGGED THIS?!?!?!?!? this is one of my absolute favorite posts on all of tumblr also, to add to the pile of fun things bilinguals do: cackling over bilingual puns that nobody else in the room will get and then being completely unable to explain why this is funny

[windup-dragoon]

Kiri and friends play Phasmophobia

Thancred: hold on. We all know Alphinaud is afraid of ghosts, but you too Kiri?

Kiri: uhHHHH

Thancred: Why??

Kiri: I CAN'T PUNCH A GHOST.

Alphinaud: She's 100% correct! She cannot punch a ghost!

Y'shtola: is that truly how you base your fears? Whether you can punch it or not?

[kilieit]

Learn to live with it.                         I have.

[velinxi]

[among us] blue crewmate and his red imposter friend that stalks him to protect him from other imposters, part 4

How to raise a mini crewmate

[part 1-2] [part 3]

[wolfy1298]

People were drawing horrifying ReDeads for today’s LU Linktober prompt so I decided to do something a little different...

Time spending quality time with his kids Wild and Wind

[wendydoodles]

Just some quality father/daughter time <3 

[wemblingfool]

I know the popular take is Batman's rogues getting their butts handed to them by Bruce Wayne, and I'm not belittling that, because that's really funny for all stated reasons?

But how about a new take: most of Batman's rogues call him off limits, because they find out he is their benefactor, when/if they try to reform?

Mr Freeze won't touch him because when he's in Arkham, Bruce is the one who finances the research to help Nora Fries.

Poison Ivy won't touch him because he had been the one supplying her with plants, while in prison.

Harley won't touch him because he's just a great guy an' gotham needs guys like that.

Riddler won't touch him because he was the secret backer that time Eddie tried to open a detective agency.

Croc won't touch him because he's one of the few people who ever talks to him like a person.

Deadshot refuses any hits on him because he found out Wayne does a lot of secret work for people down on their luck who made bad mistakes.

[just-an-aussie-fandom-hermit]

Two-Face having a crisis in the middle of the street because, on the one hand, he’s just trapped Bruce Wayne inside of a bank, so he can get some serious cash outta this.

But also: Harvey is screaming at him like “f*** you dude, that guy was my best friend. Also, he visits me in Arkham and treats the both of us like a damn human being.”

And Two-Face being like “f*** it, that’s fair. i’ll flip a coin and see.”

Harvey: “you most certainly wILL NOT. Just walk away, man.”

The GCPD, shielded behind their cars, staring in shock and confusion: “what.”

Bruce slowly forming an amicable relationship with the Rogues is such a fun concept to me, because as much horror as these people have caused, Batman’s whole shtick is that everyone deserves a chance. So, while he doesn’t forget that these people are in Arkham for very legitimate reasons, he also takes the time to treat them as human beings

Riddler gets asked one day by a detective why he seems to explicitly avoid anything Wayne related, and he’s just like, “oh, he’s actually helping me draft plans for escape rooms and puzzle boxes and stuff as a positive outlet for my implicit need for attention and a constructive way of using my intelligence. It’d be just rude of me to bother him, ya know?”

Ivy: “how many billionaires do you know that seem to genuinely care about our planet and make actual, tangible efforts to create technologies to preserve what we have? The man is a rarity. Also, he convinced the guards to let me have a few plants with me—for comfort. Nice guy.”

Freeze: “he’s basically the only person who’s every given a damn about helping me save my wife. No way in hell am I crossing him.”

Deadshot, scrolling (or whatever) through his potential contracts: “Wayne? Oh hell no. I thought I blacklisted those ones. Delete. Begone. Live your best life Mr Wayne. Payday will come from somebody else.”

Harley: “I just think he’s neat. Also I know he’s Batman and he’s a cool dude, but I’m not gonna tell anyone that sooooo yeah.”

Waylon (Croc): “he saw my previous cell in Arkham and flipped made sure I got an actual habitat, and not a shoddy hole in the ground filled with sewer water, which made my stay there much more livable. He gives me food sometimes when he sees me in the wild. Nice guy. 10/10 will not eat.”

I just,,, love this.

[imorphemi]

On the prowl

@9dl @blyssfuldragonart @somnusthegravedigger

I will go back to sky art i just really wanted to draw this XD

[somnusthegravedigger]

This snom is gonna get you 

[spark-circuit]

WE REALLY OUT HERE HUH

[neko-mun-rp]

Vampire x Hunter

@somnusthegravedigger

When you’ve lived more than a thousand years there was always something new to see as the world was always changing. But something that repeated itself where hunters. Sephiroth had come across countless men and women who hunted vampires and other monsters, but they stood no chance to the elder vampire. He had killed many who had come after him, though Sephiroth hadn’t actively looked for trouble in centuries. But it always seemed to find him.

Standing just above six feet, with long flowing silver hair and piercing teal catlike eyes the vampire had otherworldly beauty. He used his handsome features to charm his victims which made feeding incredibly easy. Sephiroth had just lured a young woman into his grasp and drank her dry before she even realized she was in danger. He left her corpse on the ground behind a building before heading down the street though he could sense he was being watched and followed.

Sephiroth continued his walk and made his way away from town, but then suddenly he moved quicker than the human eye could follow then appeared behind his pursuer. “Not experienced at all tracking someone without being caught. First hunt?” He questioned with a smug grin as he looked to the young man.

[somnusthegravedigger]

He had never dreamed of becoming a hunter before. Tinkering with guns and crafting hunting knives had always been his passion but his village did not want that from him. The village was famous for producing hunters, cunning in hunting their prey and swift in killing them. He had voiced it to his mother before but she could only shook her head sadly. 

So how here he was, on his first hunt. He had double checked his equipment, oiled them carefully. The silver haired beauty caught his eyes immediately and just by looking, he knew the other was a vampire. They always had this unnatural beauty around him after all. His heart had burned in pity as he saw her face twisted into blissful agony. Even if he did managed to save her, she wouldn’t have made it. So, as soon as the vampire finished his meal, he followed. 

That is, he hadn’t been caught. 

A shiver ran down his spine as he felt the vampire hovered behind him, “Yeah. Seems to me like you’re an old one.” He was glad his voice didn’t shake too much as he slowly turned around to face him, staring directly into bright slit green eyes, “I’m guessing you’re going to kill me now Mr. Vampire?”

[wyrdf1shes]

they were in love :(

ib sin-arts-0