shitposts and reblogs

maybe one day ill make something productive who knows

[bitchvirgo]

[asksloyxp]

Maybe if I just work harder, this empty cup will pour again

[shinyrock6498]

Maybe the cup needs a bit of time to rest and refill?

[asksloyxp]

Maybe the cup needs to lock the fuck in???

[pixiecaps]

big fan of whatever the youth is doing to torment scientology buildings

[pixiecaps]

they couldnt take the heat

[doctordotdj]

[scarymonsters-andsupercreeps]

I’ve had enough

[imjunebitch]

[crabussy]

I think I just got catcalled from a truck but I don’t know because I have auditory processing disorder. misogyny 0 autism 1

[cpericardium]

hey everyone "I" have something to show "you"

[cpericardium]

[cpericardium]

[arcolan]

11 year old border collie: gets a special shot for his chronic back pain this morning

2pm: "where's the dog he can't possibly have jumped over the fence"

3pm: "hi i live in [another village]! I got your dog here, if you can come fetch him?"

"well at least that new medication is working 💀"

[emcapi]

[leave-her-a-tome]

“For The Plot,” I whisper, deleting a rad detail that no longer works as tears fall from my eyes

[wrangletangle]

Don’t delete it!

Take the detail and put it in a cut scene file. Less anguish + can be used again if needed later. Recycling!

Brought to you by: I never used to be merciless enough as an editor because losing bits made me sad. Now that I know I can bring them back for a sequel or even post cut scenes separately, I am so much more vicious, and my writing is better for it.

[dieofthatroar]

Instead of killing your darlings, I’ve called it cryogenically freezing your darlings

[formlesscopycat]

SOME GOLD WRITING ADVICE

[crabussy]

playing undertale at last after somehow unintentionally avoiding all major spoilers for my entire online life (UT came out two years before I first used social media) and oh my god. this game is crazycool. lifechanging. I kind of want that gay robot

[crabussy]

I'm almost finished..... fighting asgore right now. giggle. wish me luck

[crabussy]

haha. hey. what does this mean

[crabussy]

FOUGHT HIM. I HAVE 1 HP BUT I BEAT HIM. sorry sad dad but you made me do it

[crabussy]

[crabussy]

[targetedknowledge]

[lypsys]

"Write character relationships that are normal" WRONG ☝ CODEPENDENCY BEAM 💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥

[punished-venom-solitair-e]

my favorite phenomenon on tiktok is when all the comments will line up and start doing the same bit

[neverwonderneverremember]

sleep is stolen time. don't let them take it from you anymore. tonight. we are staying up. til one billion o clock.

[glowcowboy]

i hope everything gets easier soon. or at least funnier. amen

[adventures-in-poor-planning]

[jmtorres]

do y'all remember, a year into covid, when the evergreen ship got wedged sideways in the suez canal and it was like. oh no blocked shipping route! companies losing gazillions of money! but at least it was a news story whose absurdity causes no deaths? so we were all fixated for a week?

[dragon-in-a-fez]

accidentally said "invasive thoughts" instead of "intrusive thoughts" today and actually I think I'm onto something. this thought does not belong here and it is harming the local ecosystem

[thekidsfromyestergay]

This was on a post about how it's ignorant and privileged to wear headphones in public and I fear its already become a part of my vocabulary. Must everything harbor a moral failure.