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i saw some comments on tiktok where people were talking bout how they found tumblr too hard to use and part of it being that there was no lack of dates so “what if you reblog or like something from five years ago?!”

buddy… we have posts circulating still from 2011, its literally just how it is

do-what-i-yoinky

Being on tumblr for years like:

biologymemes

tchaikovskaya

why am i nostalgic for my teenage years bitch i didnt even have fun !!!

fmanime

i think edward elric entire military experience can be summarized as john mulaney’s “horse loose in the hospital” bit

fmanime

there is a CHILD ALCHEMIST LOOSE IN THE STATE MILITARY!

NOBODY KNOWS WHAT THE CHILD IS GOING TO DO, LEAST OF ALL THE CHILD!

HE’S NEVER BEEN IN THE MILITARY BEFORE!

ink7blot

They interviewed a man who once saw a baby in a restaurant.

WE’VE ALL SEEN A BABY IN A RESTAURANT!!!

THIS IS A CHILD. LOOSE IN THE MILITARY.

comrade-hozier

@dalethesjtoddler

cappucino-commie

And then, for a second, it seemed like maybe we could survive the child, and then, 5 miles under the capital city, an evil homunculus was like, “I have a huge transmutation circle and I’m going to kill everyone to become god!” And before we could say anything, the child was like, “If you even fucking look at Amestris, I will punch you to death with my fists. I dare you to do it. I want you to do it. I want you to do it so I can take my unresolved daddy issues out on you, I’m so fucking crazy.”

captainlordauditor

This post was written by Roy Mustang

ebonyheartnet

Sometimes it’s not a bad thing, just surprising. Like, “Today the child did alchemy without a transmutation circle,” and everyone is like, “Huh, I didn’t know he could do that.”

somethingmissingthiswaycomes

The creepiest days are when you don’t hear from the child at all. Those are the days when everyone is like “I think the child has finally calmed down,” and then the child is like “I just uncovered a government conspiracy. I went in that secret lab and snuck in there with my tiny body. I have a tiny body, but don’t you tell me that, or I’ll fuck you up,” and you’re like “That’s what I thought you’d say, you tiny fucking child.”

And then for a second we’re like “Maybe the government will fire the child,” and the child is like “I have dismantled the government.”

temporalkingdom

Who is your dad, now?

thou-creature-of-the-deep

I WILL reblog this video every damn time I see it because this kids is A GENIUS

longlivetiktok

From @tarastevens2

[Video: far off shot of a crane lifting a blue Porta-Potty through the air.

Audio: Doctor Who theme song.]

hellenhighwater

I'm sorry but this kills me every time

wetwareproblem

Ah, I see they’re back to the special-effects budget of the classic run.

funny-tik-toks

audrey-hepbae

Toucan: “that there just ain’t natural”

queen-elizabeth-the-3st

toastpotent-deactivated20250619

also you know that one tweet where the guy was asking for help because he didn’t want his cat to enter his room, so he put a 25lb weight in front of the door, but the cat became strong enough to open the door, so he put a 50lb weight in front of the door, but then the cat became strong enough to open that too. that’s literally the plot of hades

ndiecity-deactivated20241101

Babygirl you are preventing me from fast traveling

primordial-fungus-monolith

*hits you with another fireball*

tiktoksthataregood-ish

creekfiend

I am neutral to positive on musicals myself but i absolutely adore when people who Hate Musicals try to explain/describe why they hate musicals. It is never not totally hilarious because musicals as a concept are hilarious and its always just... Really frustrated people being like "it just doesnt make SENSE how they all start DANCING" and i just love it.

creekfiend

Plus then you always get this interaction

Musical Enjoyer: theyre just supposed to be fun :) its not that deep

Musical Hater, wild eyed and gripping the Musical Enjoyer by the lapels presumably: I DO NOT FIND THEM TO BE FUN

skellydun

posting on a blackboard discussion board and replying to two of your fellow students has to be one of the nine circles of hell

helloitsbees

Great point, Dylan! I especially agree with it being “one of the nine circles of hell”. Well said.

everythingfox

Ferret sees snow for the first time

(via)

bluejayrambles

spazzdhn

frogkenny

I FOUND IT GUYS I SPENT HALF AN HOUR LOOKING FOR THIS VIDEO AND ITS HERE

tristikov

Always reblog peent.

videodromefag

*before clicking play*: IS THIS WHAT i THINK IT IS???

*clicks play*: IT ISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

rgr-pop

omg!! omg

ladimcbeth

Forever reblog.

thegreenwolf

Heaven let your eent shine down.

gigglepuffpixie

@seekersqueaker

Because timberdoodle, bogsucker, hokumpoke, and Labrador twister weren’t “chunky” enough I guess

plagueship-deactivated20260202

@seekersqueaker

mumblerseeker

Woodcock birb

Also because Forestdildo was trademarked at the time.

void-the-bear

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

gallifreyanwriter

Hey, you know that one character? The one played by the tall, long-haired actor? The one who was pre-law in 2005, and well on his way to going to law school and getting a degree until an unexpected family issue reared its head, and he dropped out and chose a different career path? Y’know, he’s got that complicated relationship with his father, a parent-child relationship with his only sibling, and has some strange, destructive abilities that tie in with multiple traumatic experiences with fire?

error-404-fuck-not-found

op is right and the timelines do match up. what if they were in the same classes

powersandplanetaries

Do you think their classmates were ever like “Sam Winchester… is he the one who dropped out to get custody of his little sister with the YouTube channel?” “No, he was the one who ended up faking his death and becoming a multi-state serial killer with his brother.” “He WHAT?”