Soon to Be Living the Disney Dream

Kayla. 21. University of Portland. Fan of many things. Disney College Program Spring 2015

[that-catholic-shinobi]

Moment of silence for Panic! At the Disco I guess

[consoleyourself-deactivated2025]

By Fall Out Boy

[that-catholic-shinobi]

How does it feel to be the funniest person on my dash today

[beaunydoorin]

strong contender for pic of all time

[funnytwittertweets]

[lekosis]

The dog has one of the Great Old Ones reassuring him with pats and treats tho. If the King in Yellow had played with u and fed u for ur entire life and let you sleep in his berth of unspeakable blackness at night, and then hugged you reassuringly when Cthulhu rose from the depths, you might be able to handle it better too

[assiraphales]

I am so fucking sick of CGI this, CGI that. give me back on location filming (when possible), give me back intricate hauntingly realistic animatronics and puppets, give me back handmade props & masks & skillful make up……..just give me back practical effects I am begging

[beyondthisdarkhouse]

Give me back films made by unionized workers who can collectively bargain for better working conditions the way digital VFX artists currently can’t

[funny-history]

[arroz-con-yolo]

There is NO reason this should be so fucking funny

[wagnetic]

I’ve seen this before but I still like it so much that I held my phone in front of my dog so she could see it.

[alicentsgf]

stardust (2007) really has everything. murder. mayhem. witches. gay pirates. unicorns. true love. claire danes. blond henry cavill before blond henry cavill was cool. subtle but wildly inappropriate jokes. a beheading. a lost princess. a running commentary of sarcastic ghosts. and more murder.

[chroma-imp-draws]

[animentality]

[hummingirls]

the fact that the house speaker election hasn’t been this bad since the civil war and the guy is named fucking mccarthy and it’s jan 6 … this has to be a tv show cause how do you so perfectly reference three major events of extreme internal division in the US by pure coincidence

[hummingirls]

ID: #and I feel the oppressive crush of history in this clown car today

[moveslikekeithrichards]

the role of the person in the passenger seat is not only navigator but secretary as well. you have to type up the drivers messages to random ladies on facebook about cbd cream & google whether that billy joel song was the theme song for that show or not

[moveslikekeithrichards]

you also have to provide a henchmans disdainful scowl at whoever the driver is flipping off in the target parking lot

[the-apocrypha]

other assorted roles may include

retrieval team for objects in the backseat

custodian of the parking garage tickets

"All clear my way"

en-route dining concierge

announcing "Horses!" when there are horses

[lynx-girl]

Don't forget the Tommy Gun

[tolerateit]

2023 still sounds like one of those made up distant years someone would accidentally end up in on a time travel mission gone wrong

[demon-fetal-harvest]

2023 is next week

[tolerateit]

[psychedelicflyingshark]

We need like a month where nothing happens and there's no repercussions we all just stay in bed and hibernate and nothing goes wrong

[may12324]

Medusa 🐍🍊🌼

[thememedaddy]

[thoughtportal]

[sarahthecoat]

aw, that would be awesome. so many fabrics are just not made any more, or not made to the same quality.

[fieldbears]

Fuck a map, gimme swatches

[princessmo]

all video games should be dressup games. if you can't put your guy in a little outfit what's the point

[cockmcstuffins]

bella was lucky she didn’t have a cell phone of any kind because you know ya boi edward would be blowing up that phone 24-7 going “saw a snail today…. effervescent” or some shit equivalent

[silly-slacker-person]

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