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I'm Chinese, so I wonder if non-Chinese understand

that in the Chinese version of Disney’s Mulan, the fake name she gives is “Ping”, but her family name “Fa” in English is “Hua” in Chinese, therefore her full name is “Hua Ping”, which is literally “Flower Vase”, and that’s why Shang is so bewildered because it’s a silly name.

gelatofish

but OP how could you not tell them the best part

“hua ping”/flower vase is chinese slang for “camp gay”

cleopatrasweave-deactivated2014

I—

autumngracy

Mulan, introducing her soldiersona: Hello yes it is me, a twink

theannoyingquestionsblog

Shang, sweating: welcome to the army

il9vemyputer

everyone on replies is terrified of this fact but i just think it's so sweet and heartwarming. she's holding our hand and leading us somewhere secret and we're both giggling like kids. i love her

ly0nstea

Technically towards the black hole in the middle of the milky way but the sun'll be dead by then and we gona have a solar system to get there

carolxdanvers

No???? We don't move towards the black hole, we are orbiting the center of the galaxy, and there is a black hole there. we are not fucking going towards the black hole. The black hole has NEGLIGIBLE effect on the solar system, it's only a mass of about 4 million solar masses, and it's smaller than the orbit of Mercury. The galaxy itself is 1.5 TRILLION solar masses. We are not going toward the black hole jfc

ly0nstea

Yea that didnt sound as cool tho and i enjoy spreading disinformation

carolxdanvers

You know what, I can respect it

victusinveritas

wizardpotions

I’m convinced everyone knows at least one insane Dr Pepper guy, people who only drink Dr Pepper have some kind of dark presence, a strange aura they bring to the room. Idk if it’s the bisexuality or what.

wizardpotions

For the people asking me why this is so accurate