Sweet Child

virgo // 24 // sometimes i sit in the shower

[bettyrightnow]

he’s an unreliable narrator TO YOU. i believe him

[papayajuan2019]

love the way we finish each others' sentences. it's like we're soulmates or the beastie boys

[duckdotcom]

*squinting into the fog* who goes there?! Willem Dafriend, or...

[slimegirlwarlock]

[everyluxoziatonce]

i let him hit cause. uh. well i’m gonna be honest it’s cause i fucked up my parry timing

[orteil42]

Wes Anderson's body of work gives the impression of someone who would've wanted to be french so bad and is coping as best as he can

[finalwomanarchive]

and is “party rock” in the house with us tonight? 

[lifeattomsdiner]

First you procrastinate on the task because it is not a big enough deal to get done urgently. Then you procrastinate on the task because it has become such a big deal that doing it is overwhelming. You would think that this implies a middle point where it is just big enough of a deal to get done easily, however the inherent perversity of the universe's causal geometry prevents this

[lakevida]

lollll dude have you seriously not realized that all things are delicately interconnected yet? at your age?

[mystrothedefender]

The existence of New England suggests that a place called 'England' exists, which is ridiculous but funny to imagine.

[valtsv]

[about to touch an electric wire fence] wait i'm scared. will you hold my hand? 🥺

[mahgck]

im just laying down but NOT for a nap guys i swear im getting comfy cozy but im NOT GOING TO FALL ASLEEP my ass is NOT laying my head to rest bro im just getting snug as a bug in a rug. FOR NO REASON. ill be awake the whole time bro i swear. me and my stuffed animals are just hanging out dude i PROMISE ill be awake im not sle

[boeing747]

5 am is the best time to get the drill out and hang stuff up because it's when the walls are at their softest

[bumblequinn]

for the last time i DON'T have ADHD!!!!!!! i'm just always daydreaming because of my whimsical nature, i make impulse decisions because i love spontaneity, i forget things from before because i live in the now, i get everywhere late because i'm a free spirit, my place is a mess because i'm a creative type, and i'm tapping my foot because i'm feeling the rhythm of life babey! what do you MEAN you found my wallet in the oven

[intactics-deactivated20250505]

caught you containing multitudes bro lmao i love every glittering facet

[myownprivatcidaho]

sorry i slithered here from eden and am now outside your door. as if its my fault

[ratcrisis-actor]

nobody says “hey wise guy” or “what’s the big idea” anymore…reflects the sorry state of wisdom and big ideas in general