Touchincostsya

Brad is my name. I like everything.

[flotorshi]

Literally every episode of My Cat from Hell

[sinningsleepingandshitposting]

Neatly summarized as: people not knowing how to properly take care of cats

[impuretale]

The episodes that don’t conform to this formula are also always the most interesting. These situations include:

1) I Didn’t Know My Cat Had PTSD and Has Gone Blind.

2) Your Cats Fight Because One of Them Doesn’t Know How to Speak Cat, and They’re Both Kinda Mad/Confused About It. 

3) Your Cat Sprays Everywhere? Get Them Fixed. Surprise Twist: They Were Fixed But It Was a Botched Operation.

4) We’re Going to Rescue 50+ Kittens, Take Them to Vegas, and Adopt Them All To Loving Homes.

5) This is Not a Cat. This is a Dog. 

[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

Hang on what was number five?

[teamvoorhees]

@libertarirynn   #5 was - 

[lastcupofsorrow-deactivated2024]

THATS A DOG?

[traceytonight]

[styx-doesnt-do-art]

Also this

[samwwise]

when you watch the two towers and you get to the part where sam says “there’s some good in this world mr. frodo, and it’s worth fighting for” and you feel that rush of hope and you’re just like. you’re right sam. there is. there really is.

[roseillith]

[leporellian]

my exact aesthetic is “mid 2000s-era birthday party at strange, somewhat ratty kids’ entertainment facility”

[leporellian]

that’s what i’m talking about babey….

[basedandfatpilled-deactivated20]

[nflstreet]

[goodhorse413-deactivated2025021]

I remade her 

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

You can also choose retail, the world is your oyster.

[lexicalnoise]

you can cross stitch whatever you want. no one will stop you

[reynita9]

[lesbianralzarek]

four is the only number with as many letters in the word as the symbol represents. if we use absolute value, negative seventeen works as well. this isnt interesting.

[huffylemon]

hell yeah baby

[hellsite-yano]

[maplebungus-deactivated20221118]

yeah we’re like best friends. i like her posts all the time

[koivulehma]

Why do people keep reblogging that photo of a goth chick in a combine harvester

[mr-deep-downer]

[lakevida]

i step outside with a cup of coffee and every winged insect in a mile radius materializes like please please please can i drown in there let me die in that cup i'll be OK i promise just let me experience the surface tension i need it

[lowpolyanimals]

Rat from RuneScape (March 2004 – 26 September 2005)

[killrockstar]

“this filter will show you if your teeth are yellow” “this filter will show you if your nose is perfect” “this filter will show you if your face is symmetrical” “this filter will show you if your lips are big” how about if we all blew up our phones forever

[yr-tiktok-mom]

Sick