SoPointlessLara

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[whattheplot]

Three months ago I pitched an idea for a party game. Today, ‘WHAT THE PLOT?!™’ is a real game and available for pre-order! I am so excited. Thank you everyone for your support!

[whattheplot]

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[whattheplot]

What The Plot?!™ is now available for pre-order on planet Earth until January 1st! Definitely check it out; it’s pretty-ducking-epic thanks to your feedback and input!

https://creators.teespring.com/what-the-plot

[johnnyishereforever]

omg they actually did it!!

[cyhyryth-deactivated20210905]

guys ive been waiting for this. If I get it will you guys play? @folklorefairyqueen @moonxchaos

[folklorefairyqueen]

YES OMG I WANNA PLAY THIS RIGHT NOW @cyhyryth

[moonfireroulette]

this by itself already makes me wanna play this game 😂😂😂

[sopointlesslara]

Louis Tomlinson is not from ‘Doncaster’

He is from ‘Doncasterwhereimfrom’

[this-isnt-my-bra]

Once my friend Henry was accused of wearing wireless headphones by a substitute so she said for him to hand them over so he took them off and handed them to her. Then later on she asked him a question and he didn’t respond so she said it louder and he still didn’t respond. She asked why he was not responding and he said “I can’t understand you ma'am, you took my hearing aids.”

[lolodapsycho-deactivated2017030]

HOLY SHIT

[mamoru]

one time we had a sub that was handing back papers and called my name. I asked if someone could grab it for me and she started mocking me for not even standing up. taunting me asking why I was not walking up to the front to get the paper myself.

my classmates went dead silent and after the sub’s laughter ended someone informed her that the wheelchair parked nearby belonged to me

[silver-rayn123-deactivated20181]

I had a sub in English once, on presentation day. And everyone goes up and does their thing, and then its my turn. The whole time im stuttering and mixing up my words, having to stop and re-say my sentences. The rest of the class is used to this and claps. However, by the time its over, the teacher is 100% done.

Starts saying horrible thing about how im going to have to get over my ‘fear of public speaking’ and how she’s heard 8 year olds give better presentations (plus worse things but I don’t really member them). By then im in tears and on the brink of a panic attack, and then she starts telling me off for crying The rest of the class is horrified. Then this boy stands up. He never been my friend and we never really got along, but he’d never bullied me. He told her in a pissed off, cold voice that in freshmen year I got a concussion and that I never really recovered from it, so all that was medical related and I couldn’t help it. Then he starts telling her off and the rest of the class joins him.   The teacher is mortified and tries to cover her ass, but the whole class walked out and that boy took me by the shoulders and we all walked to the principles office and told him what had happened. Lets just say she isn’t teaching anymore. Also, turns out that boy had a sister like me, who couldn’t really speak. We’ve been best friends for 8 years and i’ll be his best woman at his wedding next year.  The moral is that Teachers, even subs, and adults shouldn’t scold kids before knowing the whole story, because shit like that can fuck up kids self-esteem for the rest of their life. 

[quixylvre]

When I was thirteen, I had to have spinal surgery. When my doctor said I was allowed to attend school again, he said I had to use a wheelchair when on school grounds. My first day back at school, my special-ed teacher had put up a banner in her classroom that read, “There is no elevator to success. You must take the stairs.” I asked what that meant regarding my wheelchair, and she gave me detention for “disrespecting her authority”. The next week she gave us a homework assignment to design a poster that could potentially be used as a Public Service Advertisement. On the due-date, I handed this in.

My special-ed teacher was fucking OUTRAGED. She wanted me expelled for ridiculing her authority in front of the other students. The principal proclaimed my work to be “a masterpiece of satirical genius” and vetoed the special-ed teacher’s attempt to expel me.

[chaotic-carnifex]

Reblogging this post yet again, this time for the masterpiece of satirical genius. Hope the teacher got in trouble.

[just-too-slow]

Newsies working at Home Depot

Davey: someone has been breaking all the wood, any idea who it could be?

Race, tightening his karate belt: idk man, probably someone pretty strong.

[javids-jelly]

what most people hear during one and for all

Everyone: Once and for all we won’t carry no banners that don’t spell freedom

Me, only able to hear through the left eardbud: ….ahhh AhHhhHhH…. AHHHHHHH FREEDOM!!!

[sopointlesslara]

newsies playing dead fish

Jack: knows he will be out straight away. can’t sit still. always out first.

Davey: so focused he falls asleep. usually lasts till the end. only gets out when he rolls over.

Albert: lays nexts race with his hand next to his neck and constantly flicks him until he gets frustrated.

Race: starts really competitive. gets so frustrated by albert that he screams and gives up.

Les: the one kid that hides under the table that everyone knows is moving but feels to bad to point him out.

Crutchie: usually lasts till the end but moves on purpose when it’s the last 2 so the other person can win.

Elmer: they guy who starts out and points at everyone.

Spot: consontrates so hard that he starts shaking. gets called out almost immediately.

Finch: didn’t pee before the game stated. regrets it.

Smalls: everyone forgets shes in because she is so quiet and doesn’t move at all. usually wins.

Kath: starts off really cocky. never wins.

Mike/Ike: no one wants to risk getting their names wrong so they just wait until both of them move. usually lasts a long time.

Specs: lasts a long time and gets low-key sad when he gets out.

[sopointlesslara]

why does no one talk about the fact that Jacobi sings in the world will know reprise in Newsies Live? like it’s a random deep voice in the middle of all these high pitch news boys

[courtthisdisaster]

I thought you guys might like this.

[taplove2015]

Fandom rule: Always reblog

[incorrectspracequotes]

Spot: *sees stranger doing something stupid*

Spot: Wow what an idiot

Spot: *realizes it’s Race*

Spot: Wait that’s my idiot

[incorrectspracequotes]

Crutchie: Good morning.

Katherine: Good morning.

Davey: Good morning.

Spot: You all sound like robots, why don’t you spice it up a bit?

Race: MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS.

[thats-just-business]

The leeries from Mary Poppins Returns are just grown up newsies i’m sorry i don’t make the rules

[friendliest-place-on-earth]

race had those slippers that look like ducks and quack when you walk and so sometimes spot would hear hurried quacks coming from the kitchen at like three am and be very confused for a second

[incorrectnewsiequotes]

Anyone who reblogs this will get a cute newsie pic sent to them

Every. Single. One. Of. You

(Messages currently broken, will hopefully get round to everyone soon!!)

[incorrectnewsiequotes]

Race: Nice hands, Spot.

Spot: uh thanks?

Race: I bet they would look even better wrapped around my-

Crutchie: WRAPPED AROUND MY BIBLE AMEN PRAISE THE LORD