I'm Actually A Cat

gender-apathetic cat, AroAce, disabled

[wholeheartedsuggestions]

you can start anytime.

you can brush your teeth in the middle of the day. you can wash the dishes at 2am. you can do things outside the normal times assigned by society.

[souldevouringmentality]

Sitting at the awkward family dinner, with the young cousins and both are boys. They have no interest in interacting with their older adult female cousin. I'm bored.

Also they have a new ordering system at the restaurant, the waitress can't figure out how to use it. Poor waitress, truly the worst day to update their system.

[taurzza]

yaayy kitty for my friend

[psych-is-the-name]

What monster covers a painted lady house in landlord white?!

I dont even want to imagine the horrors they did to the interior

[niavirrivain]

Okay, so, I'm not sure what the complaint here is, personally - I am confident it could be improved with more varied whites, but I also quite like the look as is.

As such, I desire elaboration on the issue.

[psych-is-the-name]

this is the rest of the street

[blastovkatamarinecromancy]

Story Idea: A minion for a an evil Overlord from a High Fantasy Real and a Goon working for Prohibition-Era Mafia Gangster got transported into each other's worlds.

They quickly acclimated to their respective situations and started serving their new bosses with gutso!

[blastovkatamarinecromancy]

Gangster Boss: Dat Rat Fink double-crossed me! ME! Why I oughta...

Minion: Prithee, milord, may I suggest boiling him in oil for this transgression?

Gangster Boss: Yer a sick fuck, Ferdinand. Love da way ya think!

[blastovkatamarinecromancy]

Goon: 'ey boss, I notice dat de Hero of Light and Providence gets supplies in dem towns on da way to yer liar on the regular. You want me to go over dere to dem shops and uh *winks and clicks tongue* convince them to close up shop?

Overlord, embers gleaming inside his dark helm: ....make it so, Robert.

[wizardnuke]

we're gonna settle this once and for all

[wizardnuke]

peruse

to look at/read in an informal/relaxed way

to examine or read in a very careful way

Voting ended onDec 6, 2025

[wizardnuke]

nonplussed

surprised/confused so much they are unsure how to react

unperturbed (unbothered)

Voting ended onDec 6, 2025

[wizardnuke]

egregious

outstandably bad; shocking

remarkably good

Voting ended onDec 6, 2025

[wizardnuke]

chuffed

delighted; pleased; satisfied

annoyed; displeased; disgruntled

Voting ended onDec 6, 2025

[raspberrysgod]

[geck-motj]

so glad this came up on my feed bc i made my own!!

it took me 4hrs to make and i gave him eyes and some starfish frends

[souldevouringmentality]

I will remember this for my birthday

[partlysmith]

Spin the wheel. This is now your highest stat.

How fucked are you?

This owns

Pretty good actually

I can make this work

Not thrilled...

This sucks

My life is over

Voting ended onNov 14, 2025

[gumi-megpoidd]

whats sexier

horns

tails

Voting ended onOct 31, 2025

no nuance. fight about it

[gumi-megpoidd]

fuck it. round 2

whats sexier

halo

wings

Voting ended onNov 1, 2025

halo considering any affix above the head not directly attached

[gumi-megpoidd]

i have a third one

whats sexier

teeth

claws

Voting ended onNov 1, 2025

[gumi-megpoidd]

PLEASE REBLOG THE THIRD ONE TOO I NEED TO KNOW

[souldevouringmentality]

[souldevouringmentality]

Nut pug!

[herssian]

deepen the shadows bro. it'll be ok

[herssian]

i meant art-wise but if any dark sorcerers see this. you do you

[souldevouringmentality]

@evilwizard

I know you're not a sorcerer, but I thought you might want to tell the rest of the evil committee of magic that the dark sorcerers need to practice their shadow spells.

[psych-is-the-name]

my cactus had a baby ❤️

[souldevouringmentality]

[souldevouringmentality]

[souldevouringmentality]

Not a very good knight

[tainaronian]

this is the full video of the hyraxes drinking tea btw it’s great. the guy chides them because the tea is hot

[pachycephalosauria]