I Suffer every day of my life

Tumblr perma locked me out of my account so now I live in squalor (Previously just soyqueso.tumblr.com)

[heinousmind]

I feel so maternal

[wiki-but-made-them-up]

[squeakitties]

[oneheadtoanother]

[the-frightening-ghoul]

‎

[timperleyworldofwater]

rip to the person who understood this comic the most

[yourbigfriend-deactivated202604]

Yeah, but here's THE BEST PART OF THE STORY!

(sent to me by my sister this morning)

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

that last sentence is a fucking doozie

[cornedbeefhashtags]

Imagine being on the Teams team and getting a team Teams call that your team needs to work on Teams onsite because working on Teams on Teams isn’t a good way to work in teams

[eternallyeepy]

“If only I had a group of colors from which all other colors can be obtained from mixing”

The humble primary colors:

[agentlove]

the mr beast extension has created a thumbnail that made me laugh so hard my body started hurting

[rainsincaladan]

[weirdwoodeyes]

simply unbelievable eggplant my mother grew

[paperandpencilsandskips]

[inthefallofasparrow]

[contemptible-scoundrel]

have fun with your "slutweed" or whatever, Im fine with my smartweed. [puffs on a corncob pipe while stroking chin thoughtfully] [clearly has a raging erection]

[dank-memes-my-ex-gf-sends-me]

[torn-a-sunder]

For the barbarian with the noble background

[depsidase]

[suzypfonne]

There are no lexical gaps if you're not a chicken! Just English however you want.

[librarycard]

the ship of theseus wikipedia article in 2003. 20 years later, after 1792 total edits, 0% of its original phrasing remains. (x)

[ospreyonthemoon]

And yet it's still the same article, the article designated to be about theseus' ship. Debate solved i guess

[creepymutelilbugger]

easy as fuck . were they stupid?

[kushblazer666]

[coyotette]

[cyborgraptor]

This is a great looping gif because now I just imagine Raiden having like a barrel full of cigarettes next to him he keeps grabbing from and Naomi is making this gigantic pile of cigarettes on the ground in continuation

[ytpreviews]

Naomi keeps giving Raiden cigarettes from her big barrel but he is ungrateful