[buttastic]

feeling like I am perhaps downwind from an argument my brother in law is having with his fiancée about wedding planning

[human-pet-they]

COME ONNN

[nem23]

[cottoncandylesbo]

i like it when people compliment me. i like it... when people like me. (looks around to make sure nobody is about to shoot me)

[phorusrhacidae-lesbian]

little miss auditory processing disorder would like you to repeat what you just said then immediately respond to you before you finish

[woodsdyke]

im swimming at the lake and accidentally kicked a fish. this has never happened in my many years of swimming. sorry man

[elliespectacular]

wanna hang out [remembers it's rude to put expectations on people] it's cool if not [remembers people like to know they're wanted] but I'd really like it if you did [remembers selfishness is bad] we can do whatever you want though [remembers that handing someone a blank canvas isn't as effective as providing a suggestion to bounce ideas off of] like sucking each others fingers for example

[prokopetz]

One of my favourite "exaggerating a physical feature for horny reasons" things for a kink I'm not into is how some artists draw people sweating. They draw people sweating like Studio Ghibli draws people crying – all oozing out out of their pores like Jello. Some of these characters are straight up sweating Orbs.

[zarkinthesub]

Are you saying someone at Studio Ghibli has a kink for people crying?

[ajaxgb]

No, Studio Ghibli has a kink for surface tension.

[orcboxer]

by disagreeing with me on this topic, you're aligning yourself with everyone else who disagrees with me, which includes the Chaos Death Cult, and they chaos kill people so....

[lokaror]

we dont chaos kill that many people.

[orcboxer]

Well If You Say It's Not That Many

[lindleland]

there is so much to unpack in this clip

[lindleland]

[2-point-5]

not to be rude but some of y'all need to look on the bright side sometimes. like, yeah sure the world is fucked and people suck and we all die whatever, sure, but like. go outside.

[2-point-5]

ok i phrased this poorly, hang on.

i'm not saying the cure for depression is touching grass. however, if you surround yourself with sad things and talk about how terrible life is and how much you're suffering and never take a breath and remember it's not all bad, you'll end up making yourself worse.

[fuckblast]

I like to scroll through is this AI subreddits and here are my favorite non AI photos

Woman with an iguana on her head in a Walmart. Real. Looks weird because of metal poles and subject matter, but commenters were quick to note all of God's creatures they have seen inside the megastore.

My cat got on a counter weird and broke my speaker. Real. Cats are weird. "Surely my cat cannot look like this." Must be new to cats. Some wondered why the brother took a pic instead of preventing a speaker catastrophe, but I think that's explanatory.

And the best

Ice fishing with the dog. Yes that's real. It's not AI and it's not really really shitty Photoshop. The light is reflected up off the ice and removes most expected shadows.

[lindleland]

the problem millennials + older have with trying to understand the 67 meme is that they keep trying to compare it to past funny numbers.

listen. 67 is not 69. it's not 420, or 21, or 42.

it's E.

you remember this shit?

it's this. 67 is E.

[despazito]

Another one for "objectively funny crimes should not be punished"

[goblinchief]

Sent a 12 year old on a fake Hero’s Journey last week and holy shit he actually did it

[hippy-craic]

[dogpuppy]

[officialpenisenvy]

clavicular = the protagonist of our tale. a frail man desperately clinging to the semblance of virile strength given to him by his looks but understood by most and even by his loyal followers to be a pathetic and clownish figure

almost caught a career-ending cortisol spike = almost had an anxiety attack that could've ruined his career and reputation as a streamer

after a larpmaxxed stacy = after a woman just as desperately pretending to be gorgeous and confident

tried jesterfying him on stream = attempted to make him into an object of ridicule in front of his live audience as he streamed

by calling him a good boy = by calling him a good boy (this is supposed to be sexually emasculating)

while he was mid-mog = while he was in the middle of winning a contest of unbothered masculinity

between 2 low-tier normies = between himself and two other young men less concerned with projecting an ill-conceived ideal of virility

at ASU = at arizona state university in fair tempe where we lay our scene