[notchristianbale]

[autogynephiladelphia]

Duolingo bimboification

[regularlesbian]

2019: cute!

2014: classic. Nice.

2012: eats human skin

2011: this might be a harmful black magic sigil

[lilitasticc]

Duo Owl c. 1536

[groovy-mushroom]

0h god he’s the demon of knowledge i knew it

[annoying-copycat-blog]

@handsomme

[little-urban-witch]

Thanks for the free Spanish lessons, Duo Demon

[catboymoments]

You guys wanna know the cool new thing they’re doing at my school to prevent vaping

[catboymoments]

So they’ve implemented “crime stoppers” for this specific epidemic, yes?? They’re an organization that pays students for providing anonymous information about illegal activity, but now they’re really focusing on juuls and other nicotine related products. They’re paying these kids like 10 dollars for every person they tip about, and if they’re actually CAUGHT then they get more money at the end of the day, around 25$??? It’s insane- people are taking so much advantage of it, friendships are being torn apart, there’s already memes about this one kid who reported the entire baseball team and got eight fucking hundred dollars and he didn’t even come to school today because those boys were OUT for him. Like out for BLOOD. I-

[catboymoments]

More stories from school!

Today two students were having sex in front of everybody in the cafeteria outside!!

I love public school!!!

[afieldinengland]

living in the countryside really strikes the fear of god into you at the most random moments. you’ll just make eye contact with a cow or stare for too long into a brook and all of a sudden you’ll think something like “these are old bones and i am merely a passing occupant” and then you have to go and put the kettle on to cope

[afieldinengland]

me:

the hare staring at me from across the field: which one of your lives is this?

me, legging it: okay tea time i think

[wolf-prud3]

We love one (1) man

[finalfantasyvii]

Here’s your fukcing endgame spoilers

[adulthoodisokay]

[lesbianshepard]

the funniest hp lovecraft story is the one where some guy’s family offended an evil wizard who then cursed his entire family saying that all the men would die before they hit like 30. the protagonist is going crazy trying to find a spell to break the curse and then the big reveal was that the wizard was literally just breaking into their house and killing them himself. 

[museofthirst]

cursed videos gen z kids who had access to the internet by age 5 probably saw

[museofthirst]

but wait- there’s more

if i add one more thing to this post ill explode

[sabertoothwalrus]

you forgot

shoes

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

drake?

[hazeleyedcat]

josh?

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

where’s the body of christ?

[wyrddog]

[1000125]

sometimes i just sit and think about ways a genie can grant wishes.

[pangur-and-grim]

[kittenwitchandthebadvibes]

[approach]

[hotboyproblems]

really makes u think…

[diet-poison]

makes me think he could just walk around the pipes and goombas but loves the thrill of the kill

[micaxiii]

[feministism]

[sexhaver]

remember when Koko the gorilla died and everyone on here was sad about it and then someone pulled receipts proving she had a nipple fetish and her handlers would encourage people to be topless around her? i fucking love this site where else am i gonna see a callout post for a dead gorilla

[dapperalbinobudgie]

She had a what now

[e-ghoul]

[olderboy-aesthethic]

[bunjywunjy]

the speed limit for ghosts is also 25

[falyros]

DM after failed stealth roll: Hmm… You try to sneak around but you’re dummy thicc and the clap from your ass cheeks alerts the guards. Roll for initiative.