who dat

hi my name is svenja i laugh alot at my own jokes i want to pet every cat in the world

[kalichnikov]

Ok fine I get it but could they at least try making cigarettes that are like neutral for you

[moomin279]

that sitcom with 7 seasons and 24 episodes a season will save you by the way

[guerrillatech]

[dragon-in-a-fez]

why does my mother suddenly fail kindergarten whenever she tries to do anything on the computer

[dragon-in-a-fez]

I know she doesn't know what "the maximise button" is so I told her "click the square at the top right" and she clicked...the printer icon...in the middle of the toolbar. and I'm just like okay. this isn't a technology thing you are flunking basic shapes and directions. I'm turning off your computer and getting you a block puzzle. you have a master's degree

[myrinthinks]

[letmebegaytodd]

Sewing pattern: this is NOT for beginners

Me, a beginner:

[letmebegaytodd]

okay but what if i believed in myself really really hard

[letmebegaytodd]

i sewed my first zipper yesterday i can do anything

[letmebegaytodd]

sewed through my finger, now i'm up-to-date on my tetanus vaccination!

[fleshdyk3]

easily one of my favourite tweets of all time

[machinot]

bad news for chocolate lovers: amid massive corporate downsizing, Lindt has had to euthanize 2,000 of its handsome european chocolate chefs . an additional 1,300 will be thrown out in the cold with nothing but their stupid Fucking whisks

[vee1021]

[important-animal-images]

[disparatemind]

This is absolutely an important image

[dragongirlbunny]

maybe this time picking at Textures on my skin will lead to being silky smooth

[dragongirlbunny]

bleeding

[bigandtired-deactivated20250405]

[noodlearg]

fuck. can i just say something. travis kelce gets on stage at the eras tour and swifties cheer. when he shows up to her shows, he’s seen as a supportive boyfriend. but taylor swift is shown on screen at the super bowl for 5 seconds and the entire stadium boos. the president of the united states even posts about it. they say she’s “ruining football”. if you can’t see the double standard here, you are part of the problem.

[mewvore]

Sometimes you need to read something twice to get it. You might need to watch a movie three times to understand it. You might have to have that album on repeat for a week until the lyrics make any sense. You're allowed to engage with it and can keep engaging with it until it means something to you. People will see a painting at a museum and laugh about not getting what the big deal is but like you can come back, you can see it at another time, and maybe that next time it'll be different for you. I'm of the belief the "media literacy crisis" would solve itself if more people just sat down and did it again. Watched, read, played, listened, etc like I don't think people are getting more ignorant necessarily I just think we're not glorifying personally replaying things nearly as much as we should be.

[wintercorrybriea]

balenciaga

[nickoraus]

[jakeperalta]

anyway. remember when taylor liked this on here. what a time that was

[depsidase]

[racial]