Sparkks

He/Him AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[animentality]

[azdesertwillow]

@teh-lazy-potato

[teaboot]

These is Pokémen

[echonoahh]

No Matter What (Kris and The Player Comic)

[twilightofthesandwiches]

You can choose one of these mildly non-human traits to have…

Which will you choose?

Patches of iridescent scales or feathers

A pair of antlers

Monkey-like dexterous feet

Enhanced sense of smell

A mouth that can unhinge like a snake’s

Slightly-prehensile hair

Fully-functional gills

Wings (capable of gliding, but not true flight)

Tail (can be somewhat prehensile, but not that dexterous)

Retractable claws

Long, sharp fangs

Hair that naturally has an unnatural color of your choice

Voting ended onApr 9

[queer-benoit-blanc]

need tumblr to know that this year is the 1069th anniversary of the assassination of julius caesar, not last year. people joked about it last year but it's this year. tumblr please

[hellsite-proteins]

this is very important information thank you

letter sequence in this post matching protein-coding amino acids:

needtmlrtknwthatthisyearisthethanniversaryftheassassinatinfliscaesarntlastyearpeplekedatitlastyeartitsthisyeartmlrplease

protein guy analysis:

this one is made up of two helices, one of which is very long. so, we've got a long, thin, almost knife-shaped structure here for this specific stabbing anniversary. make of that what you will

predicted protein structure:

protein structure

knife

does anyone else see the vision here?

[wolves-willow]

ITS MARCH YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

[jaesrri]

[zipstick]

[nick-nonya]

[is-it-the-ides-of-march]

yes

[vilus685-deactivated20200321]

me at this point of the year, reacting to any bad news

[realentlessly-gay-deactivated20]

The earlier in the year you reblog this the funnier it is

[the-haiku-bot]

The earlier in

the year you reblog this the

funnier it is

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[kaijuno]

[evilwizard]

[toonbeez]

Loud audio warning?? At least it’s loud to meee

I posted this elsewhere awhile ago but I might as well throw it here

[sharingneedles]

IVE BEEN WAITING ALL YEAR TO POST THIS YOU DONT EVEN KNOW

[fuckyeahpaganism]

I’m crying. 

[for-fox-sakess]

i scheduled this a year ago..

[troyetroyetroye]

I put this on my queue a year ago today. Let’s see if I still use tumblr as much a year from now.

[macintush-deactivated20140612]

Recycled tumblr humor

[macintush-deactivated20140612]

10k notes

[macintush-deactivated20140612]

pun

[macintush-deactivated20140612]

pun repeated in italics

[fuglypudding]

“did you just” added

[alleneverafter]

supernatural gif that fits even though the post was nowhere near related to spn

[tateshaw-deactivated20201206]

[ginger-witz]

comment expressing disbelief on how Supernatural has a gif for everything

[something-----strange]

Comment expressing their uttermost love for Tumblr

[hohoehoes]

comment expressing utter hate for posts like these

[knitbelove]

Comment that OMG IT’S THE ORIGINAL I’VE ONLY SEEN IT IN SCREENSHOTS

[mittensmorgul]

what was old is apparently new again

[bees-official]

Someone saying this post is a must reblog

[sagegreenfrogs]

someone mentioning the ops are all deactivated

[analogue-dragon]

The @hellsite-hall-of-fame reblog

[teaboot]

Reading this in 2024 feels like an immortal returning to their old village after 300 years and finding it’s been converted to a heritage site full of period actors

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

a reblog expressing something unoriginal simply so the poster can be a part of the chain

[sparkks1]

a reblog expressing something unoriginal simply so the poster can be a part of the chain

[itti-the-mouse]

hearing "lost girl" play in ralsei's room has made me slightly crazy

[sparkks1]

Instantly fuck up the prophecy. Can't have a prince of darkness appear at worlds edge if the prince is actually a princess. Suck it fate.

[sparkks1]

Actually because darkners are formed around perceptions do you think Ralsei would just have to want to be a girl hard enough and that would be enough to transition or would Ralsei need to magically create, like, an estrogen cake

[itti-the-mouse]

hearing "lost girl" play in ralsei's room has made me slightly crazy

[sparkks1]

Instantly fuck up the prophecy. Can't have a prince of darkness appear at worlds edge if the prince is actually a princess. Suck it fate.

[echonoahh]

Kris and The Player//

Part 2

Part 1

The powerful being who lacks understanding vs a teenager with depression

[clickbeetle]

i love seeing cardinals and bluejays together i’m always like “hehe.. evil siblings”

[clickbeetle]

this is what i’m all about babyyyyy

[brydeswhale]

They’re not even related. Jays are a type of corvid, like crows and magpies, and Cardinals are a grosbeak.

[watcherscrown]

well you see, they are both birds and they both have fun hats. hope this helps

[sparkks1]

They have to be related, didn't you hear that they were siblings. Those are, like, the most related.

[tentacion3099]

[angelofdykeness]

I FOUND IT THANK GOD this video is so important

[blue-eyes-white-cheddar]

This is real and here is the patent. Nonconsensual data collection is detailed in column #4 on page 17.

[paper-mario-wiki]

i fucking LOVE this dude (FLESH SIMULATOR is the name of his accounts). all of his videos are full of information and tips like this, and he always has loud industrial tone music mixed poorly over him speaking to make it impossible to create a clean AI copy of his voice.

[fintan-pyren]

Spin this wheel first and then this wheel second to generate the title of a YA fantasy novel!

(If the second wheel lands on an option ending with a plus sign, spin it again)

Would you read a book with this title?

Absolutely!

Sure, why not?

Probably not

You could not force me at gunpoint to read something with this title

Voting ended onJun 26, 2025

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