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Val | 18 | she/her | ♌️ | IG&TWT: sparklyseungsik Multistan who writes incorrect quotes and some concepts.

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Chan: You Okay?

Stay: Yeah, just cold.. what are you doing??

Chan, taking off his shirt: If you’re cold, I’m cold too.

Stay: Wait—

Chan: IF YOUR COLD, I’M COLD TOO.

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Yuta: So! This is the new gang!! Sweet!

Hendery, Ten, Johnny, Jungwoo and Jaemin: Yeah!

Xiaojun, shaking in his boots: Y-Yeah—

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Soobin: Has anyone seen my ice cream? I’ve been keeping it safe and somehow someone has found it.

Hueningkai with chocolate all over his face: ... No, I have no idea who it was. I think it’s Beomgyu tho.

Soobin, clenching his fists and squinting his eyes in anger: Beomgyu.

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Vernon: Joshua, your hair looks nice today.

Seungkwan, popping up out of nowhere: Oh, so what? My hair isn’t pretty? Am I pretty? Why not compliment me? Is it because the way I walk? Wait, no! Don’t answer that!!

Vernon: .. S—

Seungkwan: You know what!!?? I Dont even care! Your stupid and so is your face!

Joshua & Vernon: ....

Seungkwan, noticing Joshuas new hair color: Oh, nice hair. What shade of pink is that?

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Jisung: BABY!

Felix, Minho, Changbin and Hyunjin: Yeah?

Felix, Minho, Changbin and Hyunjin: Yo, He was talking to me.

Jisung: Uh oh.

Felix, Minho, Changbin and Hyunjin: * arguing like a loud pack of hyenas *

Jeongin, walking in cautiously: You called?

Jisung: Yeah, here, I opened your Capri Sun.

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So I took and edited these photos of my sisters..

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Chan: Now, it’s okay to like boys, Bin. No need to feel weird or feel like it’s unnatural to like them, okay? So when we have feelings for them, we say it’s that it’s okay.

Changbin: * nods *

Chan: So.. What do we say when we have feelings for other boys, Changbin?

Changbin: No homo.

Chan: ..No—

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IMAGINE BTS AS...

Marvel addition

( I’m not saying they are EXACTLY alike nor am I saying that they’re characters are the same personalities/looks, it’s just saying to imagine them as these characters. )

Jin - Bruce Banner ( Hulk )

Namjoon - Tony Stark ( Iron Man )

Jhope - Peter Quill ( Star Lord )

Jimin - Loki

Suga - Scott Lang ( Ant Man )

Jungkook - Thor

Taehyung - Peter Parker ( Spider Man )

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What kind of simp you are you?

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Based on your TXT bias

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Soobin - Introverted simp ( Wont show theyre a simp on the outside, but are screaming on the inside )

Hueningkai - Shy simp ( Shows affection but gets really shy about it )

Beomgyu - Giggily simp ( Giggles at everything their crush says/does that’s cute )

Yeonjun - Confident simp ( Shows now mercy. Their crush knows that they like them.

Taehyun - Blushy simp ( Blushes at the slightest things such as their crushes voice or touch. )

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Ten: It’s 3am, what are you doing on top of the roof?

Hendery: * basically screaming to the stars * You know what I think is dumb?? People calling Chai Lattes “ Chai Tea.” Chai translates to tea so they’re just saying TEA tea! Like come on people! COME ON!!

Ten: Why do I even bother asking anymore

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Yunho: * talking about his character in the new kdrama * So Yeah. Imma be a dad.

Yeosang: Oh! The fans are going to love that, seeing you take care of a girl and all.

Hongjoong: * Overhears their conversation * ... IM GONNA BE A GRANDPA!?

Yunho: What? Wait, Joong— No—

Hongjoong: * Screaming *

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Jisung: Can I get a puppy? 🥺

Chan: When pigs fly.

Jisung: * Naruto runs over Changbin and attempts to pick him up *

Changbin: What the f*ck, Sung??

Jisung: CHANNIE SAID I COULD GET A PUPPY WHEN PIGS FLY, SO GET UP YOU F*CKING HOG!

Changbin: I have no words to describe how bad I want to f*cking punt you right now.

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Ziu: Whats that on your.. on your..

Van: ???

Ziu: Your— * points at Vans forehead * foursome.

Van, not having the guts to tell him: ... Hair.

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Trainee: * pointing in someone’s direction * Hyung... Is he always like that?

Jinyoung: Like.. *looks over to see the trainee is pointing at Bambam* what..

Bambam: *is taking apart his sandwich and throwing it at pigeons* “ EAT IT YOU WINGED RATS!!”

Jinyoung: * looks away with a disappointed face * Unfortunately.

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Owl

Jinjin

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Baek: I AM A MONSTER. So scary.

Chanyeol: You literally came to me last night demanding cuddles— then you proceeded to cry when I wouldn’t give them to you.

Baek: W-Well, monsters have feelings too, ya know!

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How skz acknowledges Chan’s birthday

Jeongin: * Bakes him a cake as best as he can * It’s the red angry bird! Like Channie Hyung!

Changbin: A-Already?? *Nevrously sweats because he forgot a present*

Hyunjin: Happy birthday! You’re getting old (:

Minho: Oh no I forgot!! Haha nah, just kidding. I bought him a present a few months ago.

Han: * Wakes him up by jumping on his bed, screaming at the top of his lungs ‘ Happy Birthday Channie-Hyung’ *

Seungmin: Wait— it’s your birthday—?

Felix: * Hugs him warmly, his chin gently nuzzling his neck as he sighs and closes his eyes * Happy birthday, Channie.

BONUS:

Bambam: FUCK YEAH!! ITS CHANS BIRTHDAY!! LETS GO F*CK SOME SH*T UP!! LETS GET DRUNK AND THROW OURSLEVES INTO THE HAN RIVER!!!

JB: Please get off the table, were at a restaurant.