Starry

I'll repost funny stuff, talk about fanfics, and announce new chapters if/when they ever see the light of day

[spatteringstars]

"Mmm I think you’re underestimating the strength of human connective tissues but pop off I guess" - Dick Grayson at some point probably

[spatteringstars]

“Yeah he’s a kid- that’s what you do with em. Ya nap them” - Stephanie Brown at some point probably

[crowwkui]

six more months 💫

[three-semicolons]

Holy shit holy shit you know the picture?????

This one???? The “tearing up Gotham in my Batmobile >:)” one???

BRUCE DOES IT TOO.

WHO GOT IT FROM WHO?????

[abbielauren2024]

Reblog if you’re grateful for your commenters <3

[spatteringstars]

still thinking about that one time my professor tries to call me out for being on my phone in class cause my hands were in my lap and I kept looking down at them and then I just held up the fidget toy I’d gotten as a school event like an hour earlier like - “cube”

[frownyalfred]

fic idea I wrote in my notes last night: JL robins visit Gotham Batman off limits ghosts

what I actually meant: AU where Batman has his “no metas in Gotham” rule but the Justice League keeps ignoring it because nothing bad happens in Gotham because of them, except slowly, over time, they start noticing a handful of vigilantes that claim to work with Batman and are incredibly helpful when they need to get out of a tough situation. But whenever they mention the vigilantes — barely more than teenagers, really — Batman shuts down. Orders the League not to talk to any of them. Says they’re not real, one night when he’s exhausted and on too many painkillers in the Watchtower medbay. They haven’t been alive for years. What’s left is just Gotham playing tricks on all of them. But the vigilantes are real — as far as anyone can tell. They want to help Batman, but he won’t acknowledge them. Grief, and far too much time alone makes him deny their attempts to help. Even though every other morning, right at dawn when he returns to the Cave, there’s always a small offering tucked into his belt. A funny old charm Dick used to wear. Tim’s favorite pen. Jason’s bookmark. They’re here, they’re real, they’re begging him to realize that. But he won’t. So they turn to the Justice League.

[teaboot]

Do you think Clark Kent's first few major articles were about the continued presence of lead pipes in parts of Metropolis' water system

[teaboot]

(Average Metropolis reader after investigative reporter C. Kent's 452nd article on yet another case of landlords/business owners/factories' continued use of lead pipes/paint/gas/glass knowingly exposing the public to dangerously toxic lead levels) what the fuck happened to this guy

[teaboot]

One day Bruce Wayne mentions in an interview that heroes like Superman are overrated, as the most effective way to reduce crime is to provide public resources and improve local infrastructure, then cites how neighboring city Metropolis has effectively lowered their violent crime by 13% after addressing their outdated water system and investing low income housing. the reporter conducting the interview suddenly starts looking a little uncomfortable

[teaboot]

To be clear, Clark is still a fantastic investigative reporter. He still has to track down the sources to prove all this shit

[teaboot]

"Who, Clark Kent? Yeah, we're pretty sure he's a Meta. Is he a superhero? Like what, "Lead-detector guy"? "Captain pipes?" Don't get me wrong, he's a great guy and it's a handy trick, but it's lead detection, not laser vision. He's not about to go running around in tights any time soon."

[sindri42]

I just love the idea of a cape maintaining their secret identity by pretending to be a completely different and less impressive kind of parahuman.

[roach-works]

everyone assumes that kent is so squirrely around superheros because he’s just desperately hoping not to be conscripted to the JLA to fix their plumbing

[teaboot]

Local Metropolis Reporter Publically Recognized For Contributions To The City; Awarded Medal Of Distinction

[championofdnd]

They tried to get superman to present the medal but he was offended at being called "overrated" in comparison to Clark so he declined

[teaboot]

Counter offer: Bruce Wayne disguised as Superman

[teaboot]

beating this dead horse with memes

[everythingismadeofchaos]

Hey this was a real fun little read. It's so great to find these treasures on this site

[teaboot]

We’re happy to have you!

[mogamoka]

Superman & Batman scene redraw

[froglover7789]

finally watched superman 2025 and... oh clark kent you beautiful loser i need you to make out with robert battinson NOW!!!!

"maybe the real punk rock was the friends we made along the way"-ass movie and then the music aint even punk rock oh i KNOW bruce would throw a fit over this. mr mcr t shirt something in the wayyyyy oh his autistic ass FUMING

[stillnotsquashed]

Damian: Out of respect for the Robin name, I have been researching the person who originated it: Mary Grayson (nee Lloyd). Bruce: Oh, find anything good? Damian: Were you aware she had a criminal record? Bruce: Yes. Tim: Of course. I have a copy of it at home. Jason: I mean I didn't. But I'm not surprised. Damian: Why not? Jason: Because I've met her son. I imagine Mary Grayson was involved in every anti-authoritarian protest she came across on her travels. What I would be more interested in is learning exactly what Janet Drake was up to to create Master Stalker over there.

[spatteringstars]

Bruce Wayne is 100% a cat guy but so strongly believes that he is inherently unloveable that he has a dog instead because they give their love freely and he doesn't want to be rejected by a cat send tweet

[rocnmud]

A venn diagram made in real time of batman and the red bull racing team(which quickly turned into a Tim and max venn diagram) based off a convo with my friend (an f1 fan with all the "cannon" knowledge and fannon batman knowledge) and me (who only knows what she has told me about f1 and has a good amount of cannon dcu knowledge but likes fannon more sometimes cuz who cares)

(the blue is where it turns to tim and max parallels)

They make me sick I've gotta get more into f1 now

Same colors

Oh another au to think about carnally but not write or make art for until I burst

[eros-telesse]

At the table with the bats

Jason : Oh please what does Dick have that I don't?

Damian : A date tonight?

Tim : Stop the tape, rewind, play it again!

Damian : A date tonight!

*They hight five*

Jason :

Jason : I hate that you two get along now.

[autisticlittleguy]

Apparently Eva Stratt at the end of the movie on the ship had a prison tattoo on her neck that meant something along the lines of "life without parole." So, parallel to Grace and Rocky's adventure, there was a whole subplot where Eva Stratt

- Was eventually trialed by governments of the world as a scapegoat and sent to prison

- She somehow BROKE out of said prison and currently commandeers a rogue paramilitary faction of Project Hail Mary loyalists who believe in her over world governments, who presumably are still hunting her down

- She currently is on the run and staying mobile on an ice breaker ship like some kind of james bond villain base (but you know, good) while STILL working on project hail mary the whole time

- Her rogue loyalist faction controlled enough resources they could go to space and collect the beetles Grace had sent. Alternatively, it was the world government that collected the beetles, and Stratt had a whole ass heist movie to steal them, which is why she had the little xenonite figure at the end of the movie. Either ways she was running circles around them.

Absolutely insane. Never piss off a history major

[toast-the-unknowing]

the bad news: I now hate my current wip and strongly believe there isn't a single joke in it that lands

the good news: I know my process enough to recognize this as the slump that I hit in everything I write when it's like three-quarters-ish done

the bad news: the only way out is through

the good news: I do know the way out!

the bad news: yeah but it's through

[toast-the-unknowing]

making a cross stitch that says "I am funny and he would fucking say that" to hang directly above my monitor

[toast-the-unknowing]

"hey toast you stayed up past midnight because you were working on the fic and not because you were procrastinating by making a hideous pattern for a joke cross stitch" have you never met a writer before

[toast-the-unknowing]

gonna tell my kids this was live laugh love

[julibird3]

Fanart for "The Drakes Spoiled Brat (im sorry dad)" by Yellow_prouts

I tried really hard but the hands aren’t handing I’m so sorry.

Obligatory wisp sketch

Authors tumblr is @batfambrainrotbeloved