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there's no cure for being a cunt

[forever90s]

[love-personal]

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OMFG CINDY JUST KISSED SAM AND I ACTUALLY SQUEALED 

[love-personal]

[status-excessu]

[unescapable]

first day back and im already sick of school

[twinsky]

dude god could come down from heaven with a million angels and tell me that gif is pronounced “jif” and i still wouldn’t fucking do it

[feistyfrank]

[krissywinni]

[pregnat4-deactivated20120703]

my whole life consists of wondering whether or not to make the bitchy comment

[mustgetlonely-deactivated202603]

[kaiwarena-deactivated20220519]

i looked up what is a snozzberry

[macleod]

dick-flavored wallpaper

[awellkept-secret-deactivated201]

this guy in my class said his brother lost his wallet in Canada and someone shipped it back with souvenirs

[bunsen-deactivated20150516]

If Ke$ha goes on tour in the UK does she become Ke£ha?

[theflapofrabdolph-blog]

[bonerfart]

tumblr mutual i’ve never once interacted with in my life: so sick of fake friends. don’t think i can’t see what you’re up to

me: damn… they talking about me?

[antiandrogen]

lilith was created before eve from the same soil as adam to be his wife 

she refused to lay beneath him, wishing to be his equal, only willing to have sex with him if she was on his side or on top 

adam tried to force her to have sex with him the way he wanted, so she left him and became a demon…

…go off 

[antiandrogen]

i mean we could talk about how lilith was a badass who’d rather be a demon than be subservient to a man or we could talk about the allegory here where a woman who demands agency is LITERALLY demonized… or the reality that this story means that the first man in the bible (or the first man ever, if you subscribe to that) was a rapist! great start, boys

[chubby-bunnies]

this is so important. 

[lesbiansandthelivingdead]

I wonder how different shit would be if Adam attempting to rape Lilith was the “original sin” instead of Eve eating the apple. 

[hulminat-deactivated20180512]

That last comment hit me hard…

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okay for starters, i don’t recognise myself as a christian, but I pretty much grew up in the seventh-day-adventist church, and i also don’t know much about lilith aside from scrolling through a couple of websites right now.

but basically, lilith is never documented in the bible so you cant really bash anyone by talking about this story, its just another folktale. yes, you could say the same about the bible, except even that was written down ages ago and in scrolls and documented and all that shit. lilith is mentioned in one translation of the bible, and its completely different from every other rendition (is that the right word?) with all the other translations talking about night creatures and all that jazz. 

anyway, going by what ive heard SDAs say over the past however-many years, Eve isnt even meant to Adam’s little bitch who was beneath him, they’re meant to like compliment each other or something - yeah, im a little hazy. Eve being created out of Adam’s rib isnt meant to be demeaning, its meant to show that they are equal, having taken an important bone, from the middle of his body (not his head, to say better ((i think that was it - brackets in brackets i know, dont judge)) and not his feet, to say that she is lower).

basically, that ^^^^ was just a really long way of saying what are you trying to get at here