Spencer August (they/them)

Magnus, this is the nightmare scenario.

[quiddling]

hollice in the good year of 2023????

[jojojo-jo-jo-jojo]

[pukicho]

trick or treat!!

aww and what are you supposed to be!!

[dementia-springtrap]

A mistake.

[pukicho]

Okay well the other kids are being pirates and skeletons

[wubigeyes-deactivated20260521]

[shiinsei]

Du Gay 👉

[more-comfortable-in-hell]

[penismage]

[buddwyer]

[pixlokita]

friendship (?) sillies ✨💕

[kuvaton]

[long-hands-in-the-cornfield]

last night i had a dream that i told a joke that was so funny it killed people. I woke up after killing someone with it and in my tired stupor, rushed to write it down before I forgot it or fell back asleep. I just checked and this is what i wrote down

[passionpeachy-deactivated202312]

This person said this to me over a random tag I left on a photo months ago and I don't know how to tell them I have a debilitating mental illness that makes me unable to leave my house

[passionpeachy-deactivated202312]

Spent this entire day alone in bed crying so hard because OCD is ruining my life and I keep having paranoid breakdowns and then I see this.......at least it made me stop crying and made me annoyed instead so thanks

[squidward985]

This is so good and succinct I wanted to reblog it

[zapatism]

"oh, if you make out with friends, you could ruin the friendship" so who am i supposed to kiss? my enemies? get a grip

[zapatism]

i'd like to take this time to apologize for my prior lapse of judgement. listening and learning

[luobingmeis]

a guy walks in with two puncture wounds on his neck like “u should see the other guy” and then a vampire walks in covered in those cartoony lipstick kiss marks

[luobingmeis]

i’m really glad this post was a hit with the gays

[trianglart]

I had to draw this 

[rogha]

one time a guy i know whose girlfriend was heavily pregnant didn’t tweet anything for a whole day so i texted him ‘congrats on your baby’ and made him think i had some kind of baby precognition 

[rogha]

like six months after that just after halloween i asked to see his son dressed as a ‘fat baby pumpkin’ and he was like ‘who told you’ and i said ‘no one. it’s halloween. you have a fat baby. he’s going to be a pumpkin’ 

[rogha]

bbc sherlock wants what i have

[gandalf-chan]

Autism?

[rogha]

yeah it’s autism

[toastyglow]

what

[worddevourer]

[jillyyfish]

tumblr is probably the best website because you can say things like “hey. dont cry. suck her sloppy saturday wednesday ok?” and everyone will be like yeah this expresses a coherent thought

[itsagifnotagif]

There is a parallel universe where Tumblr is actually a great functioning site

[wizardlyghost]

its exactly as shitty but every other social media site is worse by comparison

[wizardlyghost]

[christinecanigula-archive]

I’m A Lesbiab

[christinecanigula-archive]

Lesbiam

[christinecanigula-archive]

Less Bien

[christinecanigula-archive]

Girls

[vampire-crimson]

it’s okay take ur time

[kariniebeanie]

have y’all seen the update? (x)

[moonsfavoritedaughter]

poor girl, cant spell lebsiab