writhes on the floor

Hi my name is Beet. They/them pronouns. im very normal i swear

[spinosaurussy]

[meanbuddhist]

my body knows something that i don’t and i can’t get her to talk to me

[alyssathestormwitch]

[thej0ry]

What would you do if you were scrolling through recommended tumblr posts and one was from someone you don't know and it was just a picture of your dad captioned "fucking hate this guy" and it had hundreds of notes

[meshugenist]

reblog it

[t00thpasteface]

nothing online is ever truly deleted. except that one fucking thing you're looking for

[bungerc0re]

it's called a ball python because it is a python(🐍) that ball(🟠)

[contemptible-scoundrel]

nothing in the rules says a python can't play basketball

[maxxie-or-smth]

we need a surgery that removes you from your body

[the-punforgiven]

Trying to have a cute homoerotic sword duel with my narrative foil but she refuses to engage with any of my banter and just goes for the kill shot every time

[the-punforgiven]

Part of me is starting to wonder if she wants to actually just kill me

[tomorrowillbeyou]

nice outfit dude LOL. legolas called. apparently they're taking the hobbits somewhere really crazy

[funstyle]

i dont wanna play the game in the mobile ad but i guess it's not about what i want

[mrsterlingeverything]

Lets let friday get us pregnant and have a baby that lasts the whole weekend

[redstonedust]

thinking "everyone can tell im bad at this" as i stand completely motionless doing nothing in public

[citystompers1]

Behind the scenes of Godzilla (1998)

[memebf]

man why didn’t they just have this guy fight him off. dude’s huge

[sigmaleph]

i wouldn't fight godzilla if i was this dude's size, for roughly the same reason i wouldn't fight a komodo dragon at the size i currently am

[squareallworthy]

Not even to save New York?

[sigmaleph]

what has new york ever done for me

[livelurk]

i'm not reading your fuckass card links brother youre a grown man in 2026

[ashleythetraveler]

Guy who's card just links to his LinkedIn

[aquaflv]

really recommend getting a partner with a different religion than you and very little knowledge of your religion because the opportunities for explaining things to each other are just exquisite

[aquaflv]

yesterday she told me some story about the Buddha's wife and child and I was like. Wait. He fucked? And she was like yeah of course he fucked, why wouldn't he, he was the most attractive and loveable and and wise and etc. person who ever lived. why would he not fuck.

[aquaflv]

this morning she looked perplexed in the kitchen at me and said "did Jesus not fuck?"

[luxlightly]

The idea of two people having sex and it creating another, smaller person who has a combination of their traits sounds like it was made up for fan fiction but alas I've heard tale that it's really happened

[sixpenceeeblog]

Only hurt people, hurt people

[sixpenceee]

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